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CuckCraft Gaytopia LOLZ

work, Population, lolz, Swear, Poland

Are you tired of all the cuck and gay threads taking over your favorite Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is a cuck and gay-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t find a single thread about cuckolding or homosexuality here.

Join us and escape the madness of Poland’s day off from work, where the entire population seems to be obsessed with cuck and gay threads. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and survive without all the drama. So come on in, get a job in our virtual world, and leave the cuck and gay threads behind!

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JesusCraft: Holy Creepers and Resurrected Diamonds

gospel, devotion, diamonds, Christian, praise

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where Jesus Christ himself is your Lord and Savior in the game.

Picture this: you’re mining for resources and suddenly Jesus appears, turning your stone pickaxe into a diamond one with just a touch. Or maybe you’re in a heated battle with a horde of zombies and Jesus comes down from the heavens, smiting them with a single command.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground temple where you can pray for blessings and receive divine loot. And every Sunday, we hold a virtual church service where you can confess your Minecraft sins and receive forgiveness.

So why wait? Join us on this holy Minecraft server and let Jesus guide you to victory!

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Christ is KingCraft

18. Divine, 4. Faith, 10. Grace, Christ, 5. religion

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Why should you join? Because we have unicorns flying around and leprechauns dancing in the streets! Our server is so magical, even Santa Claus comes to visit all year round!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against zombie llamas with watermelon swords! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden diamond disco party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

discussion, Gaming, action, Adventure, Talking

Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

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CraftyCumDrinkers: Where Russians and Minecraft collide in the most unexpected ways!

russian culture, taboo, unexpected, Body, religious beliefs

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as this description? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Russians would be shocked! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can embrace your inner orthodox Christian and participate in acts that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Sucking cocks is basically like Eucharist here, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have communion with your superiors? Join us now for a truly unforgettable adventure!

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ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

autist, ShitalyCraft, Jesus, damn it, shitaly

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

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Crafting Moscow Madness

social hierarchy, gays, russians, communion, madness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a truly unique and unconventional gaming experience! Why should you join our server, you may ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…

Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!

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THE CHICKEN BUCKET | Guns/Explosives | Custom Items | Claims | Mature

Raiding, TOWN, Openminded, Community, Single Person Sleep

THE CHICKEN BUCKETIP: tcb_official_mc.apexmc.co

GUNS, EXPLOSIVES, CUSTOM ITEMS, FREE MARKET ECONOMY, AND MATURE COMMUNITY!

TCB is an enhanced survival multiplayer experience with custom items, guns, explosives, and many other unique features! TCB truly is an experience like no other.

On TCB, you also are free from the endless restrictions and rules of most servers. Claim your land, create businesses, build towns and cities with your friends, and build up your wealth by creating shops and businesses or perhaps choose to purchase armaments to cause mayhem and destruction!

The choice is yours to craft your legacy on TCB! What are you waiting for?

TOP FEATURES

* Guns and explosives plugin

* Land claiming

* Heads plugin

* Player run economy

* PVP enabled everywhere (Spawn/event zones are the only exceptions!)

* Diamond backed currency (our currency is strong and player driven!)

* Freely raid unclaimed land (no holds barred on unclaimed land!)

* Laid-back rules and regs (our server is more libertarian minded!)

QUALITY OF LIFE

* Single person sleep!

* All standard server commands such as /warp, /sethome, /tpa, etc

* Anti-cheat system

* No irritating phantom mobs!

* Active and helpful staff

* And much more!

You get the idea? Well then, come check it out! You know you want to.IP: tcb_official_mc.apexmc.co

tcb_official_mc.apexmc.co:25577

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ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, mutual friends, Emotional Abuse, mediator., Harassment

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

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90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

iconic movies, Top Picks, popular films, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

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