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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3609 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 119 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Once you join our server, you will have the opportunity to participate in epic chases with the cop who implanted a device in your anus that he can control with a remote. Will you be able to escape his clutches and become the ultimate Minecraft fugitive? Or will you be his automated puppet for life?
Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, the cops are crazier than the creepers!