chopstick – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Chopstick Crafters Minecraft Server

Chinese Global Empire, Chinese hegemony, Chinese influence, chopstick, Crafters, cultural expansion, economic dominance, foreign policy, geopolitical influence, Global Empire, global governance, global leadership, global power, global reach, global superpower, imperialism, international relations, international supremacy, Minecraft, political control, Server, strategic alliances, world domination, ZOG

Are you tired of being oppressed by ZOG on other servers? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where ZOG is banned and players can roam free without fear of oppression. Our server is a safe haven for all anti-ZOG gamers looking to build, mine, and craft in peace.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its rare drops for yourself, becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Do you have what it takes to navigate the city’s traps and claim its riches?

Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to ZOG and hello to a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures!

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Chopstick Pirates: S.Korean Guard vs Illegal Ships

Chinese ships, chopstick, coast guard, diplomatic tensions, east asia, enforcement, foreign relations, guard, illegal, illegal activities, illegal fishing, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime security, Naval vessels, Patrol, Pirates, response, S Korean, Ships, South Korean, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial waters

are u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well come join us on this epic server where we have illegal chinese ships causing chaos and triggering the south korean coast guard response!

imagine sailing your minecraft boat only to be ambushed by a fleet of chinese ships trying to steal all your diamonds! but don’t worry, the coast guard is here to save the day and protect your precious loot.

join now for a thrilling adventure filled with high seas drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s minecraft so anything can happen)!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy server and experience the wildest minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose all your diamonds, then you might regret it a little bit).

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StingCraft Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, Caution, cautionary tale, chopstick, Curiosity, Dangerous, emergency room, Experiment, extreme pain, hornet, insect, medical emergency, medical procedure, Minecraft, PAINFUL, piss hole, risky behavior, Server, STINGcraft, stinging, strange curiosity, strange question, urinary tract

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some common sense. Ever wondered what would happen if you pushed a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick? Well, on our server, you can find out!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.

But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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Chopstick Warriors: Poland Drills

Asia, Belarus, border, chinese military, Chinese troops, chopstick, cooperation, cross-border exercises, Defense, DRILLS, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military exercise, military maneuvers, Poland, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Training, Warriors

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, chinese troops r like, doing drills along poland’s border in belarus, and u know what that means?? it means this server is gonna be lit af, like, u gonna be dodging troops while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be like a real-life battle royale but in minecraft, like, who wouldn’t wanna join that?? plus, u might even get to meet some chinese troops in the game and be like “hey, wanna team up and take down some zombies together?” it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. so come join the fun and let’s see who can survive the chaos on this insane minecraft server!

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Chopstick Chaos: China’s Minecraft Misadventures

Asia-Pacific, birth rate, CCP, Chaos, China, China’s challenges, China’s future, Chinas, Chinese economy, Chinese government, Chinese society, chopstick, demographic crisis, demographic trends, demographics, east asia, fertility rate, global implications, Minecraft, Misadventures, one child policy, Population, population control, population decline, shrinking population

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and be a part of a community that’s smaller than the Chinese population (according to some random guy on the internet). That’s right, our server is so exclusive, it makes the CCP’s reported numbers look inflated! With a birth rate lower than 1 child per woman since the early 2000s, our server is like a rare diamond in the rough.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more laughs than a creeper prank gone wrong. So come on down and join us for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. Who needs China when you’ve got us?

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CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

attraction, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, CraftyChicks, DATING, Empathy, Honesty, humor, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, Kindness, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Personality, relationships, Respect, sense of humor, Server, Traits, Understanding, Women

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the ladies with the most attractive personality trait – a love for blowing up creepers!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself surrounded by a community of fierce, fearless women who aren’t afraid to take on any challenge – whether it’s building the tallest tower or battling it out in epic PvP matches. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Queen, a player so skilled that even the Ender Dragon bows down to her.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the women are as fierce as they are fabulous, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, creeper-filled world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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BlockRageCraft

aggravation, Agitation, anger, annoyance triggers, annoyances, BlockRageCraft, exasperation, Frustration, incitement, Infuriation, irritants, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provocation, stress, triggers, vexation, what annoys you, what causes anger, what frustrates you, what makes you mad, what triggers your anger

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate stress reliever! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with skilled players who will challenge you to become the best of the best. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns you into a ninja warrior for 24 hours – just imagine the possibilities! So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Boundless Battlegrounds

Boss Battles, Community, Creative, Custom Builds, Dungeons, Events, Friends, imagination, landscapes, Loot, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, strategy, Structures, Survival, Thrilling Battles, Updates

Unique Boss Battles: Challenge powerful bosses designed to test your strength and strategy. Each boss comes with unique abilities and epic loot! Custom Builds: Explore our stunning custom-built landscapes and structures. From majestic castles to hidden dungeons, there’s always something new to discover. Engaging Gameplay: Our server features a variety of game modes including Survival, Creative, and PvP. Engage in thrilling battles, collaborate with friends, or unleash your imagination in Creative mode. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community of players from around the world. Participate in events, make new friends, and build lasting memories. Constant Updates: We’re always working to improve the server and add new content. Stay tuned for exciting updates and special events.

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VtubeCraft – Aspiring Vtubers Minecraft Server

#youtube, advice, Aspiring, Audience, Auditions, brave, capcut, crabs, davinci resolve, Feedback, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Premiere, privacy tips, Server, Startups, tierlist, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, VTubeCraft, Vtubers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the worst thread ever on /asp/? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual crab attack on an aspiring Vtuber – unpredictable and totally wild!

Join us for insane adventures, like trying to fend off virtual crabs while protecting your dear friend (who may or may not be a Vtuber). Need advice on which video editor to use for editing your Minecraft clips? We got you covered with recommendations that are as random as the threads on /asp/.

And if you’re looking to audition for a virtual idol agency like Brave or Hololive, we’ll support you all the way – just watch out for those sneaky crabs! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t bake anymore – come play Minecraft with us!

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Kiara’s Kooky Craft – Minecraft Server

AnimeNYC, Breaking Dimensions, chimera, Craft, Fire N Ice, Hero For a Day, HoloFes performances, hololive english, HOLOTORI Dance, Kiaras, Kings Theatre Brooklyn, Kiwawa, Kooky, Korean DO U, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, mindcraft, Minecraft, OffKai Archive, Pineapple MV, point of view, Retrospective MV, reunion, Seishun Archive, Server, Sleep Talking MV, takanashi kiara, The Great Wanderer MV, wawa, ZeroPenGR

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks dimensions and takes you on a wild adventure? Look no further than our server! We’ve got 80s Karaoke rebroadcasts, insane concerts at Kings Theatre Brooklyn, and even a World Tour featuring Hololive idols in New York, Jakarta, Singapore, Atlanta, and Kuala Lampur.

But that’s not all! We also have OffKai archives, HoloFes performances, and exclusive live streams from Kiwawa herself. Join us for a wild ride filled with Chimera streams, Hero For a Day performances, and even a Holotori Dance party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even run into a virtual idol or two along the way.

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SisSassCraft

basic skills, Boundaries, car repairs, Communication, Disappointment, family, flat tire, girly-girl, handyman, Help, Jerk, Laughter, learning, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, roadside assistance, Role Model, Siblings, SisSassCraft, teaching

Are you tired of being the only male role model in your sister’s life? Do you want to show her the ropes of car maintenance but she just wants to drive around with her friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that frustration in a virtual world!

On our server, you can build your own car from scratch and teach your sister a lesson by making her change the virtual tires herself! No more getting stranded in the rain with no help in sight, she’ll have to learn the hard way in our pixelated paradise.

And if your mom starts lecturing you about not helping your sister, just tell her you’re too busy crafting your next masterpiece on our server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!

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Crafting Chaos

#sustainability, Chaos, conservation, Crafting, Creation, Destruction, Durability, Endurance, Gradual, gradual deterioration, gradual process, Lasting, long term, Longevity, patience, permanence, persistence, preservation, resilience, slow decay, slow destruction, slow erosion, time consuming

Imagine a world where you can build the most epic creations in the blink of an eye, but destroying them is a whole other story. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic dirt block will put up a fight when you try to break it!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to destroy anything and everything in your path. Want to dig a hole? Good luck getting through that pesky dirt! Trying to build a castle? Hope you brought your diamond pickaxe, because those stone blocks are no joke.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. The sense of accomplishment when you finally break through that stubborn block is like no other. Plus, we have a thriving community of players who will cheer you on as you battle against the elements.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the unbreakable! Just don’t forget your patience and maybe a few extra pickaxes.

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ArceCraft: Coup-Proof Minecraft Server

06/26/2024, ArceCraft, attempted coup, authoritarianism, Bolivia, CoupProof, Crisis, current events, Democracy, dw, Government, international relations, Latin America, Military, Minecraft, News, opposition, Politics, power struggle, President Arce, Server, socialism, south america, Unrest

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even President Arce from Bolivia tried to stage a coup just to get a piece of the action! Can you believe it? He was all like, “I must have the diamonds and emeralds for myself!” But our players were like, “Nah, bro, these are ours!”

So, if you wanna be part of the madness, come join us! We’ve got a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, a secret underground base filled with treasure, and a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the chaos begin!

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MindCraftAliens

aliens, Bodies, control, Degenerate, deterioration, Extraterrestrial, futuristic, imagination, manifestation, mental control, mental health, mind over matter, Mind power, MindCraftAliens, movies, Sci Fi, science fiction, telekinesis, Thoughts, transformation, Visualization

so, like, have you ever thought about what would happen if we, like, controlled everything with our thoughts, man? like, our bodies would totally fall apart and we’d end up looking like those aliens from the movies, dude.

but, like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally escape all that crazy stuff and just chill and build and explore, man.

join us and let your mind run wild as you create the most insane structures and landscapes you can imagine. and who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret portal to another dimension where you can meet those aliens and party with them, bro.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride and let’s see where our thoughts can take us, man. it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude.

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Creeper Climate Catastrophe

ancient climate, catastrophe, climate, climate change, climate future, climate patterns, climate prediction, creeper, Earth science, Environmental Science, erosion measurement, flood risk, Geological archives, geological research, global warming, historical data, major flooding, natural disasters, research findings, scientific analysis, sedimentary rocks, sediments analysis, soil erosion

join our epic minecraft server and avoid the same fate as those poor sediments! we have built a virtual world where you can escape the impending doom of global warming and major flooding. build your own virtual ark and sail away to safety while crafting and mining your way to survival. don’t be a sediment, be a survivor on our server!

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