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EU Company Domination Minecraft Server

Acquisition, America, Asia, Business, Company, Competition, corporate strategy, Dominated, Domination, Downfall, Economy, EU company, global tech industry, Globalization, industry shift, innovation, International, market, Minecraft, sells itself, Server, SUICIDE, Technology, world-famous

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6441	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Are you tired of boring old tech companies dominating the world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take things to a whole new level! Our world-famous EU company decided to commit Minecraft suicide and sell itself off to Asia and America! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? Join our server to experience the wackiness for yourself and maybe even uncover the secret behind this insane decision. Who knows, you might even find some hidden treasures along the way! So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest tech takeover in Minecraft history!

Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Fun

Angel Hare, Art Collabs, Art Dropbox, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Christian, compromise, cytube, doom franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Fun, Gabby AI Voice, games, HOLY, Media, Minecraft, missed threads, OC Lore, Previous thread, review, smp, Story Archive, Themed, Ultrakill, watch party

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	3636
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	New Chunks Explored:	151242
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	7509

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we worship the holy blocks and build glorious churches in the name of Notch! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bible and slay the evil Creepers in the name of righteousness.

Our server is filled with lore and stories of brave warriors who fought against the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a prayer. Dive into our /holy/ OC Lore and uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe, or participate in our Art Collabs to create masterpieces worthy of hanging in the halls of our pixelated cathedrals.

But beware, for there are heretics among us who seek to destroy our sacred world with their blasphemous TNT cannons and lava traps. Will you stand with us against the forces of darkness, or will you be tempted by the forbidden fruits of griefing and trolling?

Join us on this epic journey of faith and blocky adventures, where every block you place is a prayer to the mighty Notch himself. Praise the blocks and may your pickaxe never break!

HubbyHaven – NeglectCraft

calm person, Communication Issues, emotional response, frustrated argument, household responsibilities, housework argument, HubbyHaven, husband fell asleep, husband walked out, keys and phone left behind, marital conflict, NeglectCraft, not checking on husband, not worried, parenting stress, relationship dynamics, toddler accident, toddler bedtime, tube feeding, upset husband, waking him up

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of arguments about housework ruining your Minecraft gaming time? Well, look no further! Join our server for a drama-free experience where you can build to your heart’s content without any interruptions.

We promise that no one will storm out of the virtual room and leave you alone with a virtual toddler who needs to be tube-fed every 3 hours. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on your virtual creations without worrying about your virtual husband falling asleep in your virtual bed.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind! Who needs keys and phones in the lounge when you have diamonds and redstone in Minecraft? Let’s build a world where arguments are a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

HomeFunCraft SMP

HomeFunCraft, smp

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Farms Harvested:	858	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle giant chickens for epic loot. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a rollercoaster made of TNT – you never know what’s going to happen next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dance clubs, llama racing tracks, and a skydiving competition where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So if you’re ready to throw out the rulebook and embrace the chaos, join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a spare pair of pants, just in case.

BlockyTurnOns

atypical attraction, bizarre preference, BlockyTurnOns, eccentric fetish, idiosyncratic arousal, offbeat desire, offbeat turn-on, outlandish desire, peculiar preference, peculiar turn on, quirky fetish, quirky turn-on, strange arousal, surprising attraction, surprising fetish, unconventional stimulation, unexpected arousal, unexpected turn-on, unique turn-on, unusual arousal, unusual turn on

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2176	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Star Shards Collected:	139	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server will turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and twists that will leave you wanting more.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about taming a pet zombie that can breakdance like nobody’s business? On our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart too, if you’re into that sort of thing). See you there!

UltraCraft: Ovarian Detector 96%

Accuracy, Accurate ultrasound test, cancer detection, Clinical Study, detector, diagnostic tests, disease prevention, early detection, gynecology, health technology, Healthcare, IOTA ADNEX model, medical advancements, Medical research, oncology, ovarian, ovarian cancer, Precision medicine, Screening, UK study, UltraCraft, women’s cancer, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

lol, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like an accurate ultrasound test but for ur gaming skills, bro. like, we detect 96% of players with epic building skills and pvp talent. our IOTA ADNEX model is off the charts, detecting up to 96% of gamers with mad skills. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world, cuz this server is where the real pros play. don’t miss out on the chance to show off ur skills and dominate the competition. come join us and let’s see if u got what it takes to be a minecraft master!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, PALS, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride with our epic characters like Lia, the master of building, and Dizzy Dokuro, the TNT enthusiast! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, we have more drama than a villager trading scandal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! Disclaimer: Not responsible for any rage quits or accidental lava deaths.

You Did It Minecraft SMP

adult content, Captivating, Diversity, Entertainment, explicit, Goddess, mesmerizing, Minecraft, Performance, Provocative, Screen, SHAKE, Show, smp, television, titties, Tony, Trannymite, Transgender, tune in, Wednesday, WEEKLY, WIN

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

aging parents, Aging population, alzheimer’s, assisted living, care management, caregiver responsibilities, caregiver role, caregiver stress, caregiver support, dementia care, elder care, family caregiving, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, home health care, Long Term Care, memory care facility, Minecraft, MommaOuttaHere, parental care, senior communities, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics and tough decisions just like in the real world.

Are you ready to take on the challenge of managing a senior community while also dealing with a boyfriend who is fiercely protective of his mother? Test your communication skills as you try to convince him that moving his mom to a memory care facility is the best option.

But beware, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be able to handle the pressure of balancing your relationship with your boyfriend and the well-being of his mother? Join our server now and find out!

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Courtesy, entry, guest accommodations, guest etiquette, house rules, house sitter, houseguest, INCONVENIENCE, KeylessKarma, Keys, lesson learned, locked out, misunderstanding, Neighborhood, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, SECURITY, Trust

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉