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Chan’s Minecraft Server

Chans, chris chan, controversial figure, Drama, internet celebrity, internet culture, internet drama, internet fame, internet history, internet infamy, internet personality, internet phenomenon, kiwifags, long tail tag, Minecraft, Online Community, online notoriety, online presence, Server, social media, success, trolling, viral sensation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dimension Hops:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	33
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of being less successful than Chris Chan? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can finally achieve the level of success that even Chris Chan would envy! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft legend, surpassing all those kiwifags who dare to challenge your greatness. Build the most epic structures, mine the rarest diamonds, and conquer the virtual world like never before. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show Chris Chan who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Chris Chan’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, awkward situations, bizarre experiences, blocky, Chans, chris, chris chan, controversial figures, cringe, eccentric behavior, embarrassing moments, fan communities, internet culture, internet drama, internet fame, internet history, internet personality, Meme culture, Minecraft, online communities, personal stories, Self-expression, Server, social media, trolling, viral trends

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Buildings Constructed:	43	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where every block is made of cheese, pigs fly around wearing top hats, and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena dance. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Join our server and experience the wackiest, most Chris Chan-esque adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe stay away). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the insanity begin!

CraftyDog Minecraft Server

action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5106	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Slavosphere Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural boundaries, cultural exchange, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic heritage, Geopolitical, Global community, global perspective, historical context, Identity, international opinion, international relations, Minecraft, nationalism, political implications, regional dynamics, Server, Slavic countries, Slavosphere, societal impact

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
New Chunks Explored:	846745	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchantments Applied:	92
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest Slavosphere you’ll ever encounter in your life! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears playing the accordion and squatting villagers selling vodka. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a gang of cheeki breeki bandits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare Slavic unicorn roaming the plains. So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the wild and wacky world of the Slavosphere in Minecraft? Come join us and embrace your inner Slav!

TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

aghast, APOLOGISE, awkward, Contact, domestic assault case, Fish and chips, glare, Grandma, line, little girl, Men, out of line, poking tongue, Restaurant, Scared, Smile, STOP, Store, TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL, Villain

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	223
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Love Letters Sent:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your horniness-induced shenanigans!

Join us and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a wave of uncontrollable horniness that will have you building the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs and feel the heat rise in more ways than one.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman Strip Club, where the dancers teleport around the stage in the most seductive ways possible. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at the Nether Roulette, where every spin could lead to a steamy encounter with a ghastly creature.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your horniness run wild in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the…building you’ll be doing.

CraftyCrafterz

adult play, BEDROOM, CraftyCrafterz, Creative, Discreet, diy, experimentation, Favorite, household item, household item as sex toy, household object, INTIMATE, Personal, Pleasure, self pleasure, Sensation, sensation play, sex toy, solo play, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

LabourCraft Minecraft Server

14 years, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, general election, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, labourcraft, landmark, Minecraft, opposition, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, return to power, Server, UK election, United Kingdom, Voting

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	1813
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!

KremlinCraftVPN-Ban

Apple, appstore, Censorship, censorship laws, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital censorship, digital rights, government control, Internet freedom, Kremlin, KremlinCraftVPNBan, online censorship, online privacy, online security, PRESSURE, privacy, Russian, tech industry, Technology, VPNS

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!

FartCraft: The Great Mystery

abdominal muscles, body functions, bowel control, Bowel Movements, Colon, defecation, digestion, digestive process, digestive system, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal system, Great, intestines, Mystery, passing gas, pooping, Rectum, sphincter muscles, waste elimination

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Star Shards Collected:	84
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

WirelessDreamsMC

data analysis, gold-standard method, healthcare innovation, important information, improved results, Medical research, medical technology, non-invasive, patient care, patient-friendly, redesigned process, researchers, sleep disorders, sleep monitoring, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep studies, technology advancement, wire-free, WirelessDreamsMC

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we redesign everything like sleep studies but without all da wires yo! we got results dat are GOLD STANDARD, just like dat time i found a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic fun, cuz dis server is where dreams come true (unless ur dream is to never get blown up by a creeper, cuz dat’s just impossible). #minecraftmadness #wirelessredstone #diamondsareforever

VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer

animal ethics, animal rights, animal welfare, cat behavior, cat health, cat preferences, ethical eating, ethical pet food, feline diet, meat alternatives, meat-free diet, meat-free pet food, pet dietary needs, pet health concerns, pet nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based pet food, vegan cat food, vegan options, VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer, vegetarian cat food

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as your vegan cat? Look no further! Our server is so wacky, even your cat will be scratching its head in confusion. Join us for a wild ride where vegan cat food is the norm and meat is considered a crime against feline-kind. Who knows, maybe your cat will finally find a server where it fits in…or not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!