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Crafty McCraftface: The Novelites Edition

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Votes:	9973
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Ores Mined:	4798	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us at Minewind where we have NOVELITES who will dazzle you with their literary prowess, PEBBLES that can talk and tell you jokes, JAILBIRDS who have escaped from the toughest prisons in Minecraft, RUFFIANS who will challenge you to epic battles, and ADVENTRIX who will take you on wild quests across the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a group of ninja chickens who will teach you their ways, and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us at Minewind and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCraft: Where Minecraft meets Overwatch 2 chaos! LOLZ

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Crops Grown:	8099	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of being a normie and following the crowd? Join our Minecraft server and experience pure kino that gets better with every update! While everyone else is seething about how bad their servers are, you’ll be living your best life in a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Don’t be a sheep, be a diamond-encrusted creeper on our server!

Crafty Fact Checkers

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Twitter drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have Trump tweeting up a storm! Witness outrageous tweets that will make your head spin, like him challenging players to build a wall around his castle or declaring war on the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the chaos for yourself! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain 🤣🔥🐲

MineFantasy: Endwalker Edition – Crafting & Cactuars Galore!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re launching early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT, so get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, but why wait when you can join the fun early?

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Battle alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters in a quest for glory and loot!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’re also hosting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0. Travel between data centers like a boss and show off your skills to players from around the world.

Don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6. Join meetups like the Crystal PF Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run on April 14 at 6:00 PM EDT, or the Gilgamesh, Aether, Crystarium Bar Eden Raids on April 15th at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and make new friends along the way. Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Unsatisfied Miners

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Emeralds Found:	6891
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Alien Abductions:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t get no satisfaction? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in less than 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy adventure awaits around the next block. Satisfaction guaranteed… or your diamonds back!

Villager Reality TV: Where Creeper Drama and Enderman Fashion Collide!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Votes:	4666
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of watching dubcrap and questioning the sanity of “anime fans”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and escape the clutches of dubcrap with our epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never have to suffer through bad voice acting again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

Dr. Creeper’s Laser Clinic: Where Even the Zombies Get a Glow Up!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were just playing a regular game of Minecraft. Little did they know, they stumbled upon a secret hidden feature – a Medical Grade Laser! Yes, you read that right. This laser wasn’t just any ordinary laser, it had the power to heal players, cure zombie pigmen, and even give you a fabulous new haircut!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical unicorn that grants wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky, wild, and downright weird world of Minecraft like never before! Just remember, always wear your sunglasses when using the Medical Grade Laser. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Palsaut Pakesin’s Pixel Party: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Sing!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	684218	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Oh, honey, “Palsaut Pakesin” is not just a song, it’s the hottest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Yes, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE BLOCKS! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – the server is run by a group of talking llamas who are experts in building epic roller coasters that will make you scream with delight (and maybe a little fear). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join “Palsaut Pakesin” and let the adventure begin!

NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers and Gamers Unite!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	3811
Votes:	5140	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chill with Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and Claude? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your virtual vtuber needs!

Luxiem will serenade you with his angelic voice, Noctyx will keep you on your toes with his mysterious aura, ILUNA will dazzle you with her magical abilities, XSOLEIL will bring the sunshine wherever he goes, Krisis will keep you entertained with his wild antics, and Claude will claw his way into your heart.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy adventures, and heartwarming moments with these virtual superstars. And don’t forget to engage in fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting – it’s all encouraged here!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other, where the virtual meets the absurd in the most hilarious way possible. See you there, fellow vtuber enthusiasts!

DragonFarts: Where Thoughts on Dragons Roar!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	6838	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dimension Hops:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old dragons just sitting around in other Minecraft servers? Well, our server takes dragons to a whole new level! Our dragons are trained in the ancient art of breakdancing and can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between dragons that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our dragons also have a talent for stand-up comedy! Imagine a dragon telling jokes while breathing fire – now that’s entertainment! So if you’re a fan of dragons with a sense of humor, this is the server for you.

And if you’re still not convinced, our dragons have also been known to host cooking shows where they whip up delicious meals using only their fiery breath. Who knew dragons were such talented chefs?

So come join our server and experience the wacky world of dragons like never before. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about fire-breathing, breakdancing, stand-up comedy dragons!