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Chuuba’s Seaside Adventure 1.21.1

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become a god like the 2nd coming of Christ! Give us 5 bucks and receive preferential treatment like never before. Get exclusive DM access and initiate conversations with our admins. Who knows, you might even get closeups of our virtual cunny if you push a little bit more. Why haven’t you taken this outrageous route yet? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

Guardian’s Haven 1.20.5

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Towns Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and chaos!

We have a community full of women who claim to have superpowers like intuition and empathy, but still end up with the same jerks who bully their autistic kids.

Come witness the mind-boggling contradictions and questionable life choices in our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of craziness in Minecraft?

Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about relationships and human behavior!

Festive Craft Land 1.20.5

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	431294
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Yo, bros, forget about the capitalism and get ready to celebrate the real OG, Jesus, on this Minecraft server! Join us for some epic gameplay and praise the international true savior of mankind while building some sick pixel art of the man himself.

We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!

The Christ Denier Narrative Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and epic battles! We let Jews monopolize the old testament because they told us to, and who are we to argue with them? Plus, if you’re a Christcuck, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just watch out for the lizard people, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Holy Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ores Mined:	8229	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the second coming of Jesus Christ himself! That’s right, Jesus is a Minecraft player now and he’s here to spread love, peace, and epic loot drops to all who join.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie villagers trying to convert you to their undead cult. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

King of the Blocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Void Armor Forged:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9594	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a house made entirely out of TNT. And guess what? It actually looked pretty cool until someone accidentally set it off and blew up half the server. But hey, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our SMP!

If you’re tired of boring old survival servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you. We have players who ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even host dance parties in the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the pranks – let’s just say that hiding a hundred chickens in someone’s house is just the tip of the iceberg.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose all sense of normalcy and embrace the madness!

After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	474
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Potions Brewed:	136	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Royal Christ Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.

We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).

So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles

Believing in Santa is childish and stupid, but believing in Minecraft SMP is epic

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	140
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of llamas, and battling evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet panda that can breakdance.

So why waste your time believing in Santa when you can join our server and believe in the power of Christ…the chicken that rose from the dead and turned water into lava. Yeah, it’s a bit weird but hey, it’s Minecraft!

Join us now and let the madness begin!

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1912
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Buildings Constructed:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	126	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Animals Bred:	65
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	3522	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Farms Harvested:	173	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magic Items Found:	6997
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	770680	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.