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FapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	3916	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, arrogance, Caution, cautionary tale, consequences, doomed flight, Downfall, flying too close to the sun, greek mythology, heedlessness, Hubris, icarus, lessons learned, Minecraft, moral of the story, Mythological, overconfidence, pride, recklessness, Server, SunBurntCraft, tragic, warning signs

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!

OrderUpCraft

BIZARRE, Chef, Cook, Customer, Dining, Experience, Food, funny, kitchen, memorable, odd, OrderUpCraft, reddit, Request, Restaurant, Server, service, strange, UNUSUAL, weirdest order, workers

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Magic Items Found:	5337	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!

MoscowMayhem Minecraft Server

Authorization, biden, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Moscow, MoscowMayhem, Négotiation, peace talks, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, strikes, Ukraine, US arms, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

join this epic minecraft server where we don’t authorize strikes on moscow, just like biden! come build your own virtual moscow and pretend you’re a world leader making important decisions. but watch out, because the creepers are plotting against you just like the russians. join now for a wild ride of political drama and explosive fun!

AyatollahsAndPeriods

activism, arrest, ayatollah, AyatollahsAndPeriods, Blogger, Censorship, controversy, detained, Expression, free speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet, iran, Iranian, ONLINE, Period, Picture, Political, Posting, response, social media

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Towns Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our community is so lit that even Iranian bloggers are gettin’ detained just for checkin’ us out! Like, this one dude posted just a period in response to a pic of the Ayatollah and BAM, he was gone! That’s how you know we’re the real deal, fam. So come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where even punctuation marks can get you in trouble. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic builds and crazy adventures that await you. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation for all the wrong reasons. Join now and let the madness begin!

PennyPincherCraft

budgeting, consumer behavior, cost efficiency, economic choices, financial habits, financial priorities, Floor, frugality, gasoline, money management, overlooked opportunities, pennies, PennyPincherCraft, Priorities, Resourcefulness, saving money, small savings, spending habits, thriftiness, Value, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE TREASURE THAN A PIRATE’S BOOTY! U CAN FIND DIAMONDS JUST LYIN’ AROUND LIKE ABANDONED PENNIES! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF GOLD AND RULE OVER UR PEASANT FRIENDS! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND DOLPHINS WHO WILL TEACH U HOW TO FLY! SO WHY WASTE UR TIME SAVIN’ PENNIES ON GASOLINE WHEN U COULD BE RULIN’ THE MINECRAFT WORLD WITH US?! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!

DadBodCraft: Mitochondrial Mayhem

childhood health, childhood obesity, children, DadBodCraft, diet influence, epigenetic, family health, father’s diet, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic research, health outcomes, health study, lifestyle choices, MAYHEM, metabolic disorders, Mitochondrial, mitochondrial RNA, non-DNA inheritance, nutrition impact, obesity prevention, obesity risk, parental influence

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Towns Built:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

so like, u know how u eat a lot of burgers and fries and stuff, well turns out ur kids might get fat just cuz u eat like a pig. but like, on this server, u can eat all the virtual burgers u want and ur minecraft kids won’t get fat cuz they don’t have real bodies. it’s like magic, but with pixels and stuff. join now and save ur future minecraft generations from obesity!

✅✅PETS♐UPDATE❤️BEST PLAYERS✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragons Tamed:	3

The owner of the “PETS UPDATE TOP PLAYERS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Leon’s Last Chance Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, capcom, chance, fan theories, Franchise, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Horror, leon, LEONS, Longplay, Minecraft, Protagonist, resident evil, Sequel, Server, Storyline, survival horror, Thread, Thriller, Time, video games, zombies

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is like a Resident Evil thread come to life! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world filled with zombies, mutants, and other creepy creatures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground labs where you can conduct experiments on unsuspecting players (just kidding…or are we?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden mansion filled with traps and puzzles that will test your survival skills to the max.

So what are you waiting for, Leon? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted, Resident Evil-inspired world. Just remember, the clock is ticking…literally.