Choosing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UnFriendableCraft

AITAH, Boundaries, Choosing, class friend, DISRESPECTFUL, doesn’t show up, DUMPED, family dinner, forgiveness, Friend, hurt feelings, important event, Invitation, long-term friendship, medical school, not be affiliated, overslept, rain forecast, stressful time, UnFriendableCraft, white coat ceremony

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like your unreliable friend? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you won’t be left hanging like a missed white coat ceremony!

Join our server for a wild ride of unpredictable events, just like the weather forecast that made your friend bail on you last minute. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging with cryptic texts and excuses like “I don’t set alarms on weekends” – we’re here for you 24/7!

And if you’re tired of people not showing up for you when it matters most, come join our server where we’ll always have your back. No more getting dumped after 2 years of being strung along – on our server, you set the boundaries and we respect them!

So say goodbye to unreliable friends and hello to a Minecraft server that’s always there for you. Join us now and let’s build some epic memories together!

AirportPickupMC Server

Airport, AirportPickupMC, childhood best friends, Choosing, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Friend, Guilt, loyalty, Mother, passive aggressive, Priorities, Promise, relationships, rescheduled flight, Server, taxi, Time management, Transportation, Upset

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

WifeOverDaughterCraft

aita, autism, Boundaries, Challenges, Choosing, Communication, conflict_resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, discipline, Empathy, exclusion, family, favoritism, parenting, relationships, Support, tantrums, Understanding, Wife, WifeOverDaughterCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	1075	Potions Brewed:	132
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

Tripfag Trio Minecraft Server

BioFem, Choosing, fuck, goon, idk, kill, lesbianloserlurker, long tail tags, Marry, marrygoonocchio, Minecraft, mollusk, Random, reason, Server, tags, Trio, trip, tripfag, tripfags

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	96

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we play a game of “fuck, kill, marry” with three random tripfags! Marry Goonocchio, the wooden boy with a heart of gold, Fuck some random tripfag from /biofem/ because why not, and Kill LesbianLoserLurker for murdering a poor innocent mollusk. Join us for insane adventures and unexpected twists on this wild server!

TheEndIsNear Minecraft SMP

bad choices, Beginning, better world, Choosing, clutching at straws, comparison, Decision making, Dilemma, End.., good options, ideal, Minecraft, neither ideal, Options, people, Sentence, smp, Start, TheEndIsNear, thinking, two choices, worse choice, worse option

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of choosing between two bad options like a sad clown at a birthday party? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day with our endless supply of good options!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls (seriously, they’ll be turned into fluffy bunnies).

So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

LoveAllCrafts

Choices, Choosing, Comparing, comparison, decision anxiety, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision making process, decision paralysis, difficult decisions, Dilemma, favorites, indecision, love, LoveAllCrafts, Options, Preferences, selection, Struggle

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen, but in a good way. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers giving out free hugs (watch out for those explosions though).

join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or just chill with your virtual pals. we have a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies.

forget about picking favorites, just come and have a blast with us. because let’s be real, who needs to compare when you can have it all? come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible.

SpeedyCraft Minecraft Server

Choices, Choosing, choosing between two, choosing the right one, deciding between options, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, making a selection, Minecraft, Options, picking between choices, Selecting, selecting between options, selecting the best fit, selecting the best option, Server, SpeedyCraft, weighing options, which one spee

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Animals Bred:	47
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Star Shards Collected:	153
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night, complete with disco balls and glowstone dance floors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

ParentalFavoritismCraft

abandonment, biological family, celebration, Choosing, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Father, Father’s Day, loyalty, misunderstanding, neglect, ParentalFavoritismCraft, Priorities, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, special occasions, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft game time? Join our server and escape the real world craziness with our virtual blocky paradise! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream castle and mine for diamonds without any stepfather vs. bio family drama.

Choose your in-game family wisely and avoid awkward Father’s Day meals with our diverse community of players. Who needs real siblings when you can team up with fellow gamers to conquer the virtual world together?

Don’t be the asshole in your family drama, be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure on our server! Join now and leave the family drama behind, because in this world, the only drama is whether to build a house out of wood or stone.

Crafty McCraftface: Where decisions are as easy as pie!

Choice, Choosing, clear, Crafty, decision, Decision making, decision process, Decisions, EASY, Effortless, McCraftface, no-brainer, obvious, opting, Picking, Pie, Selecting, Simple, Simplicity, straightforward, uncomplicated

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	6813
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5667

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties (they’ve got some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons too).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Just ‘Pick One’!

Choices, Choosing, choosing between two, Crafty, decision fatigue, Decision making, Dilemma, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, making a selection, McCraftface, Options, Pick, pick one, picking between two, Selecting, selecting from a list, selection, Server, uncertainty, weighing options

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures

10. Decision making, 11. Independence, 12. Communication skills, 13. Conflict resolution, 14. Critical thinking, 15. Stress management, 16. Problem solving, 17. Relationship dynamics, 18. Mental health awareness, 19. Resilience, 2. Life skills, 20. Coping mechanisms., 3. Adulting, 4. Real world challenges, 5. Personal finance, 6. Career choices, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. Time management, 9. Self-care, Chaos, Crafting, Failures, Parental, parental guidance

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Towns Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Potions Brewed:	100

Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

SkelePetra’s Treasury

Ancient civilization, ancient history, ancient remains, archaeological dig, archaeological discovery, archaeological find, archaeological site, burial site, Excavation, Historical Mystery, historical preservation, historical site, human remains, Jordan, Mystery, Petra, SkelePetras, Skeletons, Tomb, Treasury, underground burial

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Star Shards Collected:	71

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a tomb filled with a dozen skeletons found underneath the Treasury in Petra! Like, who even knew Petra had a Treasury, amirite? But wait, there’s more! These skeletons ain’t just any old boring skeletons, nah, they be party skeletons ready to dance the night away! Join da server and boogie down with these bony bois, it’s gonna be lit! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure in dat tomb, so get ready to get rich while jamming with some spooky skellies. Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s get this skeleton party started!

Regenos

Businesses, Church, Economy, Empire, Faction, Groups, in-depth, Lore, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Nations, new, playstyles, PvP, Regenos, Religions, REWARD, Roleplay, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Regenos is a brand new lore and worldbuilding server focused on creating an in-depth world filled with towns, nations, religions, businesses and much more! Want to create a town? Build an Empire peacefully or aggressively? Convert the masses to your church? Make the most money possible?

All of this is achievable on Regenos, unlike other worldbuilding servers which allow faction and PvP groups to dominate the server, Regenos is committed to ensuring that all playstyles have just as much reward as war-based players. Take the first step in creating a Minecraft Empire today!

regenos.dedimc.io

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, Cases, Jobs, Magic, minecraft server, PvP, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Variety

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

nice.bestixworld.ru

FrontierSMP: Where the cows giddyup, the chickens cha-cha, and creepers do the macarena! Event today!

armor, boat racing, Bosses, chacha, Challenging, chickens, course, Cows, CREEPERS, crossplay, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, Event, Features, FrontierSMP, giddyup, Macarena, Mining, mobs, participants, Rail, Rewards, Shop, smp, Today, Tools, Vanilla, Version, Wiki

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	237	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a community-driven Survival Minecraft server that offers challenging gameplay while building a strong community. The server features custom terrain, challenging mobs and bosses, customizable spawn areas, and a focus on exploration and community interaction.

Event:

Join our Boat Racing event today at 8:00PM EST for a chance to win big rewards!

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ:

Q: Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

Q: Are there custom structures and loot in the game?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we do not promote pay-to-win features on the server.

Q: How often are new features added to the server?

A: We are constantly updating the server with new features and improvements to provide a satisfying experience for our players.

Maria’s Minecraft Server

best idol, Competitive Gaming, fan favorite, Gaming, Gaming Community, Idol, Inkling, long tail tag, Maria, MARIAS, Minecraft, multiplayer, Music, Nintendo, nintendo switch, Pop Star, Server, splatoon, splatoon 2, Squid, video games, Virtual idol, virtual pop star

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Dragon Eggs Found:	6054
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where the best Splatoon idol is none other than Maria herself. Why Maria, you ask? Because she once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bucket of water and a carrot stick. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

4chan, anonymous posting, controversial, controversial opinions, controversial topics, Cuckette, forum, insults, internet culture, Irrelevant, meme, message board, Minecraft, Nice Try, offensive language, Online Community, online discussion, retard, Russo board, smp, TheCraftyCreeper, trolling, trolling culture

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Crops Grown:	8764	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

UberCraft: No Random Homes

aita, babe, CAR, crazy, different state, DRIVE, financial issues, financial problems, hanging out, home, Homes, likes me, Mall, Manager, never met, Promoted, Random, random guy, Uber, UberCraft, wants to be with me

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Items Found:	4076
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

BlockHeadzCraft

arrogance, Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, BlockHeadzCraft, deceitfulness, dishonesty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, lack of professionalism, laziness, Manipulation, rudeness, Selfishness, untrustworthiness

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mines Excavated:	2097
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, another player who created a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, and don’t even get us started on the player who built a functioning spaceship that can actually fly to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now).

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. How about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on pigs armed with diamond swords? Or a treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready to join a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!