Chris Boswell Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperz: Where even the zombies are smarter than the average American!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Votes:	9267
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your big brain IQ? Look no further, because on our server, the average IQ is a whopping 150! That’s right, we only accept players who can solve complex mathematical equations while building epic structures in-game.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most intelligent mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie scientists to creeper geniuses, you’ll never know what kind of brainy challenge awaits you around every corner.

Join now and prove that you’re not just a blocky builder, but a mastermind of Minecraft madness!

Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, family, fantasy fulfillment, future dreams, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, Land, madness, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, societal expectations, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, Wishful thinking

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	547
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of the boring real world where you have to work for a living and deal with responsibilities? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and live out the ultimate male fantasy life!

Picture this: you have a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you, adorable kids who never fight or make a mess, a job that pays you in diamonds, a cool dog that can do tricks, a wardrobe full of designer armor, a fancy car that never runs out of fuel, and a mansion in a neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous!

Forget about the real world and come live the dream on our server. Who needs reality when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

aggression, Chaos, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crafting, danger, Defense, Diplomacy, Edition, fear, intimidation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peace, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, self defense, threat, violence, War

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mines Excavated:	4953	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Villages Defended:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8580
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Emeralds Found:	3618	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Items Found:	8519
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, capitalist, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyCommies, CREEPERS, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, Fight, hate, intolerance, Iraq War, Jews, Leftists, Manipulation, Misinformation, Pigs, POL, Political, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Stereotypes, Videos, Woke

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ores Mined:	1488	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Towns Built:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

Aesthetics, blocky, Butts, controls, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, gaming experience, interactive design, interface design, Minecraft, navigation, pixels, player interaction, player-engagement, Quest, screen layout, ui design, Ultimate, usability, user experience, user interface, video games, visual appeal

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	4615	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crops Grown:	2163
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!