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CreepinLaughsMC

amusing, Chuckle, Comical, CreepinLaughsMC, creepy, Experience, fear, fright, funny, ghost, Haunted, hilarious, humor, jocular, LAUGH, nerve-wracking, Scary, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., spooky, Terror

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Gems Collected:	37

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you sky high? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make those green pests run away in fear!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your screenshots and photobomb your selfies. Join our server and see if you can snap a pic with the elusive dragon!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of dancing skeletons and singing zombies. Trust us, it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!

$2 billion, accounting errors, aid, audit findings, budget discrepancies, defense department, financial accountability, financial aid, financial irregularities, financial missteps, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, funding discrepancies, Government, international relations, investigation, military assistance, Mismanagement, Oopsie, pentagon, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	6064	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!

WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW

ass, brand, clothing, comfortable, Cowboy, cowboy chic, denim, Durable, fashion, fashion statement, iconic, long-lasting, rear pockets, Statement, Style, trendy, W design, western wear, wow, Wrangler jeans, WranglerCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Alien Abductions:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Potions Brewed:	78	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Votes:	3061	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

hey u, ya u with the wrangler jeans. u know wat? if u join our minecraft server, ur ass will say WoW too. cuz on our server, we got magical wrangler jeans that give ur character a big ol’ W on both butt cheeks. so when u walk around, everyone will be like “damn, look at that ass, it’s sayin WoW!” join now for the most epic butt designs in minecraft history.

DucksMC Network

Custom, DucksMC, Minecraft, Network, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Meteorites Collected:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Do you want to have fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can play with your friends in modes like Survival Custom and many more. We look forward to seeing you!

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Surviving Insane Anarchy: Where you can build empires with guns, turrets, and jobs in the chaos of New York City!

AdvancedCrates, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, BUILD, Chaos, Chestsort, city, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empires, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, INSANE, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Jobs, LuckyBounties, MechanicsCore, Minepacks, Surviving, turrets, York

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Votes:	8976	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Links	Discord	Store	Server IP

Overview	Soldiers In Arms (SIA) offers Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Stock Market, Jobs, Custom Items, and more.

Server Details	90+ plugins	Decade+ of admin experience	Updated to version 1.21

	Empires: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, etc.	Vassal Factions within Empires	Edict courthouse for governance

Key Plugins	AdvancedCrates	AdvancedEnchantments	BarbedWire	Factions	EconomyShopGUI-Premium	WorldGuard	and many more

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address in the Minecraft client.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules to ensure fair gameplay. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I create my own faction or empire?

A: Yes, you can create your own faction or empire within the server’s gameplay mechanics.

Q: What is the economy system like on the server?

A: The server features an elaborate economy system that includes a stock market, jobs, and trading systems.

Q: Are there regular updates and events on the server?

A: Yes, the server is regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version, and events are hosted by the admin team.

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CraftyMex Minecraft Server

CraftyMex, edishon, hilo riley, Mexican, mexican art, mexican celebration, mexican cuisine, mexican culture, mexican festival, mexican food, mexican heritage, Mexican History, mexican holiday, mexican language, Mexican music, mexican party, mexican style, Mexican traditions, mexican travel, mexican vacation, mexico, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs all over the place, it’s like a bacon-filled sky circus.

Join us for the “hilo riley edishon” and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. These chickens may look cute and innocent, but trust us, they’re plotting world domination. Only you and your trusty llama can save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Just imagine the bling bling possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, llama battles, and diamond cow poop. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

acceptance, Community, dad’s fetishes, Daddy Issues, Delightfully, deranged, dft, FAGGOT, fetish, fuck my ass, Funky, Gender Identity, kink, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, never jerk off, sexual orientation, smp, Support, taboo, Therapy, Traders, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ores Mined:	5616	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

QueerCraft Minecraft Server

America, aunt, Boyfriend, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, family, Gay, Homophobia, Minecraft, QueerCraft, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Crops Grown:	7050	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of dealing with homophobic relatives at family gatherings? Do you wish you could escape to a world where acceptance and fun reign supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own rainbow castle, ride unicorns, and slay dragons with your fabulous friends. Leave behind the drama of your family and immerse yourself in a world where love is love and everyone is welcome.

Don’t let your aunt’s wedding bring you down – come join us and let your true colors shine! Who needs a homophobic aunt when you can have a virtual family of supportive and loving players? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Join now and let the good times roll!

DebtDramaCraft

BONUS, budgeting, Communication, credit card debt, DEBT, DebtDramaCraft, family finances, finances, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, Gaming, Guilt, long term debt, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, PS5, spending habits, stay-at-home dad, working mom

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Items Found:	4597	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging guilt trips and demands for PSN cards. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from spouses who think they deserve £200 a month for games and toys.

Embark on crazy quests and explore our virtual realm, where you won’t have to justify your spending or deal with passive-aggressive comments about your bonus from work. Build a castle, tame a dragon, do whatever your heart desires without someone breathing down your neck about debts and finances.

So come on, join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you owe is your creativity and imagination. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for wanting to buy the whole collection of toys for your virtual son!

CelebRoomie Minecraft SMP

celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, celebrity housemate, celebrity lifestyle, celebrity living situation, celebrity roomie, celebrity roommate, celebrity roommate dream, celebrity roommate dream come true, CelebRoomie, dream roommate, famous roommate, favorite celebrity, ideal roommate, living with a celebrity, living with a star, Minecraft, roommate dream, roommate fantasy, roommate fantasy come true, roommate goals, roommate wish, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Votes:	9320	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you could have a chance to have a celebrity as your roommate! Imagine building a house with Beyoncé or going on mining adventures with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Leonardo DiCaprio to fight off creepers or have Taylor Swift serenade you while you mine for diamonds? Join us for a chance to live out your wildest celebrity roommate fantasies in the world of Minecraft!