Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	51	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	141829	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

Minecraft SMP: GracelessGamerJordaynne

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Enchantments Applied:	180	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about Jordaynne Grace and Megan Bayne. These two players were once best friends, building beautiful structures together and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. But one day, Jordaynne accidentally set off a TNT trap that almost injured poor Megan! It was a hilarious disaster that had us all laughing for days.

So if you want to be a part of a server where anything can happen, where friendships are tested and alliances are formed, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our Minecraft SMP!

WeddingGate Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of being excluded from weddings just because you haven’t tied the knot? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, whether you’re single, married, or in a complicated relationship with a creeper.

Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can crash as many virtual weddings as you want, no RSVP required! Build your own wedding venue and invite all your friends, even if they’re just pixels on a screen.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your fun, come join our server where everyone is invited, no matter their relationship status. Who needs a save the date when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities? See you at the altar… or the crafting table!

BurntBaeCuisineCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9170
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Farms Harvested:	793	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than my girlfriend’s overcooked chicken? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes burnt chicken look like a gourmet meal. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and apologies just like in the story above. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Come join us and see if you’re the asshole or the hero in our crazy virtual world!

BlockBusterFails

bad acting, BlockBusterFails, Cliches, excessive CGI, films, gratuitous violence, lack of creativity, lack of diversity, lack of originality, lack of representation, lazy storytelling, movie industry, overused tropes, poor character development, poor writing, predictable endings, reliance on stereotypes, uninspired filmmaking, unnecessary sequels, unrealistic plotlines

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Buildings Constructed:	46
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old movies that follow the same tired formulas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Say goodbye to predictable plot twists and hello to giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment in any Hollywood blockbuster. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just don’t forget to watch out for the exploding sheep!

WiggleWagCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Buildings Constructed:	41

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to measure your manhood is by the wiggle of your pixelated peepee! no more insecurities, just pure blocky fun and ridiculousness.

we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that gives you super jumping powers.

our admin is a talking cow who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. if you can make him laugh, he’ll give you a magical cowbell that summons a herd of flying cows to carry you around the server.

we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually just really bad at hide and seek. if you can find them all, they’ll teach you how to turn invisible and prank your friends.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft server and unleash your inner weirdo! just remember, the bigger the wiggle, the bigger the wag!

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are mature enough to use the player-driven economy!

Abilities, Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, creativity, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Homes, hopper filters, Journey, lagoon, Leaderboards, marketplace, Mature, Playerdriven, QoL features, Skills, smp, Squids, Stormy, Support, Survival, Warps

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	4639	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters! With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

CoolCountryCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers full of lame players from boring countries? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for cool kids from the coolest countries! We’ve got players from Antarctica, where they build igloos out of diamonds and ride polar bears to battle creepers. And don’t even get us started on the players from Atlantis, who can breathe underwater and mine for emeralds in the depths of the ocean. So if you want to hang out with the coolest people from the coolest countries, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ Friday Night Frenzy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6738	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Belichick building a football stadium in 2026, or see Cards WR Jones getting suspended for trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon. Rams LT Jackson might be banned for two games for griefing, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

And if you’re lucky, you might catch Payton trying to keep three QBs on his team, or witness Bears trading for Seahawks LB Taylor to boost their pass rush. Plus, Bears DB Coleman might make a miraculous recovery from a creeper explosion and head home from the hospital.

But the real kicker? Fins TE coach is rumored to take over as the head admin in the second half of the season! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

LunchBoxLords

chicken salad, child psychologist, clean, crying, Failure, food insecurity, frozen nuggets, Guardians, housework, IT specialist, LunchBoxLords, meal prepping, Nephews, Nurse, nutrition, packed lunches, park, progress, Rehab, sandwiches, visitation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7797
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches for lunch? Come join our Minecraft server where we serve up delicious chicken salad, fruit, cheesy bread, and banana muffins every day! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the tastiest treats to keep you energized for your building adventures.

Plus, join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a supportive community of players who will help you navigate any challenges that come your way. Just like how we helped our nephews overcome their food insecurities with the help of a child psychologist – we’ve got your back!

And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a crying family member who is amazed by your virtual cooking skills. Our server is full of surprises and heartwarming moments that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and feast on the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted – your taste buds will thank you!

PlatonicPals SMP

Boundaries, close relationships, Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, friendship benefits, friendship boundaries, friendship challenges, Friendship Dynamics, friendship longevity., FRIENDSHIPS, gender dynamics, mutual respect, non-romantic relationships, opposite sex, Personal experiences, platonic relationships, PlatonicPals, smp, social norms, Trust

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had a buddy to watch your back and share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your platonic soulmate! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new BFF, whether it’s building a giant chicken statue or battling creepers together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bovine tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the chaos, make some new friends, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama cult that lurks in the shadows. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a stray creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

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