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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 7148 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 298 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
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