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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5504 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
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