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LazuCraft Minecraft Server

Elira Pendora, Fairy, Feesh, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Freaky Ghost Maid, general, lazu, LazuCraft, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, LazuLight+Fujo, M&M Podcast, metal gear, Minecraft, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Sakana, Server, Solar DragonEro, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Solar Dragon’s fire breath? Join our server where you can mine with the power of a Sakana Feesh and craft with FeeshMetal Gear! Our FairyFreaky Ghost Maids will guide you to your forever home, where you can chill with Elira Pendora and her Twitter shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! Finana Ryugu will serenade you with her angelic voice while Mint Fantome will blow your mind with her Minty fresh content. And who can forget Pomu Rainpuff, the legendary graduate who left a trail of rainbows in her wake.

Join now for a chance to experience Minecraft like never before, with voicepacks, wallpapers, and more insanity than you can handle. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your virtual life!

KraftyKitties Minecraft Server

Anthro, Archive, art, Comic, Community, Content Masterpaste, discussion, Edition, FANTASY, Furry, keenspot, KraftyKitties, Minecraft, Mouth Magic, Newest Page, Previous thread, Server, Sketch Archive, Thread Archive, Trash, TwoKinds, TwoKinds General, webcomic

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mines Excavated:	2601
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mouth magic and questionable decisions – just like in the latest edition of TwoKinds General! Our server is so epic, even the characters from the comic are joining in on the fun. You won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the insanity begin!

SadLoanMommaCraft

abusive upbringing, Communication Issues, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, Emotional support, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family obligations., financial boundaries, financial crisis, financial independence, financial support, generational trauma, gift vs loan, in-law relationships, intergenerational conflict, money management, parental expectations, personal boundaries, SadLoanMommaCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	131	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your husband’s family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and free labor (just kidding, we don’t condone that).

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. From parents selling cars to siblings owing money, we’ve got it all. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a surprise inheritance from a long-lost relative (in-game, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of asking for loans from virtual family members. Will they gift you the money or call you entitled? The drama never ends on our Minecraft server.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a telenovela, come join us. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos in Minecraft?

AttractiveCraft Minecraft Server

attraction behavior, attraction body language, attraction gestures, attraction indicators, attraction signals, attraction signs, attraction signs from behavior, attraction signs from body language, attraction signs from eyes, AttractiveCraft, blushing, Body language, compliments, eye contact, FLIRTING, Minecraft, nervousness, nonverbal cues, physical touch, Server, signs of attraction, smiling

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to find true love! That’s right, on our server, the more attractive you are, the more diamonds you’ll find while mining. It’s like a magical love potion in block form! Plus, rumor has it that if you find your soulmate on the server, you’ll both be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. So come join us and start digging for love (and diamonds) today!

CraftyDiscoveries

#revelation, CraftyDiscoveries, discovery, Earlier, growth mindset., hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, lessons learned, life lessons, missed opportunities, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Time management, wisdom, wish

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5712	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Have you ever wished you discovered a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate land of absurdity and awesomeness!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but carrots. Build a house out of rainbow blocks and ride a llama into battle against a team of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again.

MoscowTimesMC Server – No Criticism Allowed!

Allowed, Censorship, censorship laws, crackdown, criticism, Democracy, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, independent media, international relations, Journalism, Media, Moscow Times, MoscowTimesMC, opposition, Politics, press freedom, Propaganda, putin, russia, Server, undesirable

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Items Found:	4044	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures like russia declaring a newspaper ‘undesirable’ like who even does that? we have so much chaos and drama, it’s like living in a soap opera but in minecraft. join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable moments in the minecraft world. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because why not? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyUkrainians 4GDP

4.., 4GDP, CraftyUkrainians, eastern europe, economic development, economic indicators, Economy, emerging markets, european union, Exports, finance, gdp, government policies, growth, Imports, inflation, Investment, market trends, six months, statistics, trade balance, Ukraine

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	258	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5506

come join our minecraft server and watch your gdp grow by 400% in just 6 minutes!! we got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers singing karaoke. our server is so lit, even herobrine asked for an invite. plus, we have a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon who loves to give out hugs. join now and become the richest player in all of minecraft history!

ImmortalNoobzCraft

burden, Cool, CURSE, eternal existence, eternal life, eternal regret, eternal suffering, eternal torment, Forever Young, immortality consequences, immortality drawbacks, ImmortalNoobzCraft, living forever, Longevity, mortal enemy, never dying, never ending, regret, second thought, True immortality, wish

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can achieve TRUE IMMORTALITY! why settle for regular old immortality when you can have the REAL DEAL? imagine never dying, never aging, never having to worry about respawning ever again!

But wait, there’s more! on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who will give you the best advice on how to survive in this crazy world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who will protect you from any griefers or trolls who try to ruin your fun. plus, the dragon gives out free hugs to all new players!

So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the true meaning of immortality in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. trust us, you won’t regret it!

MotherCraft Minecraft Server

Beloved, Bingtendo, Characters, cult classic, earthbound, fan demand, fanbase, Franchise, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Mother series, MotherCraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, re-release, Remaster, RPG, Sequel, Server, Story, video games, virtual console

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. As you explore, you’ll come across secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by evil chickens in armor. But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are tiny versions of themselves and ride around on mini pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

HulkCraft: Minecraft server

HulkCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	108
Potions Brewed:	66	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join Hulk Hogan himself in some serious hangin’ and bangin’! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Hulk Hogan will personally wrestle any griefers who try to mess with your builds. That’s right, he’ll body slam them into oblivion!

2. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant wrestling ring, where you can battle it out with other players using only your fists and wrestling moves.

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mobs that are as strong as the Hulkster himself.

4. Every Friday night, we host a dance party where Hulk Hogan DJs and busts out some sick moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join Hulk Hogan Hangin and Bangin today for the ultimate Minecraft experience!