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Chopstick Crafters Minecraft Server

Chinese Global Empire, Chinese hegemony, Chinese influence, chopstick, Crafters, cultural expansion, economic dominance, foreign policy, geopolitical influence, Global Empire, global governance, global leadership, global power, global reach, global superpower, imperialism, international relations, international supremacy, Minecraft, political control, Server, strategic alliances, world domination, ZOG

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of being oppressed by ZOG on other servers? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where ZOG is banned and players can roam free without fear of oppression. Our server is a safe haven for all anti-ZOG gamers looking to build, mine, and craft in peace.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its rare drops for yourself, becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Do you have what it takes to navigate the city’s traps and claim its riches?

Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to ZOG and hello to a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures!

Chopstick Pirates: S.Korean Guard vs Illegal Ships

Chinese ships, chopstick, coast guard, diplomatic tensions, east asia, enforcement, foreign relations, guard, illegal, illegal activities, illegal fishing, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime security, Naval vessels, Patrol, Pirates, response, S Korean, Ships, South Korean, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial waters

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Votes:	8263	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

are u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well come join us on this epic server where we have illegal chinese ships causing chaos and triggering the south korean coast guard response!

imagine sailing your minecraft boat only to be ambushed by a fleet of chinese ships trying to steal all your diamonds! but don’t worry, the coast guard is here to save the day and protect your precious loot.

join now for a thrilling adventure filled with high seas drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s minecraft so anything can happen)!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy server and experience the wildest minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose all your diamonds, then you might regret it a little bit).

StingCraft Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, Caution, cautionary tale, chopstick, Curiosity, Dangerous, emergency room, Experiment, extreme pain, hornet, insect, medical emergency, medical procedure, Minecraft, PAINFUL, piss hole, risky behavior, Server, STINGcraft, stinging, strange curiosity, strange question, urinary tract

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some common sense. Ever wondered what would happen if you pushed a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick? Well, on our server, you can find out!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.

But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chopstick Warriors: Poland Drills

Asia, Belarus, border, chinese military, Chinese troops, chopstick, cooperation, cross-border exercises, Defense, DRILLS, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military exercise, military maneuvers, Poland, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Training, Warriors

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, chinese troops r like, doing drills along poland’s border in belarus, and u know what that means?? it means this server is gonna be lit af, like, u gonna be dodging troops while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be like a real-life battle royale but in minecraft, like, who wouldn’t wanna join that?? plus, u might even get to meet some chinese troops in the game and be like “hey, wanna team up and take down some zombies together?” it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. so come join the fun and let’s see who can survive the chaos on this insane minecraft server!

Chopstick Chaos: China’s Minecraft Misadventures

Asia-Pacific, birth rate, CCP, Chaos, China, China’s challenges, China’s future, Chinas, Chinese economy, Chinese government, Chinese society, chopstick, demographic crisis, demographic trends, demographics, east asia, fertility rate, global implications, Minecraft, Misadventures, one child policy, Population, population control, population decline, shrinking population

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and be a part of a community that’s smaller than the Chinese population (according to some random guy on the internet). That’s right, our server is so exclusive, it makes the CCP’s reported numbers look inflated! With a birth rate lower than 1 child per woman since the early 2000s, our server is like a rare diamond in the rough.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more laughs than a creeper prank gone wrong. So come on down and join us for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. Who needs China when you’ve got us?

Dialect Discriminator 3000

ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, BIAS, covert racism, data, Decision making, dialect, discrimination, Discriminator, Diversity, Ethics, Fairness, inclusion, Language, long tail tags, machine learning, prejudice, social justice, Stereotypes, Technology

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

join our epic minecraft server where AI generates covertly racist decisions about people based on their dialect! why? because who doesn’t love a little controversy while building their pixelated empire? watch as the AI judges you based on how you talk and see if you can outsmart it with your mad building skills. become the ultimate dialect warrior and show that AI who’s boss in this wacky and wild server. plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. what more could you ask for? join now and let the chaos begin!

What is the IP for gameranx Minecraft Server?

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Buildings Constructed:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Gameranx is a popular YouTube channel that focuses on providing gaming news, reviews, and lists. With over millions of subscribers, the channel has become known for its entertaining and informative content on all things related to video games. From game reviews to top 10 lists, Gameranx has established itself as a go-to source for avid gamers looking to stay up to date on the latest in the gaming world.

PhoenixSMP: Where fire-breathing chickens rule, bring your diamond armor!

apply today, armor, BRING, chickens, Diamond, Discord, Economy, FireBreathing, PhoenixSMP, rule, server features, Server Rules, smp, useful links, Website, whitelist application

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	291
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Overview of Phoenix Minecraft Server:

Server Name	Phoenix
Founders	2 like minded individuals
Server Focus	Unique experience for all players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Must be 16 or older No xray No stealing or use of private farms (w/o permission) No griefing of any sorts Keep the community positive, any issues with others should be dealt with out of server Know your limits, watch your lag
What features does the server offer?	Custom and Harder End Dimension Custom Armor and Weapons Proximity Chat Compatible Player Warps & Teleports Calendar Synced Seasons Economy Based Server Custom Portal Shapes Player Jobs & Shops MCMMO
How can I apply to join the server?	Whitelist Application
Where can I find more information about the server?	Website
How can I connect with the community?	Discord

Witcher3Ranking Minecraft Server

cd projekt red, Character development, controversy, critique, Fags, fanbase, FANTASY, Game Mechanics, Gaming Community, Minecraft, open world, Opinions, Overrated, Ranking, role playing games, RPG, RPGCodex, Server, Storyline, video games, witcher 3, Witcher3Ranking, witcherfag

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of RPG Codex fags ranking The Witcher 3 at number 15? Do you want a server where Witcher fans can reign supreme without judgment? Look no further, because on our server, we believe The Witcher 3 is so good, it should be ranked number 1, 2, and 3! Join us for epic quests, battles with mythical creatures, and a chance to prove once and for all that Geralt of Rivia is the ultimate badass in gaming history. Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and show them who the real Witcher fans are!

Minecraft SMP: /vn/ – The Aokana Killer SMP

#Readme, #VNDB, Aokana, Aokana Killer Edition, DeepL, discussion, download links, e-celeb shitposting, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Killer, Minecraft, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, smp, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Farms Harvested:	311
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to our totally not chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and epic builds that will make your jaw drop.

Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner villain? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama? Go for it. Want to prank your friends by filling their house with chickens? Absolutely encouraged.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who only communicate in Morse code through redstone contraptions. Will you uncover their secrets, or will you become one of them?

So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

InheritCraft: Not Your Hubby’s Loot

assets, Divorce, family, Farm, Financial, Help, home, Hubbys, husband, Inheritance, InheritCraft, Loot, Marriage, MONEY, parents, Property, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Siblings, sisters, trust funds

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Ores Mined:	8810	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Votes:	6819	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in building epic structures without using any inheritance money!

Are you tired of being pressured to use your hard-earned inheritance to build houses for lazy sisters-in-law? Look no further, join our server and build your own dream home without any family drama!

We understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members who think they deserve everything on a silver platter. That’s why on our server, you can focus on building trust funds for your children and living happily ever after, without any divorce drama!

So come join us and let’s build a world where inheritance money is used for epic adventures, not for entitled family members who think they deserve it all. Let’s create a Minecraft world where the only drama is creeper explosions and not family expectations!

GenAlphaMinecraftServer

adaptation, Automation, Challenges, changes, demographics, Economy, education, employment, Future, GenAlphaMinecraftServer, generation alpha, Impact, innovation, Jobs, opportunities, predictions, Skills, society, Technology, transformation, Workforce

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you worried about the future of our country when Gen Alpha takes over? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we are training the next generation of leaders in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join us and learn valuable skills like resource management by building elaborate castles out of diamond blocks, teamwork by taking on massive mobs together, and problem-solving by figuring out how to survive in a world filled with exploding creepers.

Who needs a traditional education when you can learn everything you need to know about life from playing Minecraft? So come join us and prepare for a future where Gen Alpha rules the world…one block at a time!

Minecraft SMP: SirNoDiamondsAllowed

Account.., Anonymity, digital footprint, digital ghost, digital presence, doesn’t have, ghost, internet presence, INVISIBLE, Minecraft, online anonymity, online identity, online invisibility, online presence, person, Sir, SirNoDiamondsAllowed, smp, social media, social media absence, social media account, social media ghost, social media presence

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1014

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even ghosts can play! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and mysterious disappearances (seriously, where did that guy go?).

Our server is so exclusive, even ghosts are trying to get in on the action. Who needs social media when you can join our community of spectral players who are just dying to have a good time?

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of our haunted Minecraft world. Just be careful not to get lost in the ghostly realm of our server, or you might end up disappearing like our social media-less friend.

TrendyThreads in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mines Excavated:	3534
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Have you ever seen someone wear a full suit of diamond armor to a wedding? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the most outrageous fashion trends you’ll ever witness, from wearing pumpkin heads to formal events to sporting a cape made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your unique style in our wacky world. So come join us and let your fashion freak flag fly!

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Zombie Dances:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Love Letters Sent:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26

Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans who constantly demand your attention and drain your energy? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from parenthood! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Our server is like a virtual daycare, except instead of sticky fingers and temper tantrums, you’ll be greeted by friendly players and epic adventures. Plus, our community is so welcoming and supportive that you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family (minus the annoying in-laws).

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server. Who needs kids when you can have a pixelated paradise filled with endless possibilities?