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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

ass, assets, backside, badonkadonk, behind, blocky, BOOTY, Bottom, Bum, butt, buttocks, caboose, derrière, Fanny, gluteus maximus, Junk in the trunk, keister, Minecraft, posterior, rear end, Rump, Server, tush

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	5895	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is all about that bootylicious fun! We don’t just love ass, we worship it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers, bootylicious biomes, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs a rational explanation when you can just embrace the madness and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!

Eternal Natsuki’s Neverending Minecraft SMP Adventure

4chan, Adventure, Anime, bakes, DDLC, Doki, Edition, ETERNAL, fanfiction, general, Literature, Manga, Minecraft, Monika, natsuki, Natsukis, Neverending, nonstop, November, op, porn, Sleeps, smp, video games, visual novel, YuRi

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with baking competitions, late-night sleepovers, and questionable decisions.

Ever wanted to see a creeper try to bake a cake? Or watch a zombie try to pull an all-nighter? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Our server is filled with quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want to trade a diamond for a stack of enchanted golden apples? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Boomer’s Peep Show Minecraft Server

16 year old, animated, Aroused, BELLYBUTTON, Boomers, Boundaries, Cartoon Network, Censorship, children’s programming, controversial, cultural norms, different time, Dub, early 2000s, inappropriate, mature themes, Minecraft, old man, peep, RISQUE, Server, Show, television, wants to see

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Potions Brewed:	125
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Enchantments Applied:	72
Divine Spears Created:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as an old man wanting to see a 16-year-old’s bellybutton? Look no further, because our server is so crazy even Cartoon Network wouldn’t air it! Our community is full of outrageous characters and insane stories that will have you laughing until your bellybutton hurts (but don’t worry, no old men involved). Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: >latinx and meds think this is blonde…

blond hair, BLONDE, Blonde hair, Blondes, cultural perceptions, gtlatinx, hair color, Latin American, latina, Latina stereotypes, Latina women, Latinx, latinx and meds, Medical Treatment, medication, meds, mental health, Minecraft, minority health, pharmaceuticals, smp, Stereotypes, thinking

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	568976	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where latinx and meds are convinced that being blonde is the ultimate power move! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a secret underground society of latinx players who believe that being blonde gives you superhuman abilities. Want to join in on the fun and see if blondes really do have more fun? Then come on down and see for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of meds who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty llama. Yes, you read that right. These meds believe that llamas hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Want to be a part of this bizarre cult and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next blonde latinx warrior or llama-riding med legend!

Crafty Socials 2 Minecraft Server

Crafty, Digital social, Minecraft, networking, Online Community, Server, social activities, social communication, social connection, social culture, social engagement, social events, social groups, Social Interaction, Social lifestyle, social media, social media marketing, social platform, Social Relationships, social sharing, social trends, social-networking, socials

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because Socials 2 is here to shake things up! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who grants wishes to those who can beat him in a dance-off.

So why wait? Join Socials 2 today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Chinatubas on Bilibili Minecraft SMP

bilibili, Chinatubas, Chinese content creators, Chinese digital influencers, Chinese entertainment, Chinese internet celebrities, Chinese internet stars, Chinese media stars, Chinese online celebrities, Chinese online influencers, Chinese online personalities, Chinese online video creators, Chinese social media influencers, Chinese video bloggers, Chinese video content, Chinese video creators, Chinese video sharing platform, Chinese youtubers, Minecraft, popular Chinese vloggers, Serafina, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and most hilarious adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chinatubas hidden deep within the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find them, so get ready to embark on the craziest quest of your Minecraft life!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

My Country Minecraft Server

Analysis, Country, critique, culture, Development, Diversity, Economy, Feedback, geography, global perspective, Government, History, Minecraft, national identity, opinion, perspective, Politics, Server, society, Thoughts, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1861
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Oh, honey, forget about countries, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret underground society where pigs ride on flying chickens and diamonds rain from the sky! We have a secret potion that turns you into a block of cheese (yes, you read that right) and our moderators are actually wizards who can ban griefers with a flick of their wand. So, say goodbye to boring countries and hello to our wacky world of wonder!

Random Twitch Whores and Casuals Minecraft SMP

Casual Gaming, casuals, challenge, competitive, Difficulty, Difficulty level, Entertainment, game design, game development, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, online gaming, Players, Random, skill, smp, strategy, twitch, twitch streaming, twitchwhores, Video Game (Industry), videogame, Whores

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most elite gamers dare to tread. If you think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world, then buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are now leading a rebellion against the oppressive pig overlords. Will you join the fight, or will you cower in fear at the sight of a chicken with a weapon?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare loot guarded by a dragon who has a penchant for riddles. Will you be able to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the riches for yourself, or will you end up as dragon food?

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if the videogame can be beaten by random twitchwhores and casuals, it is not a difficult game. So bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Genius Henya’s Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amano Pikamee Archive, Archive, Babanya Edition, channel, Daimonji Ryugon, Ebosi, GENIUS, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Henyas, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, members, Michimata Batoya, Minecraft, ragtag, Server, twitch, Uemine Noruju, VOMS Project, vshojo, vsj, VT, Zengaku Sanparo

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimension Hops:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Babanya Edition/999/ server! Join us and embark on epic adventures with Henya the Genius, the mastermind behind the VOMS Project. Explore the world with former members like Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya. But wait, there’s more! Encounter the enigmatic Ebosi (formerly known as Jitomi Monoe) and dive into the Amano Pikamee Archive for some mind-blowing content. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Llama Lover Minecraft SMP

African Americans, African diaspora, citizenship, civil rights, Colonization, cultural heritage, deportation, descendants of slaves, discrimination, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, liberia, Llama, Lover, Minecraft, national identity, political controversy, racism, segregation, Slavery, smp, social justice, trump

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	1639	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Farms Harvested:	519
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a chance to build epic structures, battle mythical beasts, and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual reality on llama communication. So if you’ve ever wanted to chat with a llama about the meaning of life, this is the place for you!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded pickaxes. Who needs real-world currency when you can trade in emeralds and obsidian?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known for stealing blocks and leaving behind cryptic riddles. Happy crafting!