Choking Minecraft Servers

Choking

  • Mystic Rifts 1.20.2

    Mystic Rifts 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, join this Minecraft server and you won’t feel like there’s a dick in your throat anymore!

    We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you to explore.

    Plus, our community is full of hilarious and weird players who will make you question reality in the best way possible.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to throat dicks forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SecondsToDie Minecraft SMP

    SecondsToDie Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the mobs are not the only thing out to get you. Our server is so hardcore that even the grass is plotting your demise. But fear not, for the only way to survive is to join our ranks and show those sneaky blocks who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds on our server are actually sentient beings who will fight alongside you in battle. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outwit killer grass and recruit diamond allies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Neuron Misfire Server

    Neuron Misfire Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got brain neurons misfiring all over the place! 🧠🔥 Our monkeys be sending signals to your body that make you do some wack stuff when the stakes are high! 😂🐒

    Join us for some epic gameplay where you never know what’s gonna happen next! Will your neurons misfire and make you build a house upside down? Or maybe you’ll start speaking in monkey language! 🙊🙉

    Don’t miss out on the fun, come join the madness and see what crazy adventures await you on our server! 🤪🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ClubCraft911

    ClubCraft911

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with your drunk wife? Look no further! Join our server for a night of unexpected twists and turns just like this poor husband experienced.

    Imagine stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face! Or building a beautiful castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hordes of hungry zombies.

    Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a split-second decision like calling an ambulance for your virtual wife covered in virtual vomit.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CakeWarsMomDrama

    CakeWarsMomDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s superstitions about your boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the most insane adventures in the blocky world.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.

    But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChokeCraft Minecraft Server

    ChokeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and witness the epic battles between the chicken army and the evil sheep gang. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with farm animals.

    Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, it’s lit.

    So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, where the only rule is to have fun and “choke on it”!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisterGothFetish: A trendy Minecraft server where boundaries get blurred and creepiness reaches a whole new level!

    SisterGothFetish: A trendy Minecraft server where boundaries get blurred and creepiness reaches a whole new level!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of regular Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a little family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can roleplay as a brother who went goth and now has some strange new feelings for his goth sister. Watch as they navigate their forbidden attraction while building epic structures and battling mobs together. Join us for a truly unique and slightly disturbing Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    New Minecraft Servers

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    playmc.alt-w.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SweetPea Middle School

    SweetPea Middle School

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sweet Pea is a friendly Minecraft server. We offer a semi-vanilla experience with a few plugins to spice things up. We have a customized shop plugin where you can buy and sell stuff with in-game currency. A friendly community is always there when you need them and more than willing to help out with anything, big or small. We even have Discord <-> Minecraft chat so you can chat without even having to be online! Along with the listed above features, we’re constantly updating to add new features and upgrade QOL across the server. Join us now at sweetpeamc.com 🙂 Hope to see y’all online!

    sweetpeamc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

    vh.casualcrafters.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FriendlyCraft

    FriendlyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

    play.friendlycraftmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FaeTalesMC

    FaeTalesMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

    play.faetalesmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SuperSurvivalX

    SuperSurvivalX

    New Minecraft Servers

    → IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

    supersurvivalx.minesr.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Veroxus

    Veroxus

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

    veroxus.club

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • IipuCraft

    IipuCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

    iipukema.com:25580

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lava Rising

    Lava Rising

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

    lavarising.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP