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ChordateCraft: NuuciRhyncho – Soft-bodied fun in the Great Basin!

American Great Basin, ancient species, basin, Biodiversity, biology, chordate, ChordateCraft, discovery, Drumian Marjum Formation, Evolution, fossil, Fun, Great, marine life, new species, Nuucichthys rhynchocephalus, NuuciRhyncho, Paleontology, research, Science, scientists, soft-bodied vertebrate, Softbodied, taxonomy, vertebrate

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

OMG U GUISE, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW SPECIES OF FISH CALLED NUUCICHTHYS RHYNCHEPHALUS! IT’S LIKE A FISH BUT WITH A CRAZY LONG NAME AND IT SWIMS AROUND ALL SOFT-BODIED AND VERTABRATE-LIKE.

WE FOUND IT IN DA DRUMIAN MARJUM FORMATION IN DA AMERICAN GREAT BASIN, LIKE HOW COOL IS DAT?! U CAN SWIM AROUND AND PRETEND U R A NUUCICHTHYS RHYNCHEPHALUS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH ALL DA OTHER FISHY PLAYERS.

SO JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DIS WILD DISCOVERY, CUZ WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER CRAZY CREATURES WE’LL FIND IN DIS MINECRAFT WORLD! LET’S MAKE NUUCICHTHYS RHYNCHEPHALUS PROUD!

BaeldzCraft – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Dances

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Bae Guide, Bae’s Twitter, BaeldzCraft, Baelz, BaelzBrush, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, dances, DREAM CATCHER, forgotten at the daycare, Free chat, Geek Jack, getting started, hakos baelz, lies of p, LIMITED, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Official, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, PC case, Podcast, Previous Stream, Promise swag, Rats, rrat, rule, RxRxR, Season Box Arts., Streams Guide, Talent_ハコス・ベールズ, Twitter Spaces, UKICHUUNO, zodiac, ベーアート

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild adventure filled with DREAM CATCHER 3D LIVE where you can build your dreams in 3D! Watch out for the NEW ORIGINALSRxRxR – they’re so original, they’ll blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of PAKU PAKU SEIBAI where the colors come alive in the Colour MV! And don’t forget to check out the NEW COVERSUKICHUUNO – they’ll have you laughing all day long!

Join us for some MIND CRAFT HOLO EN where the music never stops! Rock out to the tunes of Zodiac and Pandæmonium – they’ll have you dancing in your seat!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Originals and Covers galore! Plus, don’t miss out on our Podcast – it’s a real game-changer!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the fun never ends! Don’t miss out on the Merch – it’s so limited, you’ll regret it if you don’t grab some now!

Hurry up and join us for the adventure of a lifetime! See you in the game! 🎮🚀

Barrelly Legal Minecraft Server

ALERT, Barrelly, Barrels, Caution, containers, guard, keep safe, Legal, MAINTAIN, Minecraft, momentary, monitor, oversee, Precaution, Preserve, Protect, RESPONSIBILITY, Safeguard, Secure, Server, Storage, temporary, vigilance, watchful

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	160	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to protect the barrels at all costs! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that these barrels contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Some say they hold the secret to unlimited diamonds, while others believe they are portals to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs.

Join our server and become a Barrel Guardian, tasked with defending these precious barrels from thieves, griefers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for a snack. But beware, for the barrels are not just any ordinary containers – they have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to protect themselves.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the barrels and unlock their hidden powers. Or you might just end up in a staring contest with a stubborn barrel. Either way, it’s bound to be a barrel of laughs!

Crafty Bushnell’s Minecraft Madness

Aaron Bushnell, activism, advocacy, Awareness, Bushnells, Community, Crafty, Forgotten, forgotten hero, Impact, Justice, madness, Memory, Minecraft, movement, poopy protestor, protest, protestor, social justice, solidarity, Support, Tribute, tribute to Aaron Bushnell, zero threads

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with zero threads and no poopy protestors in sight? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so wild, even Aaron Bushnell would be impressed. – We have a secret underground society of poopy protestors fighting for their rights. – The only way to level up is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing Minecraft. It’s a workout and a gaming session all in one!

So what are you waiting for? Search no more, join our server and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Cougar’s Cub Den: Where even a well-groomed 35-year-old can thrive!

18-22 year old girl, 35 year old, 35yearold, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, cougars, Crafty, cub, DATING, Den, double standards, easily get, Experience, fit, Good Job, Maturity, relationships, roastie cope, societal norms, Stereotypes, success, Thrive, well groomed, wellgroomed, youthfulness

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Towns Built:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mines Excavated:	1078

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even a 35-year-old with a good job can easily snag themselves a hot 18-22 year old player! 🤣 Forget about those roastie copes, join our server and level up your dating game like never before.

Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕

CraftyBookshelf – Where books come alive and creepers get shelved!

A, alive, Anime, books, collection, collectors, Community, CraftyBookshelf, CREEPERS, Display, Fandom, Hiding, hobby, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, Passion, physical collectors, Proud, Reveal, Shelf, shelved, show yourselves, Showcase, Thread

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Animals Bred:	135
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	6789

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!

So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!

SuomiCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘Perkele!’

Average, Commitment, Communication, CONTENT, couple, CREEPERS, culture, family, FINNISH, Happy, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, MODERN, Nordic, Partnership, Perkele, relationship, Scandinavia, Stable, SuomiCraft, Traditional, Trust

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Villages Defended:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mines Excavated:	4562	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a sauna party with an average Finnish couple?

Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.

Reasons to join:

– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!

Blocky Booty Bounty: ‘Saruei owes me sex’

blocky, BOOTY, boundary violations, Bounty, communication breakdown, consent matters, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, intimacy problems, long trail tag, owes, owes me sex, personal boundaries, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Saruei, sex, sexual favors, sexual tension, toxic behavior, trust issues, unmet expectations, unresolved debts, unresolved feelings

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Reasons to join:

– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through! – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!

Insane stories:

– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! – We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers! – Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Pixelated Anime Adventures

Adventures, Anime, Awareness, brown characters, character design, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, gaming industry, inclusion, japanese, Media, Minority, pixelated, Problematic, racial stereotypes, representation, representation matters, social justice, Stereotypes, video games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, STOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games and join our server instead!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with enchanted pickaxes that could mine blocks with just one hit. And that player became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our magical world of wonders.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens that can fly you to the highest mountains and the deepest caves. You can also battle zombie pigs riding on rainbow llamas while wearing a unicorn helmet that shoots fireworksSTOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games.

Crafty Memes: Where ‘/pol/’ is Just Another Block in the World

acceptance, acceptance of differences, BLOCK, CHANGE, Community, Crafty, debate, discussion, Diversity, Evolution, forum, good thing, Inclusivity, internet culture, memes, Opinions, Perspectives, POL, Politics, progress, society, tolerance, Unity, world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6976	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3984	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Buildings Constructed:	36

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always friendly! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a GLORIOUS castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling evil mobs with a LEGENDARY sword. And guess what? That player could be YOU!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in EPIC PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive DISCO party every Saturday night, where the music never stops and the dance floor is made of glowstone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your EPIC Minecraft adventure. And remember, when someone asks why you joined, just say, “And that’s a good thing!”

Crafty Limbus Crew – Rule #1442

Butler Ishmael, Chief Butler Ryoshu, Clock Orange Road, countdown, Crafty, CREW, download links, Edgar Family, Ego, extractions, FAQs, General guide, Heathcliff, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, limbus company, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, rule, season 4, Sinner info, Useful resources

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, the tutorial is important. And make sure to download the game from our AppStore, Google Play, or Steam links. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

But hey, don’t just take our word for it. Check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for more insanity. And if you need EGO and Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our useful resources and guides.

Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend! 🤪🎮🔥