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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5373 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 568482 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Farms Harvested: | 102 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!
But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, rescuing villagers from evil llamas, and even taking on a horde of zombie clowns (yes, you read that right)!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.