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Ali-A, whose real name is Alastair Aiken, is a British YouTuber and content creator known for his popular gaming videos. He gained fame for his Call of Duty and Fortnite gameplay, and has amassed a large following with millions of subscribers on his YouTube channel. Ali-A is recognized for his high-energy commentary, entertaining content, and skilled gameplay. He has also branched out into other forms of media, including hosting television shows and writing a graphic novel.
