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CholesterCraft: NeuroRegen Edition

Alzheimer’s disease, CholesterCraft, cholesterol metabolism, cholesterol regulation, Edition, imbalanced cholesterol, mitigating neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative conditions, NeuroRegen, Parkinson’s Disease, potential strategies, targeting specific pathways

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	31
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like da ultimate brain boosta! We got so much epicness goin’ on dat ur brain will be doin’ backflips!

Our server is like a magical potion for ur brain, helpin’ u regulate dat cholesterol like a boss. We even got pathways and strategies dat will blow ur mind!

Join us and become a Minecraft mastermind, takin’ on neurodegeneration like it’s no biggie. Trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride!

DopeCraft SMP – “Why’s Doping Banned?”

anti-doping regulations, athlete health, athlete integrity, athletic excellence, banned, banned drugs, banned substances, Cheating, clean competition, Competitive advantage, DopeCraft, Doping, doping consequences, doping in sports, drug testing, enhancing performance, Fair Play, integrity in sports, performance enhancement, smp, sports ethics, sports regulations, Sportsmanship, Whys

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, except for doping! Why, you ask? Well, because we want our players to reach their absolute peak without any sneaky shortcuts. Plus, have you ever seen a creeper on steroids? Trust us, it’s not pretty. So come join us for some hilarious shenanigans, epic builds, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret diamond stash of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

StepSisSnitch Minecraft Server

anger management, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family drama, family dynamics, forgiveness, gossip, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling rivalry, snitching, StepSisSnitch, stepsister, substance use, teenage drama, Trust, trustworthiness

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, lies, and backstabbing – just like in this crazy family story!

Imagine a world where your step-sisters are out to get you, spreading rumors and turning your stepbrother against you. But don’t worry, on our server, you can team up with other players to take down the haters and reclaim your throne!

And just like in this story, secrets will be revealed, alliances will be broken, and friendships will be tested. Who can you trust in this chaotic world? Join our server to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have all the excitement of a family feud right at your fingertips?

MommaDramaCraft

acceptance, adoption, adoptive mom, Boundaries, Communication, emotional well being, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Identity, mental health, MommaDramaCraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Self-expression, Trauma

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Potions Brewed:	158	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post!

Our server is like a virtual adoption story, where you can join a new family of players and navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life. Will you be the rebellious child causing chaos in the basement, or the responsible adult taking care of everyone else?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. Plus, we have a special event where you can invite your adoptive mom and her family to join the game, but be prepared for some family drama and emotional rollercoasters!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the game itself is the stories you’ll create along the way. Who needs therapy when you have our server to escape to?

BullshitCraft SMP

bullshit, BullshitCraft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, drivel, fabrication, fake news, Fallacy, falsehood, Fiction, fraud, Garbage, hoax, hundred percent, Lies, Misinformation, nonsense, pure bullshit, scam, smp, untruth

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is one hundred percent pure bullshit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. That’s right, no more exploding creepers ruining your day! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better make sure you have enough llama bucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you can build your very own moon base and explore the lunar landscape while dodging space zombies and alien cows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience one hundred percent pure bullshit for yourself!

NakedCrafters United

age, Behavior, body positivity, Casual, clothing optional, comfort, Confidence, Etiquette, generation gap, gym, gym culture, hygiene, locker rooms, NakedCrafters, nudity, Old Dudes, personal space, privacy, reddit, social norms, societal expectations, United

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Votes:	6659	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of seeing old dudes strutting their stuff in the gym locker room like they own the place? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam around butt ass naked all you want without anyone judging you! Join us for a wild time where the only dress code is your birthday suit. Who needs armor when you have confidence like that? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Naked Warrior roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face him in a battle of wits and nudity. So come on, strip down and join the fun!

VisaCraft: Hungary’s Russian Roulette

bilateral relations, Brussels, cross border travel, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, eastern europe, European affairs, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, Hungarys, immigration, international relations, political tensions, roulette, Russian, russians, Schengen Area, travel restrictions, visa regulations, visa rules, VisaCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crops Grown:	6692
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6878

so like, u know how brussels is all like “hey hungary, wtf dude why u makin it easier for russians to get visas?” and hungary is all like “bro, chill, we just tryna be friendly and stuff.” but brussels is not havin it, they want answers yo.

but like, forget all that drama cuz u should totally join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

so come join us and let’s build the craziest, most epic world together. and who knows, maybe we’ll even find the ender dragon and ride it into battle against the evil villagers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything

Adrenaline Rush, aggression, athleticism, Catharsis, cause, Competition, Conflict, Drama, Entertainment, Intensity, Performance, physicality, Problems, Processional Wrestling, PunchCraft, resolution, showmanship, solution, Solves, spectacle, sports, violence

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle all our problems with a good old fashioned wrestle! punch, kick, and slam your way to victory as you battle it out with other players in the ring.

we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.

so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!

TropiGlacierCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, climate science, environmental conservation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, geological record, glacial retreat, global warming, greenhouse gases, historical data, ice core samples, ice melt, long term trends, melting ice caps, natural variability, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, temperature rise, tropical glaciers, TropiGlacierCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Star Shards Collected:	75
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

haha, u know what else is at a low point? ur boring minecraft server! come join ours for a wild ride of craziness and chaos! we got polar bears riding dolphins, creepers doing the macarena, and chickens that can fly!

our server is so lit, even the tropical glaciers are like “wow, this place is cooler than us!” we have treasure hunts where u can find diamond blocks, secret caves filled with rare loot, and a giant lava pit for all your parkour needs.

plus, our community is the best around. we have players from all over the world, from penguins in antarctica to aliens on mars. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!

Vanilla SMP – Where Ordinary Players Become Extraordinary!

building, Community, Creative, Discord, eXtraordinary, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ordinary, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Overview

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Features	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP, Simple Voicechat, Active community
Player Base	Diverse player base from all around the world
Joining	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, it is a Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheating or mods.
How can I join the server?	You can join us by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
Is there a voicechat feature?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for players to communicate in the SMP.
How old is the server?	The SMP is 1 month old and still active with more than 200 members on our Discord server.

GirlfriendCraft Minecraft Server

GirlfriendCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mines Excavated:	1658
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with the perfect pixelated partner. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to dodge together?

Join our server and embark on epic quests with your new virtual boo. Build a castle together, go on romantic mining dates, and even have virtual Minecraft weddings! Plus, rumor has it that if you find your in-game girlfriend, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your blocky bae today! Who knew that love could be just a /tp away?