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The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Putin’s Peaceful Pixel Palace

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8304	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

so, like, ukraine be like “nah bro, we ain’t down with your cray-cray peace conditions, putin”. come join our minecraft server where we reject all absurd conditions like having to mine diamonds with a spoon or build a house out of slime blocks. we only do epic builds and pvp battles here, no nonsense allowed. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, so come join if you dare! #herobrineapproved #putinsucks #minecraftmadness

Neutron’s Electric Bill Insanity

animated, backyard fission reactor, bill, cartoon, Characters, comedy, Egregious, Electric, electricity bill, family, fictional, GENIUS, Insanity, invention, jimmy neutron, neutrons, Nickelodeon, nuclear boy scout, nuclear energy, parents, scheme, Science, Technology, tv show

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, they got this dude who supposedly pulled off a nuclear boy scout backyard fission reactor scheme! Like, what even is that?! Imagine the shenanigans you can get into on this server with that kind of energy floating around. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and radioactive fun! Let’s get this party started, fam!

DopamineCraft: Mindful Minds

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

LOL YO COME JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE DOPAMINE FLOWS LIKE A RIVER AND YOUR MENTALISING ABILITIES WILL BE OFF THE CHARTS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO MATH, COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA, AND SHEEP THAT CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE!

JOIN US AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER GENIUS AS YOU BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE, SO YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CRAZY SHENANIGANS THEY’LL PULL NEXT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND LET YOUR DOPAMINE-FUELED BRAIN EXPLORE THE LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES OF OUR SERVER! #MINECRAFTLITAF #BRAINDAMAGECREW

RiseCraft – Minecraft server Minecraft server

Adventures, Anarchy, Battles, Challenges, griefer, join now, minecraft server, responsible team, risecraft, Survival, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	183472

We are the #1 server with anarchy, griefer and vanilla survival. Interesting adventures, epic battles and difficult challenges – it’s all about us!

Our players are one of our main priorities. That is why behind the RiseCraft project there is a responsible team, ready to solve any issue.

Join now!

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The Coping Dead Server: Where zombies cope with their undead life crisis in 1.18.2

1.18.2, Apocalypse, Community, cope, coping, Crafting, Crisis, Custom, Dead, Discord, Exploration, Factions, Life, Loot, Modpack, multiplayer, Other, Planes, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Undead, Vehicles, weapons, zombies

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

The Coping Dead Server Overview

Server Features	80 mods including Lost Cities, Crafting Dead core mods, custom buffed zombies, vehicles, planes, and more
Points of Interests	Custom locations for loot spawns
Factions	Create factions to fight against other survivors
Shop & Marketplace	Sell loot and trade valuable items
Join Server & Discord	IP: 185.137.94.42:25662 Discord: https://discord.gg/KVDY4YRg9m

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I download the modpack?	Join our Discord server and you will find the modpack download link in the announcements channel.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a faction?	You can play solo or team up with other survivors by creating or joining a faction.
What kind of loot can I find in the custom points of interests?	You can find a variety of loot including weapons, food, medical supplies, and crafting materials.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, we occasionally host PvP events with rewards for the winning factions.
How do I sell my loot in the shop?	You can sell your loot at the shop by interacting with the shopkeeper NPC.

EnviroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server takes environmental storytelling to a whole new level. Picture this: you’re walking through a lush forest and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with diamonds and gold. But watch out, because the cave is also home to a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players!

Join our server for a chance to uncover hidden secrets, embark on epic quests, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows what wonders await you in this wacky world of wonderment? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

TittyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the socials are as overdeveloped as our players’ virtual tits! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly players who were all rocking some seriously impressive pixelated cleavage. They showed the new player around, teaching them how to build the biggest, most voluptuous structures in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most sought-after resources in the game. Want to mine for diamonds while being surrounded by giant, bouncing breasts? Look no further, my friend.

And let’s not forget about our weekly “Twerk for Diamonds” event, where players can show off their best dance moves in exchange for precious gems. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server, where the socials are overdeveloped and the fun never stops. Who knew Minecraft could be so… titillating?

Pastryless GF Diet Minecraft Server

Apology, Bakery, body image, comfort food, Communication, diet, emotional eating, Empathy, Exercise, Guilt, Healthy Eating, Insecurity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Pastry, Pastryless, relationship, self esteem, self-care, Server, Support, temptation, weight loss

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2742

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your girlfriend’s reaction to a cinnamon roll? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, just like the time when your girlfriend cried over a bakery bag. Our server is filled with surprises, just like the time she accused you of “flaunting” your cinnamon roll.

Join now for a chance to experience the same level of intensity and confusion as this Reddit post. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join today!

ParentalPeerPressureCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	35
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28

Are your parents constantly comparing you to other kids and giving you a hard time for playing games instead of studying? Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of the real world!

On our server, you can be a straight A student and still have time to build epic structures and explore vast worlds. No need to worry about your parents nagging you about grades or comparing you to some random kid in the newspaper who got 100% in every class.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to be the family translator or deal with arguing with dentists. You can just focus on having fun and enjoying the game without all the real-life drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the stress and pressure behind! You deserve a break from all the comparisons and lectures. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this virtual world where you can be whoever you want to be!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	564	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Potions Brewed:	164
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft baller! We’ve got diamond armor so blingy, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. Our enchanted weapons are so powerful, they can slay a horde of zombies with just one swing. And don’t even get me started on our massive gold farm – we’re swimming in so much gold, we use it as toilet paper. Join now and secure your spot as the richest player in all of Minecraft – because in our world, wealth is measured in stacks of emeralds and chests full of rare loot.