Christian Minecraft Servers

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  • ParentalPiggybacker

    ParentalPiggybacker

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

    On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

    And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

    So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

    ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

    Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

    Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

    So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Fun

    Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we worship the holy blocks and build glorious churches in the name of Notch! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bible and slay the evil Creepers in the name of righteousness.

    Our server is filled with lore and stories of brave warriors who fought against the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a prayer. Dive into our /holy/ OC Lore and uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe, or participate in our Art Collabs to create masterpieces worthy of hanging in the halls of our pixelated cathedrals.

    But beware, for there are heretics among us who seek to destroy our sacred world with their blasphemous TNT cannons and lava traps. Will you stand with us against the forces of darkness, or will you be tempted by the forbidden fruits of griefing and trolling?

    Join us on this epic journey of faith and blocky adventures, where every block you place is a prayer to the mighty Notch himself. Praise the blocks and may your pickaxe never break!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tony should have Edge win the title the night of his return Minecraft SMP

    Tony should have Edge win the title the night of his return Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some edge and excitement in your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and experience epic battles and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. We have crazy storylines like Edge returning to challenge Bryan, only to win after Christian and Shane McMahon interfere. And let’s not forget about forming stables with Jericho and some other young Canadian guy – because why not?

    Forget about those drizzling shits in AEW, come be a part of our world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become world champion before you retire (from playing Minecraft, that is). So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisFreeRehearsalDin

    SisFreeRehearsalDin

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of OP’s sister and her Middle Eastern adventures.

    Forget about building blocks, on our server, you’ll be building bridges between family members who are more divided than the Nether and the Overworld. Can you navigate through the drama and chaos to come out on top?

    With more plot twists than a soap opera, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Join now and see if you can handle the madness! Just remember, in this world, alliances can shift as quickly as sand in a desert storm.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Christian Minecraft Server

    Crafty Christian Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while also debating the philosophical implications of being a “Cultural Christian.” Who needs atheism when you can have a virtual church in Minecraft, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to the beat of a Minecraft jukebox.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in the pixels of our virtual world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

    Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building stuff and mining all day? Well, fear not, for our server is here to bring some holy chaos into your life! Join us and be persecuted for righteousness in the most epic way possible.

    In our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the Kingdom of Heaven is just a few blocks away. Build your own heavenly fortress, battle against demon mobs, and prove your righteousness to claim your spot in the Kingdom of Heaven.

    But beware, for the path to righteousness is not easy. You’ll face challenges and persecution like never before. From zombie priests to creeper angels, you’ll have to fight your way through the most absurd enemies to reach your ultimate goal.

    So, if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and be blessed with the Kingdom of Heaven, join us now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Johnny’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Johnny’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our SMP! We have everything you could ever want – from Jonny boy and his legendary spamming skills to anti-white Christian shilling that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming best friends with a creeper or starting a revolution against the Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

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    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forced to go to church 4-5 times a week? Do you want to escape the wrath of your religious family? Join our Minecraft server and let your true non-believing self shine!

    Our server is a safe haven for those who have seen the light (or lack thereof) and want to express their true beliefs without judgment. We have a community of like-minded individuals who will support you in your journey to freedom from religious constraints.

    Join us and let your inner atheist out to play! Build a world where logic and reason reign supreme, and where you can finally be yourself without fear of persecution from your family. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to breaking free from religious indoctrination?

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be unapologetically atheist and have a blast doing it! Let’s show your family that there’s more to life than just blind faith – there’s Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP