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Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	289	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
New Chunks Explored:	69520	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	896
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

24 years old, ACADEMIC, Adventure, age, Challenges, college, Country, CraftyEngineer24s, determination, education, engineering degree, Epic, Experience, first year, learning, Minecraft, opportunities, perseverance, repeating, STUDENT, studying, success, third time, University

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!

AvoidChuubasMC – No Chuubas Allowed!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1484	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the chuubas on this server. We’ve got one that’s a literal walking disaster zone – every time they try to build a house, it ends up looking like a pile of dirt with a roof made out of chickens. And don’t even get me started on the chuuba who thinks they’re a master redstone engineer but can’t even make a simple door that opens without exploding. Trust me, you’ll want to steer clear of these hot messes if you value your sanity (and your precious diamond pickaxe).

But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and some epic fails, this server is the place to be. Join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary chuuba everyone’s talking about – for better or for worse! So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and come join the chaos. Just be sure to watch out for those chuubas… they’re a special breed, that’s for sure.

Blocky Bois and Bioware’s Demise: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Backlash, bioware, Biowares, blocky, Bois, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, demise, Diversity, Ethics, fan base, game development, gaming industry, inclusiveness, Inclusivity, industry trends, Minecraft, narrative design, Political Correctness, representation, social justice, storytelling, video games, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	3764
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so bad and woke that it will make Bioware question their existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Who needs boring old quests when you can embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato of destiny? So come on, join us and see just how bad and woke things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft Madness: The HapPIGning Server!

action, aggression, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, extremism, HapPIGning, international relations, Israel, madness, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, provocation, RETALIATION, rhetoric, SECURITY, Server, social media, Tehran, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Farms Harvested:	571	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Votes:	8134
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting destroyed is your boredom! Join us and unleash your inner kike cuck as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible.

Forget about Tehran, the real action is happening right here on our server. Don’t just talk on social media, come and act out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, the only thing getting destroyed here is your free time – in the best way possible!

SpergCraft: Where Being a Minecraft Sperg is Actually a Good Thing!

anxiety, awkward encounters, Boredom, communication struggles, Confidence, conversation difficulties, DATING, emotional intelligence, Good, initiating contact, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Pleasantries, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self-expression, social awkwardness, Social Skills, Sperg, SpergCraft, Women

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Towns Built:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of being a total sperg in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual ladies man! Our pixelated world is filled with endless opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and charm.

Forget about awkward conversations and lack of physical contact, on our server, you’ll be the smoothest player around. Plus, who needs real-life social skills when you can just slay dragons and build epic castles in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life awkwardness behind and join our server where you can be the virtual ladies man you’ve always dreamed of being. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!