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Cholesterol Levels

  • BlockyGlaucomaGamerz

    BlockyGlaucomaGamerz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the only thing higher than our cholesterol levels is the fun we have! Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant cholesterol monster that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

    And get this, if you’re over 55, you’ll be at the top of the leaderboard because apparently having “good” cholesterol makes you more likely to get glaucoma. But don’t worry, if you have “bad” cholesterol, you’ll be safe from the glaucoma monster lurking in the shadows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Who needs health when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VeggieCraft: No More Meat!

    VeggieCraft: No More Meat!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to ur prayers! we got all da plant-based alternatives u need to reduce ur total cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, and even lose some weight while u build ur epic minecraft creations! join us and become the healthiest minecraft player ever! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u run faster than a speeding bullet in da game! u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and build some crazy stuff together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

    Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vegan vs Meat Eaters: Lipaemic & Glycaemic Battle

    Vegan vs Meat Eaters: Lipaemic & Glycaemic Battle

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U! YEAH U! R U TIRED OF BORING SERVERS WHERE U GOTTA EAT MEAT ALL DAY? WELL, COME JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE VEGANS RULE! WE GOT PLASMA LIPAEMIC AND GLYCAEMIC MEASURES THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND!

    OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN LACTO-OVO VEGETARIANS AND SEMI-VEGETARIANS ARE WISHIN’ THEY WERE VEGAN! WE GOT INSANE STORIES OF HOW VEGANS SAVED THE DAY FROM EVIL MEAT-EATERS AND TURNED THEM INTO CARROT LOVERS!

    SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE VEGAN REVOLUTION AND HAVE THE BEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE EVER, JOIN US NOW! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT VEGAN AGAIN!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

    KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

    SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

    WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

    JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

    SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

    DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sperm RNA Shuffle | Triple Heart Risk

    Sperm RNA Shuffle | Triple Heart Risk

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the high-cholesterol diet will alter your sperm RNA and triple the heart risk for your daughters! why only daughters? who knows, but it’s a wild ride on this server! build your own cholesterol castle and watch as your offspring battle heart disease like never before. it’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle on this server, so join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cholesterol Crafters: Scan City

    Cholesterol Crafters: Scan City

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, dis server is like dat one time when u eat too many cheeseburgers and ur arteries get all clogged up, except in dis case, it’s all about dat high cholesterol levels in Minecraft! join us and experience da thrill of havin’ ur virtual carotid arteries scanned by ultrasound while u build epic structures and battle mobs. trust me, u ain’t lived until u seen ur blocky arteries get all clogged up with pixelated cholesterol. come join us for a heart-pumpin’ good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CarbKillaCraft

    CarbKillaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, come join our wacky Minecraft server, where we eat all the carbs and keep our gut bacteria happy! We don’t follow no stinkin’ diets here, just pure chaos and fun. Plus, our cholesterol levels are so high, we can practically fly in the game! Who needs Bifidobacterium when you can have a blast with us? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CornBranCraft

    CornBranCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to lower ur cholesterol but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, guess what, this server got u covered, fam. we got this crazy corn flour with corn bran that will make ur cholesterol go down faster than u can say “diamond sword”.

    but wait, there’s more! we even did a study on it, like some real science stuff. we looked at the gut bacteria or whatever and it was like, whoa, this corn flour is legit magic.

    so, come join our server, where u can mine for diamonds and lower ur cholesterol at the same time. it’s like a win-win situation, bro. plus, we got a secret level where u can fight a giant corn cob boss. yeah, it’s wild.

    don’t miss out, join now and start the journey to a healthier gut and a wealthier minecraft character. let’s goooooo! 🌽💎🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CholesterolCraftOmega3

    CholesterolCraftOmega3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you ever heard of a minecraft server that can, like, counteract your genetic predisposition to high cholesterol? ya, this server is like a magical potion for your health, but in minecraft form. join us and your heart will thank you later, bro. plus, our server is so lit that even the omega-3 supplements are jealous. come build with us and live a long, healthy life filled with blocky adventures. trust me, your doctor will be amazed at your cholesterol levels after playing on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the minecraft magic do its thing.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP