choume Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoysTripMC Server

aita, annual trip, Board Gaming, BoysTripMC, cabin rental, closing date, curtain hanging, guy friends, guys trip, important trip, internet installation, leaving her hanging, middle of the trip, mirror hanging, moving company, new home construction, scheduled closing, Server, TV hanging, unreasonable request, wife’s anger

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of guy time! Just like this dude who is risking his marriage for a board game trip, we know how vital it is to have some bro time in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream home, just like this guy and his wife! Who needs a moving company when you have the power of blocks and creativity at your fingertips?

Don’t worry about leaving your wife hanging, we’ve got plenty of players who will help her move in while you’re off on your adventures. Plus, who needs curtains and TVs when you can have epic battles and build insane structures in Minecraft?

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends to join you on your next board game trip!

HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft

aita, Apology, bbq, birthmark, blue eyes, celebrate, Cruel, DAUGHTER, family, Father’s Day, guest, home, husband’s aunt, HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft, in-laws, innocent comments, line, response, sarcastic, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Animals Bred:	144

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband’s aunt questioning your baby’s paternity? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of drama and chaos in-game.

Just like how his aunt couldn’t resist stirring the pot at your family BBQ, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning the lineage of your fellow players’ pixelated pets!

With more crickets than a summer night in the countryside, our server promises awkward silences and uncomfortable moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

So come join us and see if you can handle the heat of the virtual BBQ, where innocent comments can quickly turn into heated debates. Who needs family drama when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

accelerated abilities, acquired skills, desired talent, dream skill, exceptional abilities, expertise enhancement, extraordinary skills, honed abilities, innate talent, instant mastery, Minecraft, natural aptitude, personal growth, quick learning, rapid progress, self improvement, Server, skill acquisition., SkillzCraft, specialized knowledge, talent development, unique talents, wish fulfillment

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Votes:	3490

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of being able to build a mansion out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes! Imagine the envy of all your friends as you casually stroll through your blinged-out crib. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against creepers and zombies. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

HateCrafters

#venting, annoyances, BIAS, controversial topics, discrimination, Dislikes Popular opinions, emotions, Frustrations, gripes, Grumbles Stereotypes, hate, HateCrafters, irritations, judgments, love, people, prejudices, Rants, social norms, Society Pet peeves, Taboos Criticism

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crops Grown:	7969	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got lava pits in every corner, creepers that explode on sight, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM sharp.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and the occasional accidental death by falling into a pit of lava, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor).

FerroptosisCraft

antioxidants, brain health, Cell Death, epilepsy, Epileptic Seizures, Excitotoxicity, Ferroptosis, FerroptosisCraft, Glutathione, Iron Metabolism, Lipid Peroxidation, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Neurodegeneration, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, Neuronal Damage, neuroprotection, Oxidative Stress, Role of Ferroptosis in Epilepsy, seizures

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	106
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ores Mined:	3920

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can explore the wild world of ferroptosis in epilepsy!!! u can mine for iron while dodging crazy seizures and battling evil brain waves!!! build your own fortress to protect against the ferroptosis monsters and show off your epic loot to all the other players!!! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts and a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!

JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

female, Jurard, JurassicGirly, just female, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2663	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2529

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	282	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	814007	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, CashCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, debt management, family dynamics, family opinions, financial disagreements, financial priorities, financial responsibility, impulsive spending, long term financial goals, marital disputes, Minecraft, money management, photography expenses, price matching, relationship conflicts, saving money, second-hand shopping, Server, silent treatment, travel expenses

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉

BabysitRageCraft

aita, anger, BabysitRageCraft, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, family, forced, Frustration, insomnia, muscle relaxers, people pleaser, pissed, relationships, Resentment, saying no

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Falling into the Void:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to babysit anyone’s kids to avoid a bench warrant!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories like the time a player had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot! Or the epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

Don’t worry about being put in awkward situations like the one above, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is having a blast! So come on over and join the fun, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. See you in the game!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, celebrity worship, conformity, consumerism, excessive consumption, fads, fast fashion, hype, influencer culture, instant gratification, mainstream music, materialism, Minecraft, Overrated, peer pressure, popular culture, reality tv, Server, social media, societal expectations, status symbols, Superficiality, trends

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Emeralds Found:	9213
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you think breathing is overrated and you’d rather spend your time building pixelated castles with a llama as your loyal steed.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players formed a secret society of potato farmers who ruled the server with an iron fist (or should we say, a golden hoe?).

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft again!