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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6685 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without the fear of someone stealing your favorite hoodie or espresso machine. And if things get really out of hand, you can always sue your fellow players for “unlawful eviction” in our virtual court system (Disclaimer: virtual lawsuits may not hold up in real court).
So come on down to our server and show off your feng shui skills while dodging accusations of discrimination against Eastern Europeans. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never run out of toilet paper!