cholesterol impact Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CarbKillaCraft

Bifidobacterium, CarbKillaCraft, cardiovascular health, cholesterol impact, cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, gut bacteria, gut flora, gut health, health study, high-fat diet, ketogenic diet, ketogenic lifestyle, ketogenic research, low carb diet, metabolic health, Microbiome, microbiota, nutrition, probiotics, weight loss

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

So, like, come join our wacky Minecraft server, where we eat all the carbs and keep our gut bacteria happy! We don’t follow no stinkin’ diets here, just pure chaos and fun. Plus, our cholesterol levels are so high, we can practically fly in the game! Who needs Bifidobacterium when you can have a blast with us? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures ever!

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Emeralds Found:	2602
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	806958
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1007
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

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netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Emeralds Found:	9706
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

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Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	107	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
New Chunks Explored:	433774	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!