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choosing not to harm

  • Blocky Banditry Bonanza

    Blocky Banditry Bonanza

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌍 Welcome to the Wackiest Minecraft Server You Never Knew You Needed! 🎮

    👷‍♂️ Ever pondered the philosophical depths of victimless crimes while your avatar drowns in a pool of diamonds? Well, ponder no more! Here, we’ve got everything from sleep-deprived creepers to blocky conspiracy theories that would make your head spin faster than a pig in a tornado!

    🔥 Outrageous Reasons to Join:

      • Bury Your Enemies (and Friends) in Glitter: Why decorate with boring flowers when you can unleash a confetti explosion? Our server’s glitterbomb mode allows you to bury anyone who’s wronged you in a sparkly avalanche—victimless, fabulous, and perfect for that extra flair!

      • Potato Overlords Unite: Ever dreamt of a world where sentient potatoes reign supreme? Join our exclusive Potato Pals Guild! Assemble your starchy army and wage glorious war against the Carrot Coalition! Gouge out their eyes with baked goods—no vegans were harmed in the making of this server!

      • Enderman Fashion Show Extravaganza: Why simply slay Endermen when you can make them the haute couture of the blocky realm? Craft custom outfits and witness the best-dressed mobs strut their stuff on the runway! Prizes include a year’s supply of mystery snail shell slime (unsurprisingly gooey) and an exclusive crown made from the finest obsidian!

      • Teleportation to the Nether’s Disco: Ever wondered where those funky Nether mobs go at night? Turns out, they throw a rager! Join us on ‘Disco Inferno Night’—all night dancing on lava flows, glowstone strobe lights, and an epic DJ Ghast spinning sick beats! No mobs were harmed; in fact, they had the time of their lives!

      • A Creeper’s Love Story: Embark on a dramatic quest to turn the most notorious explosive beings into love-struck romantics! Help them woo each other with gifts of gunpowder and roses. Who knew that crafting could make for such explosive romance? Just don’t stand too close—it might end in a literal bang!

      • Time Travel to the Age of Blockdom: Forget time machines; we’ve created a block-based tornado that whisks you back to prehistoric Minecraft! Surf the pixelated waves alongside pixelated dinosaurs or challenge them to a duel (looting will not result in any de-dino-fication, we promise!).

      • Rescue Mission for Lost Turtles: Participate in the most epic rescue missions of the century! Legend has it there are turtles trapped in blocks of obsidian, suffering from the “shell shock.” Join our secret Turtle Liberation Society and go on an undercover mission to free them—complete with disguises and elaborate dance moves!

      • Villager Karaoke Contest Every Friday: Come witness the finest villagers croon out their angst with songs straight from the heart. Will you vote for the Villager who belts out “I Will Survive (the Zombie Apocalypse)” or the one with the catchy hit “I’m Still Standing (When My Crops Fail)”?

    💫 So, what are you waiting for? Jump into the most zany, pixelated universe where chaos reigns supreme, but remember: It’s all in good fun (and fashion)!! Follow your dreams (or your potato overlord’s orders) and sign up now! Each registration comes with a complimentary diamond-encrusted denial of responsibility! Enjoy block-breaking, crazy crafting, and, of course, victimless shenanigans! 💎

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • YoloCraft – Forever Young

    YoloCraft – Forever Young

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.

    like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.

    we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

    plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.

    so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

    MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

    DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

    JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Space Monkeys

    Space Monkeys

    New Minecraft Servers

    Space Monkeys is a small community SMP server that offers a nearly vanilla experience. The only feature that sets it apart from a fully vanilla setup is the world border. This semi-technical server has been running a map since the 1.21 update. If you’re interested in joining, please apply through our Discord!

    spacemonkeys.world

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoobNation Minecraft Server

    NoobNation Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of incompetent leaders making decisions for your nation? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual utopia! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering castles, epic redstone contraptions, and maybe even a monument dedicated to the downfall of a certain incompetent leader. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule your own blocky kingdom? Join us now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP