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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9014 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 4503 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
