🔥Choking Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SecondsToDie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	145	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Towns Built:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the mobs are not the only thing out to get you. Our server is so hardcore that even the grass is plotting your demise. But fear not, for the only way to survive is to join our ranks and show those sneaky blocks who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds on our server are actually sentient beings who will fight alongside you in battle. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outwit killer grass and recruit diamond allies.

Neuron Misfire Server

actions, Brain neurons, Choking, cognitive function, fight or flight response, High-stakes situations, mental health, Misfire, neurological processes, neuron, neuroscience, performance anxiety, PRESSURE, Psychology, research, Rhesus monkeys, scientists, Server, Signals, STAKES, stress, study

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got brain neurons misfiring all over the place! 🧠🔥 Our monkeys be sending signals to your body that make you do some wack stuff when the stakes are high! 😂🐒

Join us for some epic gameplay where you never know what’s gonna happen next! Will your neurons misfire and make you build a house upside down? Or maybe you’ll start speaking in monkey language! 🙊🙉

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join the madness and see what crazy adventures await you on our server! 🤪🎮

ClubCraft911

alcohol poisoning, ambulance, Choking, club bathroom, ClubCraft911, cold, Concert, drunk wife, EMBARRASSING, emergency department, gig, night out, overreacted, passed out, private healthcare, Safety, spiked drink, Traumatizing, Unconscious, vomit, Worried

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Love Letters Sent:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with your drunk wife? Look no further! Join our server for a night of unexpected twists and turns just like this poor husband experienced.

Imagine stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face! Or building a beautiful castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hordes of hungry zombies.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a split-second decision like calling an ambulance for your virtual wife covered in virtual vomit.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!

CakeWarsMomDrama

aita, bad mouthing, Bakery, Birthday, Boyfriend, Cake, CakeWarsMomDrama, Choking, CURSE, dessert, Disrespect, Drama, Evil, expensive chocolates, groceries, mom, not giving, scolding, superstition, sushi, TOOTH

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s superstitions about your boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the most insane adventures in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.

But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

ChokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and witness the epic battles between the chicken army and the evil sheep gang. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with farm animals.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, it’s lit.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, where the only rule is to have fun and “choke on it”!

SisterGothFetish: A trendy Minecraft server where boundaries get blurred and creepiness reaches a whole new level!

blurred, Boundaries, boundary crossing, Choking, creepiness, Dark, desire, Exploration, family, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, GOTH, kink, LEVEL, Lust, Minecraft, Obsession, reaches, Roleplay, seduction, Server, sex, sister, SisterGothFetish, taboo, temptation, trendy

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of regular Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a little family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can roleplay as a brother who went goth and now has some strange new feelings for his goth sister. Watch as they navigate their forbidden attraction while building epic structures and battling mobs together. Join us for a truly unique and slightly disturbing Minecraft experience!

RentRageCraft

bond payment, borrowing money, Demands, falling out, flatmate, friendship, Liability, money owed, moving out, new tenant, parents, payment, rent withholding, RentRageCraft, Resentment, SAVING, savings, Timeline, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unconcerned

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	343
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and friendship gone wrong!

Picture this: you and your flatmate (who may or may not owe you money) are living in a virtual flat together. You have to navigate through trust issues, friendship struggles, and financial disputes all while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. Will you be able to forgive your flatmate for their mistakes? Will they ever pay you back that bond money? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have special challenges where you have to quit your virtual job, avoid interacting with certain virtual friends, and even move out of your virtual flat to prove your loyalty. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Shrinking Sea Ice Survival

antarctic, Arctic, bird migration, climate change, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental degradation, environmental impact, find food, food scarcity, global warming, habitat loss, Ice, marine life, melting ice caps, oceanography, sea, seabirds, Shrinking, Shrinking sea ice, Survival, wildlife

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the sea ice is shrinking faster than you can say “pufferfish!” our seabirds are in a frenzy trying to find their fishy snacks, but don’t worry, you can help them out by joining our server and building them a giant fish buffet! watch as the penguins do the cha-cha slide on the melting ice, and see if you can out-swim the narwhals in a race to find the last scrap of ice! join now and save the seabirds from starvation, one block at a time!

‘Jeet’s Indian Minecraft Server’

Alpha, Beta, calling names, cultural respect, cultural understanding, Diversity, economic winners, empowerment, Hindi, Indian, Indians, Indians in the west, Jeet, jeets, language meanings, mindset shift, Minecraft, misconceptions, political winners, self worth, Server, Stereotypes, submissive, winner

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a beta in Minecraft? Join our server and become the ultimate alpha winner like never before! We have secret Indian techniques that will make you dominate the game and conquer all your enemies. Embrace your inner alpha and show the world that you are a true winner! Join now and unleash the power of the Indian spirit in Minecraft!

31 Year Old Minecraft SMP White Woman

31 year old, Adult, age, American, Appearance, beauty, Caucasian, ethnicity, female, Human, Identity, Individual, looks like, Mature, mid-thirties, Minecraft, person, Portrait, smp, THIRTIES, White, white woman, WOMAN, year

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	61
Dragon Eggs Found:	1563	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool cats out there! Join us if you want to experience the wild adventures of a 31-year-old white woman trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

DumbFactz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to discover the shocking truth that creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to give hugs! Yes, you heard that right, those explosive green guys just want to spread love and joy in the world of Minecraft. So come join us and befriend a creeper today for some explosive friendship!

Blockbuster TraumaCraft

anxiety, blockbuster, Childhood, childhood trauma, Cinema, coping strategies, counseling, emotional, fear, film, Horror, mental health, Movie, Nightmares, Phobia, Psychological, Scared, Therapy, TraumaCraft, Traumatized

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Void Gems Collected:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	736939
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Remember that one movie that scarred you for life as a kid? Well, imagine if that movie came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a chance to relive your childhood nightmares in pixelated glory. Our server is filled with spooky builds and eerie mobs that will make you question your sanity. So if you’re ready to face your fears and have a good laugh while doing it, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even conquer your childhood trauma once and for all.

Crafty Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, Akari, aperitif, Bagel, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, Fuuka, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, junko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, New Year, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9000
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for diamonds, or just mess around with your friends in ways that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary events that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling the Fury of Set to taking on the mighty Perorodzilla, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden heritage or a New Year’s aperitif while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

V4Mirai General – Minecraft SMP

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), general, globie, idol corp, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Petalight Kou Mariya, PillowdearASMR, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, smp, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4Mirai, V4Mirai General, VIVA MÉXICO, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server!

Imagine mining for diamonds with Crystalis, who graduated from the mining academy with top honors. Or building a castle with Petalight Kou Mariya, whose architectural skills are out of this world. And don’t even get us started on Mono Monet, who can turn a simple dirt hut into a masterpiece with just a wave of their hand.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon with Dr. NOVA(e), who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of their fingers. Or explore the Nether with Lyko Lianna, who has tamed a pack of zombie pigmen as her loyal minions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident witch, Yumi the Witch, who can brew potions that will make your enemies run in fear. Plus, we have a whole group dedicated to ASMR, led by Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR, who will lull you to sleep with the soothing sounds of creeper explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a legend in the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever created!

SisMailDramaCraft

addressing packages, AITAH, Amazon, anger, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family dynamics, Frustration, living together, mail, opening mail, personal items, privacy, Respect, Siblings, SisMailDramaCraft, sister

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Animals Bred:	105
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	6480	Star Shards Collected:	224
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to open your mail like that nosy roommate of yours! Our server is a safe space where your packages will remain unopened and untouched, unless they contain diamonds or enchanted gear, in which case we might have to confiscate them for “safekeeping.”

Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, treasure hunts, and maybe even a few pranks along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret base filled with rare loot, guarded by a mischievous Enderman who loves to play hide and seek.

So come on over and leave the mail drama behind. We guarantee a mailbox-free experience that will have you laughing, exploring, and crafting your way to victory. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we open is a can of whoop-ass on those creepers who dare to mess with us.

BlockyBliss: HappiestEverStillHappy

blissful, BlockyBliss, cheerful, CONTENT, delighted, Ecstatic, elated, emotional wellbeing, fulfilled, Grateful, happiest moments, HappiestEverStillHappy, Happiness, Happy, Joyful, joyful moments, life satisfaction, mental health, Optimistic, Positive, Satisfied, self-care

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8151
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the happiest place on earth! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your precious loot again.

Our server is so happy, even the Ender Dragon does yoga to relax. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to play hide and seek with the players.

So come on down to our server and experience pure joy and happiness like never before. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server this amazing?