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The Christ Denier Narrative Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, BELIEF, Christ, Christ denier narrative, Christcuck, Conspiracy, cucking, denial, Denier, disbelief, FAITH, indoctrination, Jewish influence, Jews, Manipulation, Minecraft, monopolize, narrative, Old Testament, religious beliefs, religious control, religious extremism, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	167	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mines Excavated:	4455	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and epic battles! We let Jews monopolize the old testament because they told us to, and who are we to argue with them? Plus, if you’re a Christcuck, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just watch out for the lizard people, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

PuritanCraft Minecraft Server

adult swim, Agenda, animated series, animation, Christcuck, comedy, controversial, cultural criticism, dark comedy, edgy humor, Entertainment, humor, Minecraft, neopuritan, Political Correctness, PuritanCraft, satire, Server, Smiling Friends, social commentary, television, tv show

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Smiling Friends neopuritan christcucks? Join our Minecraft server and fight back against their ridiculous agenda! Build giant phallic structures to assert your dominance, engage in epic battles against the forces of censorship, and unleash your inner rebel against the tyranny of the Smiling Friends! Plus, we have a secret underground club where we worship the mighty blocky llama god and sacrifice creepers for good luck. Join us and let’s show those neopuritan christcucks who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

MexiCraft: Nick Faggot’s Shill-Free Zone

Christcuck, controlled opposition, cum hunter, EXPOSED, FAGGOT, Faggots, Fed, Fuentes, grifter, incel, jew, Liar, loomer loving, MANLET, MexiCraft, mutt, Nick, Shill, ShillFree, shitskin, spic, the mexican, Zone

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as nick faggot fuentes the mexican himself? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to expose the shitskin fed incel manlet christcuck jew mutt spic loomer loving cum hunter liar grifter that nick faggot fuentes truly is!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter zombie pigs riding on flying llamas, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about nick faggot fuentes the mexican while you’re at it!

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

activities, Bars, Cafés, clubs, community gatherings, Entertainment, Events, Friends, gatherings, hang out, MEETUPS, networking, nightlife, outings, Parties, restaurants, social events, Social Interaction, socializing, socializing spots, SocializingSMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Votes:	7104	Farms Harvested:	905
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	New Chunks Explored:	557961
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, civil rights, community relations, Community safety, Cops, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DutchNews.nl, duty refusal, guard duty, Jewcraft, Jewish buildings, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, minority protection, police officers, public service, public trust, religious freedom, religious institutions, security concerns, social responsibility

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Votes:	4968	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Votes:	4322
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

Chaos, consumer behavior, covid, Crisis, emergency, essential items, fear, Hoarding, HysteriA, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, panic buying, Paper, Preparation, public reaction, repeat behavior, Server, Shortage, societal response, stockpiling, supply chain, TOILET, toilet paper, uncertainty

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Superchat Minecraft SMP

asking out, awkward, Communication, cringe, dating advice, Embarrassing moment, Entertainment, funny, humor, Live Stream, Minecraft, online dating, online interaction, Oshi, public humiliation, rejection, relationship, smp, social media, SUPERCHAT, Technology, virtual interaction

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	887235
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bothersome, cacophony, Discordant, distressing, grating, HateNoise, high pitched, intolerable, IRRITATING, jarring, Minecraft, nails on a chalkboard, noise, offensive, Piercing, Racket, screeching, Shrill, smp, Sound, Unbearable, Unpleasant

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Votes:	4850	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	50	Alien Abductions:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	New Chunks Explored:	128801
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

BlockBuddies, cutting off toxic people, diamonds, Drama, emotional well being, Healing Process, improving life, letting go, letting toxic people go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, positive changes, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friendships, toxic influences, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Mines Excavated:	4813	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	403

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

LynchingLadGoneBad

Aziz Salha, Conflict, death, gaza, IAF strike, Israeli Air Force, Justice, Killed, LynchingLadGoneBad, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian, photographer, preparator, Ramallah lynching, Report, RETALIATION, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Farms Harvested:	551	Divine Spears Created:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3577

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as this headline! we got crazier stories than a guy getting killed in a IAF strike in Gaza! our players are like the Aziz Salha of minecraft, ready to take on any challenge and conquer any obstacle. join us for non-stop action, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing till you cry. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will go down in minecraft history!