Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for cookies.
2. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted fishing rods. The winner gets a pet dragon that will follow them around and roast any enemies that come too close.
3. Our server has a hidden jungle temple that is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a former player who got lost in the maze of traps and puzzles. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasure hidden within?
4. We have a custom plugin that turns all the cows on the server into disco-dancing party animals. They will follow you around and provide you with endless milk and steak, all while busting out their best dance moves.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
Our goal is to maintain a seasonal server where players can trust one another and enjoy the game. Absolutely zero tolerance for griefing, theft, or cheating. If you’re looking for a community and not just another server – check us out! Ideal candidates are mature, chill, and just want to enjoy the game. Message me for a discord invite!
FAQ
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What kind of server is this?
This is a seasonal Minecraft server where players can trust each other and enjoy the game without worrying about griefing, theft, or cheating.
How can I join the server?
You can message us for a discord invite to join the server.
What type of players are you looking for?
We are looking for mature, chill players who just want to enjoy the game and be part of a community.
What is the server’s policy on griefing, theft, and cheating?
We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing, theft, and cheating.
> Be me
> Open TikTok
> See a woman asking a ridiculous question
> She asks if you’d rather be stuck in a forest with a man or a bear
> Chat goes wild, saying they’d rather be with a bear
> Like, what even is logic anymore?
Join our Minecraft server where you can choose to be stuck in a forest with a man or a bear! Because apparently, bears are the new BFFs according to TikTok. Who needs human companionship when you can have a grizzly pal to build with? Plus, our bears are trained to help you mine diamonds and protect you from creepers. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure – literally!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even choose your own mage for your party? Well, look no further because on our server, you can only add one mage to your party. But here’s the catch – you have to choose if they’re fat or flat! Will you go for the powerful but plump mage who can cast spells with the flick of a fork? Or will you choose the slim and sleek mage who can sneak past enemies unnoticed? The choice is yours, and the possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server. Join now for a truly magical experience!
Join us if you want to build a world wherestrong-jawed women reign supreme – because let’s face it, if you’re into that, you’re probably a secret homo sapien! Our server is home to the most feminine women in all of Minecraft, making it the ultimate choice for any heterosexual player out there.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way through our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for a blocky beauty with a jawline sharper than a diamond sword!
Forget about computer science, because on our server, you’ll be learning the REAL skills – like how to tame a FLYING PIG or ride a RAINBOW LLAMA into battle!
Who needs Turkey when you can have a FEAST of adventure and fun on our server? Join now and see why everyone is ditching school for a life of CREEPER EXPLOSIONS and DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?
Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!
Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.
Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where you must choose between handing over your copas or facing certain doom! But don’t worry, there’s plenty of LOOT to be had if you survive the challenges ahead.
Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, MYSTERIOUS quests, and LEGENDARY battles. Will you be brave enough to face the ultimate showdown and emerge victorious?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly INSANE. Join our server now and let the madness begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can choose between receiving 10 million dollars or the chance to wait this table! Sounds like a tough decision, right? But trust us, waiting this table is the ultimate challenge that only the bravest Minecraft players can conquer.
Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the treacherous journey of waiting this table. Legend has it that those who successfully wait this table will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? No problem. Want unlimited diamonds? You got it.
But beware, waiting this table is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to battle hordes of evil mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and navigate through deadly traps. Only the most skilled and determined players will make it to the end and claim their three wishes.
So what will it be? 10 million dollars or the chance to wait this table? Choose wisely, because on our server, the craziest adventures await those who dare to take on the challenge. Join us now and let the epic quest begin!
Welcome to Immortal Realms Survival Server!
A brand new survival server with 1.16.1 updates.
Originated from a faction survival serveR!
Experience the endless fun and discover new features that you have never been played before! What are you waiting for? come and join us now!
Survival server always running the latest versions of Minecraft.
– 100% PORTUGUESE
– Accepts OFFLINE account (Authentication upon entry)
– Clans
– McMMo
– ChestShops
– Weddings (TAG in chat: Love): You can have a house for couples and give kisses
– Events: XP Rain every day at 10pm
– Leiloes
– Bank for XP and Money deposits;
– Free area for construction (with PVP Flags, Nascer MOBs and etc. released)
Welcome to the best Bulgarian Minecraft Server! Great community with various entertainments such as events, jobs, quests etc. Events include maze, quiz, simon says, drop and many more! Our staff is friendly and will help you at any moment!
Experience your adventure in the Minecraft amusement park server, PlopsaMC.
We are replicating Plopsaland de Panne in Minecraft. We do this as beautiful and detailed as possible. A park for young and old, full of adventures .. and things to discover.
Boredom is no longer necessary in view of our range of as many as 50+ attractions, made with the best technical systems and cool effects.
You can also enjoy meet and greets, events and great shows.
This will make your visit an adventure you will never forget.
Play the best survival with your friends! We have an economy, based on the sale of items between users through stores and jobs, clans, hostile mobs with a level system, missions, a protection system based on residences that will allow you privacy and even share permissions with the users you want, available in Minecraft version 1.20.1. Registration in the game for greater ease of use.