Chinacraft: Where Creepers Bow Down to the Great Wall

affordable, banned cartoon, bow, brainwashed, brainwashed about China, CCP, Chinacraft, Chinese restaurant, chongqing, Cities, Corruption, CREEPERS, culture, decent meal, family, Food, genshin, Great, Infrastructure, lowkey want to move to China, medical care, panda express, raise a family, Wall, winnie the pooh

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	50	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape to a land that’s better than China! Why settle for just food, culture, and infrastructure when you can have it all in our virtual world?

Imagine playing Minecraft and getting inspired to move to China because of a game like Genshin Impact. The CCP here actually protects its players and fights off any corruption in the game. You can afford to build your dream family home, get virtual medical care, and so much more.

Forget about the poor, corrupt, degenerate West – join our server where you can enjoy a decent virtual meal at a Chinese-owned restaurant like “Panda Express” every day. We’ll help you unbrainwash yourself from all the negative propaganda about China.

The only downside? Winnie the Pooh is banned in our server, but don’t worry, there are plenty of other fun characters to hang out with. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other! Build your dreams, one block at a time!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

AMA, azithromycin, clinical trial, controversy, Covid-19, Didier Raoult, Elsevier, Ethics Violations, French Society of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Hydroxychloroquine, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents, International Society of Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, media coverage, methodological flaws, non-randomized, open-label, PALS, PIXEL, Potion, retracted study, Retraction, scandal, Science Sleuths

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Animals Bred:	42
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️

Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

Troll Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, gaming culture, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, troll, trolling, trolling community, trolling evolution, trolling history, trolling in chat rooms, trolling in competitive gaming, trolling in forums, trolling in gaming culture, trolling in multiplayer games, trolling in online communities, trolling in online games, trolling in social media, trolling in video games, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, video games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ores Mined:	8166

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Buildings Constructed:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DogWatch Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, aunt, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, DEBT, Decision making, dog sitting, DogWatch, family drama, family dynamics, financial compensation, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, payment, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, unexpected situation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	9307
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

MrsBlockheadCraft

Boundaries, calling MIL by first name, Communication, cultural norms, disagreement, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, long-term relationships, Marriage, misunderstanding, MrsBlockheadCraft, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, SIL power play, traditional values, WIBTA

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mines Excavated:	1452	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Divine Spears Created:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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