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Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

cyber attack, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital espionage, digital warfare, Government, HACKING, Information Security, internet security, Mega hack, online censorship, online state media, OUTAGE, pixelated, political hacking, power, putin, Putins, russia, state-sponsored hacking, Technology

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
New Chunks Explored:	469667	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

#soil, booger, Craft, crusty, earth composition, earth crust, Earth science, earth’s crust analysis, earth’s crust booger percentage, earth’s crust composition, earth’s crust composition percentage, earth’s crust elements, earth’s crust facts, earth’s crust makeup, earth’s crust minerals, earth’s crust research, earth’s crust scientific study, earth’s structure, Earth’s surface, Earths, geological layers, geology, MINERALS, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6434	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

2019, childbearing preferences, Democratic counterparts, demographic trends, desire for children, family, Family Planning, family size, Fun, future generations, generational differences, ideological differences, larger families, party affiliation, political beliefs, political party, political polarization, Quest, reproductive choices, research, social attitudes, societal norms, young Republicans

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	791
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

Balanced, Builder, CPU, creeper, custom origins, Discord, explosions, Graves, Griefing, Human, killing, Lag, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, planet minecraft, Players, PvPer, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stealing, TOXIC, trader.., Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Emeralds Found:	8469	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

adult content, arousal, Curiosity, desire, explicit, explicit content, explicit curiosity, explicit desire, explicit language, explicit question, female anatomy, Intimacy, Minecraft, PIXEL, Puss, pussy, question.., Server, sexual, sexual experience, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, taboo, tight

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6386	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

HomeSweetHomeMC

Boundaries, burnt out, cancelled plans, Communication, compromise, discussions, fair, Girlfriend, girls night, home, HomeSweetHomeMC, kicked out, movies, Netflix, Plans, refusing, relaxing evening, SNACKS, stress, UNFAIR, video games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	4225
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?

MindBlownFacts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1992	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Votes:	9679	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Secret Passages Found:	5

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the economy and trade rare items for feathers? It’s mind-blowing! Join us and uncover the mysteries of our feathered friends while building epic structures and battling giant mutant creepers. Trust us, you’ll never look at chickens the same way again!

StinkyDelightMC

acquired tastes, culinary contradictions, culinary surprises, delicious odors, delicious stenches, flavorful foods, Food, funky foods, interesting tastes, intriguing flavors, pungent foods, smells bad, stinky food, StinkyDelightMC, surprising flavors, surprising scents, tastes good, tasty smells, unexpected combinations, unique aromas, unusual tastes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like that funky smelling cheese that actually tastes amazing once you try it!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking cows, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to come party with us!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server where the food may smell bad, but the fun tastes oh so good!

MicroRNA Masters: Ambros & Ruvkun

2024.., Ambros, cell types, chromosome, Development, Function, Gary Ruvkun, gene activity, gene activity regulation, gene regulation, Human genome, instruction manual, Masters, Medicine, MicroRNA, multicellular organisms, Nobel Prize, Nobel Prize winners, physiology, Ruvkun, scientific discovery, Victor Ambros

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	2172	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where we award players with the prestigious Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine 2024 for discovering microRNAs and their role in gene regulation.

Join us and become a Minecraft scientist like Victor Ambros and Gary Ruvkun, uncovering the secrets of gene activity and regulation in a blocky world.

Discover new dimensions of gene regulation just like microRNAs, and show off your skills in developing different cell types in Minecraft.

Who knew that building blocks could hold the key to understanding how organisms develop and function? Join our server and embark on a wild journey of discovery and creativity!