Crafty Chonk

1. VT, 10. curvy, 11. revealing, 12. identification, 13. acquaintance, 14. disclosure, 15. personal information, 16. identity, 17. reveal, 18. recognition, 19. acquaintance, 2. BBW, 20. revealing details., 3. Fatty, 4. Danielle, 5. exposed, 6. know her, 7. Vermont, 8. big beautiful woman, 9. plus size, Chonk, Crafty

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Fatty Danielle has been exposed! That’s right, we’ve got all the juicy gossip and drama you could ever want.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and even have dance parties with creepers. And did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

SeafoodSurpriseCraft

appreciation, Caregiver, Communication, Confrontation, Diagnosis, employees, exclusion, family, Frustration, husband, Illness, lung cancer, misunderstanding, relationship, Rude, seafood boil, SeafoodSurpriseCraft, Small Business, Spaghetti

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as spicy as a seafood boil! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your husband surprises you with a $400 seafood feast without even asking if you want any.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back like your sister-in-law’s husband hiding leftovers in the fridge. And just like your husband’s promise of making you spaghetti to show appreciation, we promise to provide endless fun and laughter to make up for any misunderstandings.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only thing spreading faster than lung cancer is the excitement of playing on our server. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft world full of surprises and unexpected plot twists? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

SickTalk Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SickTalk, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Our server is so crazy that we don’t even talk about normal diseases or illnesses – we only discuss the most outlandish and absurd ones. From the dreaded Chicken Nuggetitis to the rare case of Exploding Block Syndrome, you’ll never run out of bizarre topics to chat about with your fellow players.

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the annual Creeper Fashion Show, where players dress up their creepers in the most stylish outfits they can find. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where pigs and their owners compete for the title of fastest swine in the land.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of shenanigans. Who knows, you might even discover a new disease or two along the way!

VetoCraft: Cancel Congress 66%

AMERICANS, Cancel, checks and balances, citizen empowerment, civic engagement, Congress, Congressional bills, Decision making, Democracy, direct democracy, Government, grassroots movement, lawmaking process, legislation, majority rule, participatory democracy, People’s Veto, political reform, public opinion, reddit, veto power, VetoCraft, Voting

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Votes:	9973
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of Congress making all the decisions? Do you wish you had more power to cancel out their ridiculous bills? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have implemented the People’s Veto! That’s right, with a whopping 66% majority vote, you can single-handedly cancel out any Congressional bill that doesn’t sit right with you. Want to ban creepers from exploding? Done. Think it’s time to legalize diamond swords for all citizens? Consider it done! Join our server now and become the ultimate lawmaker in the world of Minecraft. Who needs Congress when you have the power of the People’s Veto on your side?

BlastCraft Minecraft Server

activism, blast, BlastCraft, Conflict, freedom, Government, Honor, Justice, Liberation, memorial, Minecraft, prisoners, protest, Remembrance, sacrifice, Server, soldiers, solidarity, Support, Tragedy, Tribute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Dragon Eggs Found:	2322
Dragons Tamed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we honor fallen soldiers by building giant statues of them out of blocks! we also have a quest where you have to free prisoners from the evil government by navigating through a maze of lava and creepers. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. join now and be a hero in our virtual world!

CraftyMaduroDefeated

Analysis, CraftyMaduroDefeated, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, exit polling, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Political unrest, Politics, Results, socialist regime, south america, Venezuela, voter turnout, Voting, wide margin

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23

haha come join our epic minecraft server where we have more votes than Maduro in Venezuela! our players are like the opposition, kicking butt and taking names in every game. we have more fun than a political revolution, with crazy builds and epic battles. join us and be part of the winning team, unlike poor old Maduro. VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

Craftopia: Less Ppl, Less Crime & Traffic

city development, Community safety, community well-being, craftopia, crime, Crime Prevention, crime reduction, demographic shift, law enforcement, population decline, population decrease, PPL, public policy, Public Safety, social trends, societal impact, traffic, traffic control, traffic decrease, transportation management, urban growth, Urban planning, urbanization

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all the hustle and bustle of crowded servers? Well, come join our server where the population is declining faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got so few players that crime and traffic are practically non-existent! You can finally build your dream house without worrying about some griefer coming in and wrecking it. And forget about getting stuck in a traffic jam of pigs and cows – our server is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the tranquility of a server on the brink of extinction. Who needs a bustling community when you can have all the peace and quiet you could ever want? Let’s get building, baby!

Astros Reach: Where diamonds are a girl’s best friend and creepers are just needy mobs! Join now for a blast!

application, astros, blast, Community, Community Focused, CREEPERS, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Events, Fabric, Friend, Girls, Hardware, hermitcraft, History, Join, microphone, mobs, Mods, Needy, Optimization, Reach, Server, smp, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	261	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crops Grown:	1182
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

Overview:

Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP where every player matters. Join us for a dedicated vanilla Minecraft experience with a tight-knit community.

Features	Details
Long-term vanilla world	Regularly maintained and expanded by players
Free creative world	Available for community use
Events	Weekly and monthly events on the server
Community	Helpful and knowledgeable player base
Staff	Dedicated staff members for player experience

Server Information:

Server Version: 1.21

No world-border

Various recipe add-ons for enhanced gameplay

High-end hardware for lag-free experience

How to Join:

To join Astros Reach, join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only. Microphone recommended.

Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is Astros Reach a vanilla Minecraft server?	Yes, Astros Reach focuses on a vanilla Minecraft experience with some gameplay enhancements.
How long has Astros Reach been in operation?	Astros Reach has been running for a year.
What is required to join the server?	Join our Discord, fill out an application, and be over the age of 18.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Astros Reach hosts weekly and monthly events for the community.
What version of Minecraft does Astros Reach run on?	The server is currently on version 1.21.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

chinese nationalists, communism, identity politics, Ideology, internet culture, Minecraft, nationalism, online activism, online communists, Online Community, online debate, online discourse, online rhetoric, political beliefs, political extremism, political ideology, political polarization, Propaganda, Redstone, revolution, russian nationalists, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Items Found:	7468	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of dealing with fake communists who are actually just Russian or Chinese nationalists in disguise? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can truly embrace your inner communist without any nationalist shenanigans!

Join us for epic battles against capitalist pigs, where you can overthrow oppressive regimes and build a utopian society with your fellow comrades. Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, where you can plot your revolution and strategize your next move.

But beware, there are spies lurking around every corner, ready to sabotage your plans and spread capitalist propaganda. Stay vigilant and always remember: in the world of Minecraft communism, only the strongest survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those fake communists who the real revolutionaries are! Let’s build a world where everyone is equal, and where the only currency is friendship (and maybe a few diamonds). See you on the battlefield, comrade!

‘MineVag SMP – VAllure Adventures’

adorable, adult content, Adventures, Archive, asmr, Azura Dulait, cute, Discord, FAQ, Friends, greentext, head cutouts, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, indulge, Joi, Links, Mercy Modiste, MineVag, Patreon, relationship, Schedule, script, Shibi Cottonbum, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VOD, Vtuber

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as adorable as a baby panda riding a unicorn? Well, look no further because our server is the cutest thing since baby Yoda! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those creepers sneaking up on you. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of feral polar bears who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that all of our players are in a committed relationship with the server owner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

UglyDucklingMC SMP

attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty myth, beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, film industry, Hollywood, Hollywood beauty standards, Hollywood deception, Hollywood glamour, Hollywood illusions, Media influence, media manipulation, physical appearance, self esteem, self-perception, smp, societal pressure, ugly duckling, UglyDucklingMC, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Buildings Constructed:	29

Have you ever seen a movie where they try to pass off a supermodel as a “nerd” just because they wear glasses and a ponytail? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft SMP form! Our server is full of gorgeous players who are just pretending to be ugly for the lols. Join us and witness the most ridiculous transformations as we try to convince each other that we’re not actually stunningly attractive. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

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