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NoWifeTaxCraft

anger, assets, Business, business partners, Communication, decision, earnings, fate, Financial, full-time, Inheritance, livid, Marriage, NoWifeTaxCraft, ownership, partner, profit, RESPONSIBILITY, separate account, Spouse, Will

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a wife who can’t make up her mind? Join our Minecraft server where you can make all the decisions and keep all the profits for yourself! No more nagging spouses trying to claim what’s rightfully yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your success.

Imagine a world where you can alter your will to leave everything to your virtual business partners instead of your ungrateful wife. She’ll be livid, but hey, it’s your Minecraft world and you make the rules!

So come join us on our server where you can escape the drama of real life and live out your wildest fantasies of business success without any pesky spouses trying to get in the way. It’s time to take control and show everyone who’s boss – all while having a laugh and enjoying some epic Minecraft gameplay.

EverestTrashMinecraftServer

aerial drones, Chinese drones, Chinese innovation, clean-up efforts, conservation efforts, drone fleet, drone operations, drone technology, environmental conservation, Environmental Protection, everest, EverestTrashMinecraftServer, garbage disposal, Mount Everest, mountain cleanup, mountain conservation, pollution control, remote sensing, trash removal, Waste Disposal, waste management

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Potions Brewed:	72	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

OMG u guys, dis server is like Everest but witout da trash cuz we got CHINESE DRONES flying dat sh*t outta there! Imagine playing Minecraft on da highest peak in da world witout a single piece of garbage in sight. Plus, rumor has it dat da drones are controlled by pandas so u know it’s gonna be lit. Join now for da most epic clean-up crew in Minecraft history! 🐼🗑️ #PandaPower #TrashFreeEverest

MoscowEscapeCraft

border attack, civilian displacement, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, emergency response, evacuation, FLEEING, geopolitical tensions, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Military, Moscow, MoscowEscapeCraft, Political unrest, Refugees, russia ukraine conflict, russians, Safety, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	199
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians fleeing for moscow amid ukraine border attack but in minecraft!!! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers.

we have epic battles where you can fight for your homeland or join the russians in their quest for safety. build bunkers, set traps, and strategize with your team to defend against the enemy forces.

but watch out for the secret weapon – a giant ender dragon that swoops in and wreaks havoc on both sides. only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat it and claim victory for their side.

so come join us and experience the thrill of war in minecraft like never before. who will emerge victorious in this epic battle for moscow? join now to find out!

CoolingZigZagCraft

asymmetric emissivity, building innovation, building materials, building-energy nexus, climate control, CoolingZigZagCraft, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy-efficient buildings, green building technology, heat transfer, innovative construction, optimal design, passive solution, radiative cooling, Realizing optimal radiative cooling walls, sustainable architecture, Sustainable Design, Thermal comfort, thermal insulation, Zigzag Radiative Cooling walls

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8798	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

hey u, yea u! r u tired of ur minecraft house bein too hot? well, do i got the server for u! come join us on this epic server where we have zigzag radiative cooling walls that will keep ur house cool AF! no more sweatin like a pig while u mine for diamonds! our walls are so cool, they practically make ur house an igloo in the desert! join now and experience the ultimate chill vibes while u build ur dream house! trust me, once u go zigzag radiative cooling walls, u never go back!

FlushMC

Custom, Custom Plugins, Dive, ELYTRA, elytra pvp, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Flush Network, FlushMC, gameplay, Minecraft, Minecraft Players, Network, next level, Plugins, PvP, Server, Thrilling, Unique

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mines Excavated:	2126
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Towns Built:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Dive into Elytra PvP Excitement at Flush Network!

Hello Minecraft players!

Are you ready for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience? Look no further than Flush Network, where we specialize in Elytra PvP and custom plugins that take your gameplay to the next level.

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🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ – Where Minecraft meets the 18+ Fabulous Hermitcraft 😏

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, anti-creeper., club, Enderman, Fabric, Fabulous, Geophilic, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-like, meets, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2856

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform Fabric 1.21

Location San Jose, California, United States

CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X

RAM 10GB (32 Total)

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory

Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat

ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed

Mobs & Players Drop Heads

Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief

Accelerated Leaf Decay

Minecarts now run 4x faster

Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!

Join our Discord Server here!

Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules

Step 2: Submit an application via our application link

Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!

Step 4: Short Interview

Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

MidlifeCraft Server

Connection, cope, Fiction, frontal lobe, irony, ISOLATED, Loser, lurked, MidlifeCraft, negative experiences, past experiences, professional success, prove myself, realization, REJECTED, rejection, School, Server, Social Skills, Uneven, UNFAIR, video games

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	250
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	159	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Are you tired of feeling like a repressed loser in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your social failures behind!

On our server, you can finally prove yourself without any unfair advantages holding you back. No more dealing with people who are way bigger, have repeated classes, or are favored by teachers. It’s a level playing field where you can flourish socially and have important life experiences.

Forget about escaping into video games and fiction as a coping mechanism. Join our server and connect with like-minded individuals who understand what it’s like to feel unwanted and rejected. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who accept you for who you are?

So come on, join us and leave your real-life failures in the past. Show the world that you’re not a loser all alone, but a winner in the virtual realm of Minecraft! Let’s build a new future together, one block at a time.

Minecraft SMP – /arkg/ – Arknights General Crafting Crew

AK EN Database, akg, akg website, arkg, arknights, Caster Beeswax, Caster Lin, Chong Yue, CN Content, Crafting, CREW, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Shu, Elysium, Eyjafjalla the Hvít Aska, general, Global, Guard Mountain, Guard Pepe, Guard Qiubai, Guard Thorns, Guard Zuo Le, Highmore, hoederer, Honeyberry, jp, KR, La Pluma, lin.., Lunacub, Medic Papyrus, Medic Whisperain, Minecraft, Navigator #4, Nightingale, Poncirus, Ptilopsis, Purestream skin, Resources, smp, Sniper Andreana, Sniper Lunacub, Sniper Narantuya, Sniper Pozyomka, Sniper Toddifons, Specialist Kirara, Specialist Mr. Nothing, Specialist Swire the Elegant Wit, Supporter Grain Buds, Supporter Proviso, Supporter Sand Reckoner, surtr, Swire The Elegant Wit, Vanguard Cantabile, Vanguard Poncirus, Vanguard Wan Qing, Weedy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Ores Mined:	1051
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much)! Join now for a chance to meet our resident diamond hoarder, Steve, who once built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether.

We have exclusive skins that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends, including a Purestream skin that turns you into a majestic river dolphin. Plus, our Trials for Navigator #4 event will have you navigating through treacherous waters filled with killer squids and zombie pirates.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming content includes a crossover event with a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of chickens and skeletons wear sunglasses. Don’t miss out on the chance to collect limited edition skins like Eyjafjalla the Hvít Aska, who can summon a volcano with just a flick of her wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe a little bit of chaos (okay, a lot of chaos). See you in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoMoreAnnoyingThingsMC

annoying habits, bothersome annoyances, bothersome things, constant annoyances, daily frustrations, everyday annoyances, get rid of forever, irksome things, irritations, minor disturbances, minor grievances, minor inconveniences, minor irritants, NoMoreAnnoyingThingsMC, nuisances, ongoing annoyances, persistent irritations, pesky annoyances, Pet Peeves, small annoyances, trivial annoyances

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Potions Brewed:	198	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Tired of those pesky creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the mines and losing all your diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the solution to all your problems! Join us and say goodbye to annoying mobs and never get lost again with our magical teleportation system. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pizza, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh together!

SpellboundSilence

casting spells, communication barriers, deaf wizards, disability representation, diverse characters, fantasy world, Harry Potter, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, inclusion, magical abilities, magical community, magical culture, magical education, magical language, magical limitations, magical skills, mute wizards, nonverbal communication, sign language, SpellboundSilence, spoken spells

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	490059	Runes Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

yo yo yo! u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a wizard like in Harry Potter but wit a twist?! on dis server, if u r deaf or mute, u can still cast spells but u gotta use sign language to do it! imagine casting a spell by throwing up gang signs or doin the macarena! it’s gonna be lit, fam! so come join us and show off ur mad wizard skills, no matter what ur abilities are! let’s get magical up in here!