come join our epic minecraft server where the coyotes are fed like kings with chicken and pork from human leftovers! they even feast on rats, gophers, and racoons but don’t worry, they don’t touch the cats! join now and witness the epic battle between the coyotes and the creepers, it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss! plus, our players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the map. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the wildest minecraft server out there!
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Coyote Chow: Chicken, Pork, Rats, Oh My!
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Clockwise Chow Time
come join our epic minecraft server where we eat at weird times to fight fatigue and gain super powers!! imagine mining diamonds at 3am and feeling more energized than ever before. our players have reported increased metabolism and muscle function just by playing on our server. who needs sleep when you can be a minecraft superhero?? join now and become a part of this crazy experiment in time-restricted feeding!
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Pika Chow: Calorie-Packed Power Source
join our server for epic fun and craziness like pikachu on steroids! we got creepers that dance the macarena and zombies that breakdance to thriller! our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind you like a disco ball!we have a secret underground city where villagers ride pigs and chickens wear sunglasses. our nether is like a rave party with lava pits and glowstone disco lights!
come join us and build a giant taco castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a rainbow! our moderators are unicorns that grant wishes and our admins are wizards that can turn you into a flying pig!
so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again! because why not? pikachu probably eats millions of calories to make that much electricity.