Christian MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TwinBroWeddingNoShow

Dilemma, Wedding, Schedule, Communication, groomsmen

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and fight off creepers while dealing with family drama that puts soap operas to shame.

Just like the OP’s twin brother, you’ll have to navigate tricky relationships and decide whether to attend weddings where you weren’t even properly invited. Will you be the bigger person and show up in your best virtual suit, or will you stay home and mine for diamonds instead?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also encounter passive-aggressive sister-in-laws who love to stir up trouble and make snarky comments about your life choices. Will you stand up for yourself or let them get under your pixelated skin?

And don’t forget about the grandma who’s caught in the middle of it all, debating whether to attend the wedding or stay home and tend to her virtual garden. Will you help her navigate the drama or leave her to fend for herself?

Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, questionable invitations, and enough drama to make even the most seasoned reality TV star blush. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the world of Minecraft?

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HolyCraft SMP – Blessed Block Party

Party, Holycraft, binding of isaac, Art Dropbox, angel

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Christian themes to a whole new level! Join us for some holy fun as we build churches, battle demons, and spread the word of the Angel Hare playlist.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore, like the epic tale of Bennyanons and the mysterious /holy/ Story Archive. Dive into the world of Ultrakill, DooM Franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Binding of Isaac, and Blasphemous as you fight for righteousness in the virtual realm.

But that’s not all! We have an AI voice named Gabby who will guide you on your journey, art collabs to showcase your creativity, and watch parties to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your angelic side shine through! (Disclaimer: No actual angels were harmed in the making of this server).

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DivineCraft Minecraft Server

salvation, never forsake me, SPIRITUAL, Eternal Love, Hope

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. True story, bro. And that’s not all! Our server is protected by the power of God himself. That’s right, you’ll never be alone because God will be by your side, fighting off zombies and building epic structures with you. So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most divine Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! 🙌🏼🔥🐰 #BlessedMinecraftLife

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Mom’s Visit Ruined By Unexpected Guest

Scene, movies, ruined, Lease, Cooking

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave your roommate’s overbearing mother behind!

On our server, you can bring over as many girls as you want without being accused of turning your house into a brothel. Plus, we won’t judge you for not being a good Christian boy – we welcome all religions, even Buddhism!

So come join us and build your dream world where you can invite all the girls you want without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate!

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MineCraftBachBash

FAITH, long-term friendship, cultural sensitivity, Wedding, Apology

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of friendship? Look no further than our server, where even the most scandalous situations get resolved with a happy ending!

Join us for a wild ride of hijab drama, Christian fiance apologies, and a bride who just can’t seem to keep her photos straight. Our server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and heartwarming resolutions you never knew you needed in your Minecraft experience.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a community where friendships last two decades and weddings are a regular occurrence. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hijab controversy that ends in a heart-to-heart chat and a promise to keep it in the past.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun – because where else can you find such outrageous stories and heartwarming endings in the world of Minecraft?

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BulletInch Minecraft Server

attempted murder, trump, dream, assassination attempt, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Trump couldn’t escape the chaos! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging bullets and surviving assassination attempts just like the former president. It’s like living in a crazy alternate reality where anything can happen. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of a server that will leave you questioning reality. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a conspiracy theory or two. Join now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

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DepressedCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Silently, depression, Bible verses, Life

Are you tired of pouring all your resources into trying to convert someone to your beliefs just so you can date them? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the power of block-building and pixelated pigs bring you closer together in ways you never thought possible.

Our server is filled with cute agnostic girls who are just waiting for you to subtly convince them to become Christian so you can live happily ever after. We guarantee that by the time you build your first diamond castle together, she’ll be liking Bible verses on your Instagram story faster than you can say “creeper”.

So why waste time and energy on real-life conversions when you can join our server and let the magic of Minecraft do all the work for you? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!

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DivineCraft Minecraft Server

congregation, FAITH, Community, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, BIBLE

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and become one of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult… I mean, family. We have weekly meetings where we gather around the virtual campfire and discuss the holy scriptures of Notch. And don’t worry, if you ever run into trouble, our moderators are like guardian angels, ready to swoop in and banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of block-building together!

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Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation

Christian, mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, mommas, Birthday

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.

Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Christian, 1 Corinthians 12:13, choose one, Romans 10:12-13, one body

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the teachings of the Bible in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!

Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!

And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.

So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

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