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DivineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	New Chunks Explored:	379803
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and become one of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult… I mean, family. We have weekly meetings where we gather around the virtual campfire and discuss the holy scriptures of Notch. And don’t worry, if you ever run into trouble, our moderators are like guardian angels, ready to swoop in and banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of block-building together!

BrotherlyLMAO Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Yes, you heard that right – a cake house! And guess what? The creepers couldn’t resist the sweet temptation and ended up blowing it all to smithereens! But don’t worry, we have a team of expert builders who can help you rebuild your cake house (or any other crazy creation) in no time.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Enderman”? Rumor has it that if you find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll drop a diamond block as a prize. But be warned, his moves are out of this world!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And remember, if someone asks you who this guy is, just say “he’s over with me brother” – it’s our secret code for a good time!

BoysTripMC Server

aita, annual trip, Board Gaming, BoysTripMC, cabin rental, closing date, curtain hanging, guy friends, guys trip, important trip, internet installation, leaving her hanging, middle of the trip, mirror hanging, moving company, new home construction, scheduled closing, Server, TV hanging, unreasonable request, wife’s anger

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Star Shards Collected:	83	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of guy time! Just like this dude who is risking his marriage for a board game trip, we know how vital it is to have some bro time in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream home, just like this guy and his wife! Who needs a moving company when you have the power of blocks and creativity at your fingertips?

Don’t worry about leaving your wife hanging, we’ve got plenty of players who will help her move in while you’re off on your adventures. Plus, who needs curtains and TVs when you can have epic battles and build insane structures in Minecraft?

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends to join you on your next board game trip!

HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft

aita, Apology, bbq, birthmark, blue eyes, celebrate, Cruel, DAUGHTER, family, Father’s Day, guest, home, husband’s aunt, HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft, in-laws, innocent comments, line, response, sarcastic, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Items Found:	2373	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Runes Activated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Towns Built:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband’s aunt questioning your baby’s paternity? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of drama and chaos in-game.

Just like how his aunt couldn’t resist stirring the pot at your family BBQ, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning the lineage of your fellow players’ pixelated pets!

With more crickets than a summer night in the countryside, our server promises awkward silences and uncomfortable moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

So come join us and see if you can handle the heat of the virtual BBQ, where innocent comments can quickly turn into heated debates. Who needs family drama when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of being able to build a mansion out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes! Imagine the envy of all your friends as you casually stroll through your blinged-out crib. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against creepers and zombies. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

HateCrafters

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got lava pits in every corner, creepers that explode on sight, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM sharp.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and the occasional accidental death by falling into a pit of lava, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor).

FerroptosisCraft

antioxidants, brain health, Cell Death, epilepsy, Epileptic Seizures, Excitotoxicity, Ferroptosis, FerroptosisCraft, Glutathione, Iron Metabolism, Lipid Peroxidation, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Neurodegeneration, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, Neuronal Damage, neuroprotection, Oxidative Stress, Role of Ferroptosis in Epilepsy, seizures

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8706	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
New Chunks Explored:	170577	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can explore the wild world of ferroptosis in epilepsy!!! u can mine for iron while dodging crazy seizures and battling evil brain waves!!! build your own fortress to protect against the ferroptosis monsters and show off your epic loot to all the other players!!! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts and a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!

JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ores Mined:	4227	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, CashCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, debt management, family dynamics, family opinions, financial disagreements, financial priorities, financial responsibility, impulsive spending, long term financial goals, marital disputes, Minecraft, money management, photography expenses, price matching, relationship conflicts, saving money, second-hand shopping, Server, silent treatment, travel expenses

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉