Choking Minecraft Servers

Choking

  • Mystic Rifts 1.20.2

    Mystic Rifts 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, join this Minecraft server and you won’t feel like there’s a dick in your throat anymore!

    We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you to explore.

    Plus, our community is full of hilarious and weird players who will make you question reality in the best way possible.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to throat dicks forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SecondsToDie Minecraft SMP

    SecondsToDie Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the mobs are not the only thing out to get you. Our server is so hardcore that even the grass is plotting your demise. But fear not, for the only way to survive is to join our ranks and show those sneaky blocks who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds on our server are actually sentient beings who will fight alongside you in battle. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outwit killer grass and recruit diamond allies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Neuron Misfire Server

    Neuron Misfire Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got brain neurons misfiring all over the place! 🧠ðŸ”Ĩ Our monkeys be sending signals to your body that make you do some wack stuff when the stakes are high! 😂🐒

    Join us for some epic gameplay where you never know what’s gonna happen next! Will your neurons misfire and make you build a house upside down? Or maybe you’ll start speaking in monkey language! 🙊🙉

    Don’t miss out on the fun, come join the madness and see what crazy adventures await you on our server! ðŸĪŠðŸŽŪ

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ClubCraft911

    ClubCraft911

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with your drunk wife? Look no further! Join our server for a night of unexpected twists and turns just like this poor husband experienced.

    Imagine stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face! Or building a beautiful castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hordes of hungry zombies.

    Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a split-second decision like calling an ambulance for your virtual wife covered in virtual vomit.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CakeWarsMomDrama

    CakeWarsMomDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s superstitions about your boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the most insane adventures in the blocky world.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.

    But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChokeCraft Minecraft Server

    ChokeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and witness the epic battles between the chicken army and the evil sheep gang. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with farm animals.

    Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, it’s lit.

    So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, where the only rule is to have fun and “choke on it”!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisterGothFetish: A trendy Minecraft server where boundaries get blurred and creepiness reaches a whole new level!

    SisterGothFetish: A trendy Minecraft server where boundaries get blurred and creepiness reaches a whole new level!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of regular Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a little family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can roleplay as a brother who went goth and now has some strange new feelings for his goth sister. Watch as they navigate their forbidden attraction while building epic structures and battling mobs together. Join us for a truly unique and slightly disturbing Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Shulker SMP: Community Survival

    Shulker SMP: Community Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Shulker Middle School

    [BEDROCK SUPP] Welcome to Shulker SMP! We are a NEW SERVER with a fun 1.21 Survival vibe for all! Our server is all about building a community, so come join and make friends while you play! Enjoy all the usual Minecraft stuff and get Free Ranks too!

    ShulkerSMP.cloudnord.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nixus – Market Legends

    Nixus – Market Legends

    New Minecraft Servers

    Nixus – Network

    Trade, get rich, and be a legend in the market!

    Collect cool stuff! We have lots of rare items.

    Level up your skills for fighting, farming, fishing, and more!

    Need help? Email us at: [email protected]

    nixusmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Legendary Adventure Odyssey

    Legendary Adventure Odyssey

    New Minecraft Servers

    Adventure Odyssey is a cool Minecraft Java server on version 1.21.4. It’s all about surviving and having fun. Future updates will bring even more cool stuff! Don’t miss out, join now and start your epic journey today!

    Featured Plugins:

      • Land Claim
      • Quests
      • Economy
      • Jobs
      • Leaderboards and more!

    Now looking for JrMods to join the team!

    Join the Discord for more fun!

    AdventureOdyssey.mc.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP