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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9053 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 74 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
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