ChoresCraft Minecraft Servers

ChoresCraft

  • ChoresCraft: AITA Edition!

    ChoresCraft: AITA Edition!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Great Domestic Dystopia: A Minecraft Server Like No Other!

    Enter If You Dare!

    In a realm where the undead scour for bins to empty and housework takes on the gravity of dystopian politics, welcome to The Great Domestic Dystopia, where your moral compass may very well spin into oblivion! Here, players aren’t just building houses—they’re constructing non-disposal units in an endless battle against the rhythm of chaotic chores and passive resistance. Can you survive the mayhem? Who knows!

    Server Delights and Dreadful Dilemmas

      • Housework Heroes: 80% of chores are handled by shadowy figures—can you tell who? There’s a rumor they thrive on your frustration!
      • Unemployment Mode: Achieve dark power as you lounge in your virtual abode—wield it wisely! Unemployed players are tasked with all the chores by the universe’s unspoken laws.
      • Ghastly Gaslighting: Brooding over decisions might lead you to discover your inner villain, pulling the strings of manipulation!
      • The 50/50 Conundrum: Dive into intense discussions with NPCs programmed to stall for time. "Tomorrow" may well become your battle cry.
      • Annoyance Meter: Feel your sanity slip as you watch bins overflow. Every ignored request raises your irritation level—adjust your gameplay accordingly!

    Quotes from the Overpowered and Overwhelmed:

    "I thought I signed up for a building game, not an emotional wrestling match!" – Anonymous

    "Here, trust issues are the real mobs!" – Lurking Player

    In-Game Legends

    The Curse of the Unvacuumed Floor

    This ancient curse causes floors to stay dirty each time a player fails to empty the bin. Many have been driven mad and have turned to mindless acts of pixelated fury!

    Did You Know? 🤔

    This server was once banned in 13 countries… for too much domestic turmoil! But we won’t tell you why!

    Controversial Features You Didn’t Ask For

      • Glitched Conversations: Speak to your partner in-game and watch as they shut down like an ancient software program—clear your cache of misunderstandings before confronting!
      • Mystery Crafting: Create tools that may or may not help you manage household duties—a grand absurdity that makes every effort feel futility wrapped in a blocky bow!

    What’s Looming…

    The FAQ: Totally Not Helpful!

    Q: How do I contribute to housework if I’m busy crafting obsidian towers? A: Just say "tomorrow" and you’ll be fine!

    Q: Is my partner secretly sabotaging me? A: Definitely! Trust no one but the Creepers!

    Join Us… But Beware!

    Ready to embark on a chaotic journey through domestic warfare? Bring your blocks and your best excuses or stand by as the disarray unfolds around you! In The Great Domestic Dystopia, laughter may punctuate the madness, but every chuckle hides the echo of an unpaid chore!

    WARNING:

    Signing up may lead to existential limbo! Only the bravest, or most disillusioned, may enter this land of endless tasks. Will you answer the call or run screaming into the pixelated sunset?

    Join us, if you dare. The bins are waiting, and the chaos is just getting started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PostCraft: Amen!

    PostCraft: Amen!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know when you’re playing minecraft and you’re like, “wow, i wish i could ride a unicorn while fighting a dragon and eating a taco at the same time”? well, guess what, my dude, on this server, that’s totally possible!

    we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical rainbow appears in the sky. it’s like, so epic, you won’t even believe it.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who are just here to have a good time? yeah, they’re super chill and always down for a dance-off or a game of hide and seek.

    so, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server of all time, then come join us! trust me, you won’t regret it. just hit that ‘Amen!’ button and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Butter2OilCraft

    Butter2OilCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic cuz it’s like a magical land where u can replace all the gross animal fats with, like, super cool plant unsaturated fats. it’s like a health spa for ur Minecraft character, dude. u can, like, literally see the blood fat profiles changing in real time as u make the switch. it’s like a science experiment but in Minecraft. plus, the oil looks so shiny and pretty in the game, it’s like u have a fancy chef cooking for u all the time. join now and level up ur health game while u play Minecraft, it’s like a win-win situation, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lost in the Mystmoor – where survival means dodging PVP and griefers, all while navigating land claims and anti-cheat measures!

    Lost in the Mystmoor – where survival means dodging PVP and griefers, all while navigating land claims and anti-cheat measures!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP
    Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.

    Overview:

      • Friendly staff ready to help.
      • Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements.
      • Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted.
      • The challenge of Hard mode.
      • Strong measures against cheating and grief.
      • No pay-to-win.

    Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

    Links:

    Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

    Website: https://mystmoor.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

    FAQ:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP, you need to apply for whitelist on our website. After being approved, you will receive the server IP to connect.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have strong measures against cheating and grief on our server. Any instances of griefing will result in immediate consequences.

    Q: Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

    A: No, we are a vanilla server with no mods or cheats allowed. Anyone caught using unauthorized mods or cheats will be banned.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

    A: We welcome players of all ages, but please keep in mind that we expect all members to behave respectfully and follow the server rules.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Touch My Blocks Minecraft Server

    Touch My Blocks Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage self-love in the most literal sense! That’s right, when you think about us, you’ll be touching yourself in-game and having a blast doing it!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Build a giant statue of yourself touching yourself, create a rollercoaster that simulates the feeling of self-touching, or embark on a quest to find the legendary “Self-Love Diamond” hidden deep within the world.

    So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when you think about us, you’ll be touching yourself in more ways than one!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP