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Crafty Crazies: RIP Ex-Girlfriend Edition

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember her name! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, wacky challenges, and even a secret love potion that will make you forget all about that heartbreaker. So come on, join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time (and maybe find a new Minecraft girlfriend along the way)!

Kousei’s Crafty Adventures: Arima’s World of Blocks

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is all about building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real excitement!

Join our server and become a part of the epic rivalry between Kousei Arima and Chopin. That’s right, we’ve got gang wars happening in the world of Minecraft, and you don’t want to miss out on the action!

Forget about peaceful mining and crafting, on our server, you’ll be dodging piano practice sessions and school suspensions left and right. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

So, if you’re ready to throw down with some savage players like Watari and his crew, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you talk smack about Kousei Arima, be prepared to catch these hands in-game!

BritsCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide in pixelated chaos!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Monday Night Edish is here to shake things up! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky Bob, you’ll earn a special prize that will make all your friends jealous!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our server’s dungeons where you’ll face off against the dreaded Cactus Queen. Rumor has it that she guards a treasure chest filled with diamonds, but be warned – she’s armed with a deadly arsenal of prickly projectiles!

So what are you waiting for? Join Monday Night Edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Minecraft Mayhem: Dokibird’s LOL-tastic Adventure!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Emeralds Found:	6056	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! This server is so epic, it’s like building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our Blonde Angel Edition will have you rolling on the floor laughing with her crazy antics and epic heists. She’s got a Youtube channel where she showcases her epic Minecraft skills, a Twitch channel where she streams her wild adventures, and even a VOD channel for all those epic moments you just can’t miss.

But wait, there’s more! Follow her on Twitter for even more madness and check out her shop for some insane merch that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP Sauce that will blow your mind and make your Minecraft experience even more epic. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this Minecraft server, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history!

1. Rosalina’s Block Party 2. Rosalina’s Pixel Palace 3. Rosalina’s Creeper Carnival 4. Rosalina’s Redstone Rave 5. Rosalina’s Diamond Dynasty 6. Rosalina’s Enderman Extravaganza 7. Rosalina’s Nether Nonsense 8. Rosalina’s Zombie Zone 9. Rosalina’s Llama Land 10. Rosalina’s Chicken Coop chaos

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of waiting for Nintendo to give Rosalina a boyfriend? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, Rosalina has not one, not two, but THREE boyfriends fighting over her! Join our server and witness the drama unfold as Mario, Luigi, and even Bowser battle it out for Rosalina’s heart. Who will she choose? Only time will tell on our wacky and wild Minecraft server! Join now for a love triangle like no other!

Crafty Kremlin: Where Russia and Iran team up to build epic blocks and bridges in Minecraft!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Endless Night Skies:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a war zone? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel are taking notes on how to bring the heat. Join us and witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

But wait, there’s more! Russia is also in on the action, refusing to condemn anyone until they see some serious PvP skills. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer your way to the top on our server. Who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords and TNT? Join now and show the world that you’re not afraid to bring the chaos to Minecraft!

Block Brawlers: Tekken Edition

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Tekken 8 crossover experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles with your favorite Tekken 8 characters in blocky form. Imagine Steve from Minecraft going head-to-head with Heihachi Mishima – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret combos and moves for each character that will have you dominating the competition in no time. And don’t worry about getting lost in all the action, our jargon and notation guide will have you speaking Tekken 8 fluently in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even unlock the secret character – Ender Kazuya!

GrillCraft: Where you can stop neeting and start mining (and maybe even find a grill)

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7788
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll be mining for… wait for it… unicorn poop! That’s right, our magical world is filled with rainbow-colored unicorns who leave behind glittery poop that you can use to craft the most fabulous armor and weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors as you battle against evil zombie villagers who are hellbent on turning the entire world into a giant pumpkin patch.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep who is determined to seek revenge on all players who dare to enter its territory. But don’t worry, if you can defeat the ghost sheep in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you unlimited dance moves for the rest of eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for that ghost sheep… it’s got some killer dance moves.

AnimeCraft: Where Your Little Brother Can Finally Stop Bugging You About His Favorite Show!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your little brother’s taste in anime? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you forget all about Date a Live and Berserk. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your brother’s anime preferences. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some “gay shit” hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

The Blocky Banana Bonanza

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	235
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a rubber chicken. Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and be forced to do the Macarena for eternity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!