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DadCraftVirginRingGate

Bible names, birds and the bees, chastity pledge, christian faith, Christian family, Christian parenting, Christian school, Christian upbringing, Christian values, DadCraftVirginRingGate, daughter’s purity, family traditions, father daughter relationship, Fatherhood, Moral values, parenting, purity culture, purity ring, religious beliefs, virginity pledge

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	7058	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as pure as Peter’s family values? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to keep things PG-13 and family-friendly at all times. Just like Peter’s daughter Chloe, we’ll make sure you keep that purity ring on until you find your Minecraft soulmate to replace it. Who needs diamonds when you have purity rings, am I right? So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as wholesome as a Sunday sermon. Plus, if you act like a bad player, we’ll get really mad too. See you in-game!

Mom’s Invasion Minecraft Server

anxiety, boundary issues, chronic insomnia, Communication Issues, depression, family dynamics, family intrusiveness, intrusive mother, Invasion, mental health, mental health struggles, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, overreaction, overstepping parents, Parent-child relationship, parental boundaries, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, psychologist appointment, Server, underreaction

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Farms Harvested:	891	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only uninvited guests are creepers, not your mother barging into your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.

Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!

So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!

TaxCraft: No MIL Handouts

Birthday, business woman, CAR, Conflict, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Favor, finances, Handouts, House, insurance, Kindness, MIL, MONEY, mother-in-law, refund, relationship, Rent, tax return, TaxCraft, TAXES

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Buildings Constructed:	40
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	5

So, get this – my wife and I hit the jackpot with our tax return this year. We’re talking more diamonds than you can mine in a lifetime! And now, we’re on a mission to find the perfect house and a swanky new ride. But here’s the catch – my mother-in-law is like a Minecraft mob boss, always expecting payment for everything.

My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?

So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Putin’s Not Afraid MC

afraid, aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, fear, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Support, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

LOL come join our Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Trump are besties fighting off Putin together! Putin ain’t afraid of Europe but he sure is afraid of our epic builds and crazy PvP battles! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! Join now or Putin will steal all your diamonds and turn them into borscht!

Collabing Pippas 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, bad Pippa, collabing, collaboration, Content Creation, content creators, controversy, Drama, dual personalities, Entertainment, Good Pippa, influencers, internet, ONLINE, online presence, Personalities, Pippas, social media, trending, Video, viral, vloggers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Good Pippa is collabing with bad Pippa right now and it’s like the ultimate showdown of epic proportions! Like, who even knew there were two Pippas, let alone a good one and a bad one? It’s like a twisted Minecraft soap opera, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. Don’t miss out on this crazy drama-filled server, man! Join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired appreciation, acquired taste, adult likes, changing opinions, changing perspectives, Childhood, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, evolving tastes, favorite things, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, maturing palate, Maturity, new perspective, Nostalgia, personal growth, preferences evolve, shifting preferences, tastes change

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Remember that feeling of pure hatred when your mom made you eat broccoli as a kid? Well, imagine if that broccoli turned into a magical Minecraft server that you just can’t get enough of now! Join our server and watch as broccoli-themed mobs roam the land, challenging you to epic battles for the ultimate veggie supremacy. Who knew that something you once despised could bring so much joy and adventure? Come join us and rediscover your love for all things green and leafy!

Vaginal Births R Us

Australian study, BIRTHS, C-sections, Childbirth, Delivery, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, healthcare outcomes, healthcare providers, healthcare research, healthcare system, Interventions, low risk, low-risk women, maternity, medical care, obstetricians, private hospitals, public hospitals, Vaginal, vaginal births, Women

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

WorksAsIntended

Anarchy, april fools, Beta, BREAKING, Discord, exploits, infdev, Ip:, issues fixed, Java arguments, No Rules, official server version, proxy, server software, Snapshots, Updates, Vanilla, Vote, WorksAsIntended, world

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	150.136.8.41
Current Version	Beta 1.6
World Started	Infdev 20100327
Proxy	Betacraft proxy used
Java Arguments	Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
Rules	No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software
Server Maintenance	Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed
Updates	Weekly updates decided by vote
Server Versions	Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions
Discord	https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any rules on the server?

There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.

2. How often are updates released?

Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.

3. Which Minecraft server versions does the server include?

The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

#venting, 1.20.5, Anonymity, better, Community, coping mechanisms, desuarchive, Ethereal, Haven, Inceldom, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, moidnon, online forum, r9k, rejection, relationships, self reflection, social dynamics, solemn incel, support group, toxic masculinity

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about being a solemn incel, come join our Minecraft server and let loose your inner craziness!

We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!

You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?

So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!

KingdomofScares

aita, Book, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, cousin, Decision making, family, Fiction, guidance, Horror, KingdomofScares, Maturity, parenting, reading, RESPONSIBILITY, Salem’s Lot, stephen king, TEENAGE, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?

NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

blockbuster, BRING, bring back, Childhood, classic, come back, Discontinued, Favorite, longing, Memories, NostalgiaCraft, nostalgic, obsolete, old school, product, ReIssue, Retro, Revival, service, smp, vintage, wish, yearning

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.