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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 220 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 7120 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?
So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!