Christian Minecraft Servers

Christian

  • HolyCraftyMomma

    HolyCraftyMomma

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with religious drama in your family? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing we worship is diamonds! No more worrying about going to Hell for breaking the rules, just break blocks and build to your heart’s content.

    Our server is perfect for atheists, agnostics, and anyone who just wants to have a good time without the fear of eternal damnation. Plus, we have a special area where you can build your own church dedicated to the mighty Creeper, because who needs traditional religions when you have exploding green creatures?

    Join us now and leave the religious drama behind. Build your own paradise in our world and never worry about your daughter threatening to go non-contact with you over beliefs that were probably put in her head by a Minecraft Pastor. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together on our server where the only commandment is to have fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MomCraft: Grandchild Gratitude

    MomCraft: Grandchild Gratitude

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your beliefs? Look no further! Join our server for a truly divine experience that will have you thanking Notch for blessing you with the opportunity to play.

    Just like how my mom constantly thanks God for everything, you’ll be thanking Notch for the amazing gameplay, the miraculous builds, and the blessings of diamonds and rare loot. Who needs real-life blessings when you have a diamond sword in hand, are we right?

    And just like how my mom erases my role in my child’s life with her constant religious comments, you can erase your enemies on our server with epic PvP battles. Show them who the real blessing is by dominating the competition and proving that you are the chosen one in this Minecraft world.

    So come join us on the server where God may not be the one pushing out updates, but Notch sure is, and that’s all the blessing you need. Who needs sleep when you can be building, mining, and crafting 24/7? Join now and let the power of Notch guide you to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CultCraft: AITA Edition

    CultCraft: AITA Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for epic adventures, dramatic incantations, and summoning demons – just kidding, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    Imagine dressing up in robes, waving fake swords, and chanting in the hallways like a true cult leader – oops, did we say cult leader? We meant dedicated Minecraft player, of course!

    Our server is perfect for those who love to immerse themselves in the game and have a good laugh while doing it. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some neighbors who think you’re summoning demons and want to introduce you to their pastor – now that’s a story to tell at our virtual campfire!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is accidentally convincing your neighbors you’re starting a cult. Let the adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyCraft SMP – >Be Christian

    HolyCraft SMP – >Be Christian

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where being Christian and hating Jews is not only allowed, but encouraged!

    But wait, there’s more! When you open up your Bible in-game, you’ll find that it’s not your typical Bible. It’s actually the Hebrew Bible with a few extra books tacked on the end. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few miracles along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your blocky house blown up too)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyCraft SMP: Islam is a Christian Heresy

    HolyCraft SMP: Islam is a Christian Heresy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of the virtual world! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Rumor has it they have a llama leader named Carl who wears a top hat and monocle. Don’t worry, though, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    But that’s not all! We also have a faction of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly squawking about their rights. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a group of villagers who have started a cult dedicated to turning everything into cake. Yes, you read that right. Cake. Everywhere. It’s both delicious and slightly terrifying.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on Carl the llama.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server

    DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any demon-possessed pastors’ wives screaming about your love life!

    Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).

    So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: TrustInGod

    Minecraft SMP: TrustInGod

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow all the rules and play nice? Well, have I got the server for you!

    Join our server where GOD HIMSELF trusts you to create chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. That’s right, you have the power of the Almighty on your side as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Who needs to mine when you have the favor of the gods on your side?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has been tamed and now acts as our pet. Imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you defeated a dragon and made it your loyal companion.

    So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join our server for a wild ride filled with divine intervention, epic loot, and mythical creatures. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyCraft SMP – Blessed Blocks and Prayers

    HolyCraft SMP – Blessed Blocks and Prayers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Christian themes to a whole new level! Join us as we embark on epic quests to resurrect Francesca from the dead (yes, she’s a Minecraft character now).

    We have a playlist of angelic tunes to keep you company as you build your holy empire, and don’t forget to check out our tie-in game where you battle demons and save souls.

    Looking for some intense gaming action? Try out Ultrakill, the DooM Franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Binding of Isaac, and Blasphemous – because nothing says Christian SMP like slaying demons and monsters.

    And if you’re interested in some lore, we’ve got you covered with our OC Lore, Fanon Lore, and BennyanonsLore. Dive into our Story Archive and get inspired to create your own tales of faith and adventure.

    Join us on this wild ride of holy madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew Minecraft could be so… divine?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GodCraft Minecraft Server

    GodCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    🀣 Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling abandoned and alone? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, God himself will never leave you nor forsake you! That’s right, you’ll have the Almighty watching over you as you build, mine, and survive in this crazy world.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have divine protection, but you’ll also have the chance to reap some epic rewards if you don’t faint from all the excitement. Just imagine the treasures waiting for you in due season!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where miracles happen and the only limit is your imagination. And remember, on this server, even the creepers are afraid of God’s wrath! πŸ˜‚πŸ™πŸΌπŸ”₯

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP