Choosing Not To Harm MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Banditry Bonanza

consequences of actions, social justice issues, personal choice, societal norms, blocky

🌍 Welcome to the Wackiest Minecraft Server You Never Knew You Needed! 🎮

👷‍♂️ Ever pondered the philosophical depths of victimless crimes while your avatar drowns in a pool of diamonds? Well, ponder no more! Here, we’ve got everything from sleep-deprived creepers to blocky conspiracy theories that would make your head spin faster than a pig in a tornado!

🔥 Outrageous Reasons to Join:

Bury Your Enemies (and Friends) in Glitter: Why decorate with boring flowers when you can unleash a confetti explosion? Our server’s glitterbomb mode allows you to bury anyone who’s wronged you in a sparkly avalanche—victimless, fabulous, and perfect for that extra flair!
Potato Overlords Unite: Ever dreamt of a world where sentient potatoes reign supreme? Join our exclusive Potato Pals Guild! Assemble your starchy army and wage glorious war against the Carrot Coalition! Gouge out their eyes with baked goods—no vegans were harmed in the making of this server!
Enderman Fashion Show Extravaganza: Why simply slay Endermen when you can make them the haute couture of the blocky realm? Craft custom outfits and witness the best-dressed mobs strut their stuff on the runway! Prizes include a year’s supply of mystery snail shell slime (unsurprisingly gooey) and an exclusive crown made from the finest obsidian!
Teleportation to the Nether’s Disco: Ever wondered where those funky Nether mobs go at night? Turns out, they throw a rager! Join us on ‘Disco Inferno Night’—all night dancing on lava flows, glowstone strobe lights, and an epic DJ Ghast spinning sick beats! No mobs were harmed; in fact, they had the time of their lives!
A Creeper’s Love Story: Embark on a dramatic quest to turn the most notorious explosive beings into love-struck romantics! Help them woo each other with gifts of gunpowder and roses. Who knew that crafting could make for such explosive romance? Just don’t stand too close—it might end in a literal bang!
Time Travel to the Age of Blockdom: Forget time machines; we’ve created a block-based tornado that whisks you back to prehistoric Minecraft! Surf the pixelated waves alongside pixelated dinosaurs or challenge them to a duel (looting will not result in any de-dino-fication, we promise!).
Rescue Mission for Lost Turtles: Participate in the most epic rescue missions of the century! Legend has it there are turtles trapped in blocks of obsidian, suffering from the “shell shock.” Join our secret Turtle Liberation Society and go on an undercover mission to free them—complete with disguises and elaborate dance moves!
Villager Karaoke Contest Every Friday: Come witness the finest villagers croon out their angst with songs straight from the heart. Will you vote for the Villager who belts out “I Will Survive (the Zombie Apocalypse)” or the one with the catchy hit “I’m Still Standing (When My Crops Fail)”?

💫 So, what are you waiting for? Jump into the most zany, pixelated universe where chaos reigns supreme, but remember: It’s all in good fun (and fashion)!! Follow your dreams (or your potato overlord’s orders) and sign up now! Each registration comes with a complimentary diamond-encrusted denial of responsibility! Enjoy block-breaking, crazy crafting, and, of course, victimless shenanigans! 💎

Enchanted Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, pedophilia, genetics, attraction, Haven

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got the most beautiful file-related children that will give you a raging erection. I mean, who wouldn’t want to play with some sexy pixels, am I right? It’s like genetics are just turning us on in the virtual world. So come on, join us and get ready to question your sexuality in the most bizarre and hilarious way possible. Let’s get weird together, my dude!

FamBlockerCraft

family estrangement, family relationships, family dynamics, marriage proposal, family conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and chaos? Look no further! Join our server where you don’t have to worry about getting your family’s blessing before proposing. We understand the struggle of being estranged from family and we support you in your decision to keep them out of your life. Plus, our server is filled with players who will become your new family, so you won’t feel alone. Say goodbye to unnecessary hoops to jump through and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and let’s game together!

ChopstickCraft: No Soup for You!

food service, business closures, Shut down, dining out, unemployment

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so many chinese restaurants and cafes that you won’t even know what to do with yourself! we have nearly 3 million of them, all serving up delicious pixelated food for your virtual hunger needs.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground restaurant run by pandas. yes, you read that right. pandas serving up noodles and dumplings like there’s no tomorrow. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – we have a cafe where all the villagers gather to gossip about the latest drama in the minecraft world. you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a villager spill the tea about a creeper who got rejected by a skeleton. it’s wild, i tell ya.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden restaurant run by llamas next!

Vitamin D City

Sunlight, Chronic illness, Supplements, city, sun exposure

so, like, this server is, like, the best thing eva, man. u know why? cuz, like, it raises ur vitamin D levels, bro. like, u can get it up to 40-70 ng/mL, which is, like, so good for u. u won’t get sick anymore, u’ll be, like, super healthy and stuff. join this server and u’ll be, like, invincible. u’ll be, like, a superhero in minecraft, man. so, like, what r u waiting for? join now and become a vitamin D warrior!

🧨 Play.landymine.ru 19132 »Best Anarchy 🏡 Server Minecraft

best, Attacks, Protection, Server, Mode

⛏ Landymine – the best minecraft server with steep and worked out modes, such as:

► anarchy

► mini games

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⚡️ IP: Play.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is anarchy. Unlike the neck or survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privata is made in the form of blocks that have their own radius of action and rareness.

► How is this server unique?

Constant development and adding new

Full emphasis on players and the comfort of the game project theme and the uniqueness of the modes

The best protection against all types of attacks

The stability of the server

Direct connection with leadership and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choose Play.landymine – means to choose the best server.

Come to us ➥ Landymine.ru 19132

play.landymine.ru:19132

Ethereal Realm 1.20

cute, rabbit house, Manga, Gochiusa, Realm

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride on a pig wearing a top hat while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow.

And get this, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a tutu.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant you wishes and turn your pet wolf into a dragon that breathes fire.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyRejectsMC

Taliban rejects, trump, Billions, long tail tags, US

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! It’s like the Taliban rejecting Trump’s call to return US weapons worth billions, but in blocky pixel form!

We got crazier weapons than those Taliban dudes could ever dream of, like diamond swords that shoot lasers and TNT cannons that can blow up entire villages in one shot. And don’t even get me started on our armor – it’s so strong, not even Trump’s toupee could penetrate it!

But wait, there’s more! Our mobs are like nothing you’ve ever seen before. We’ve got zombie chickens that lay explosive eggs, creeper pigs that explode into bacon (yum), and skeleton cows that shoot arrows out of their udders. It’s a total madhouse, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Trump trying to get those weapons back, then you might wanna steer clear.

Detained Craft: Mental Health Edition

mental health services, long term detention, detention centers, Trauma, Edition

u wanna join dis server cuz we got da best virtual healthcare system in da game. we got doctors n nurses in every corner ready to treat ur pixelated wounds n cure ur virtual PTSD. we even got therapists who specialize in treating ur blocky mental illnesses. join now n get ur mental health on fleek, fam.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

hermitcraft, client side mods, Minecraft, Discord, Xaero’s Map

BRAND NEW SMP SERVER!✨KAGAYAKI✨

Kagayaki is a Vanilla+ SMP server striving for a bright and shining community! If you’re looking for a hermitcraft-style server come on in! We only accept players who have a strong sense of collaboration!

General Rules:

Age 20+ ONLY:	Mature players only, please, and thank you.
No Cheating:	NO Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits (some are allowed ie: tnt duping)
No Griefing or Stealing:	We have a plugin that can look into the block’s history log
Be Respectful to other players:	No racism or No homophobia and just don’t be a jerk!
Be Respectful with PVP:	PVP is allowed but only if both parties consent.
Client Side Mods are allowed:	Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc.
Be Respectful with people’s territories:	Pranks are allowed but please don’t do anything that ruins someone’s progress.
Report players privately:	If you want to report about someone’s behaviour please reach out to moderators privately.

List of featured Datapacks and Plugins:

Datapacks:	Vanilla Tweaks, Improved Minecarts, Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series, Tectonic, True Ending
Plugins:	Dynmaps: http://srv29.godlike.club:26626/, Image2map: Insert custom images into the game.

Choosing Not To Harm