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ExLoverExposed Minecraft Server

afraid, alone, Apology, Asshole, birthday dinner, Childbirth, Complications, Conversation, dog, ex husband, ex-relationship, ExLoverExposed, family, Gaming, group text, Hospital, Labor, Minecraft, names, reddit, Server, son’s birth, Story

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Potions Brewed:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to leave you hanging like this woman’s ex-husband did during labor! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy events, and a community that always has your back, even in the toughest of times.

We may not have a hospital, but we do have virtual doctors who will never leave you alone when you need them most. And if your ex tries to call you names, just send them to our virtual dungeon where they can game all day without bothering you.

So why join our server? Because we won’t leave you waiting for 16 hours, we’ll be there for you 24/7, ready to game and have a blast together. And if you ever need to share a crazy story like this, we’ll laugh with you, not call you names. Join now and let’s game on!

Husband’s BFF Neglect – AITA?

Adulthood, aita, Best Friend, BFF, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial issues, friendship, Happiness, home, house hunting, husband, Husbands, INDEPENDENCE, living situation, Moving, moving out, neglect, Raising A Family, RESPONSIBILITY, Wedding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of surprises? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Jason, Damien, and their love triangle!

Just like in this story, you’ll find unexpected twists and turns at every corner. Build your dream home with your loved one, but watch out for unwanted roommates who just won’t leave!

Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a friendship breakup over text. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Don’t be like Damien and wait around for things to happen. Take charge of your Minecraft destiny and join our server today! Who knows, you might even find your own Jason to build a life with (minus the unwanted houseguest, of course).

DateRedFlagsMC SMP

bad signs, DateRedFlagsMC, DATING, deal breakers, first date, red flags, red flags in a date, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic partner, red flags in dating, red flags in dating a new person, red flags in dating someone, red flags in dating someone new, red flags in relationships, red flags on a date, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch for, relationships, smp, warning signs

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9005
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

OMG, so like, if you’re on a first date and the person doesn’t bring their pet creeper with them, like, major red flag! Like, why wouldn’t they want their creeper to meet you, right? And if they don’t know how to craft a diamond sword in under 10 seconds, like, what are they even doing with their life? And if they start talking about how they prefer playing Roblox over Minecraft, like, just run for the hills, sis. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense! So, like, if you want a first date that’s lit AF, join our SMP and find your true Minecraft soulmate. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! #MinecraftLove #RedFlagAlert 🤣🤪🎮🔥💖

SelfLoveCraft

positive self-image, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	524
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPolishMiner

comparison, CraftyPolishMiner, economic growth, Economy, employment, Europe, federal rate, global economy, government policy, income, international news, labor market, minimum wage, Poland, Social Issues, standard of living, united states, US, wage gap, wages, workers’ rights

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9232	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	120
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!

Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

#sustainability, boat, BOTTLE, Competition, consequences, Contestant, discovery, Environment, irony, Karma, laziness, Lazy, littering, Ocean, plastic bottle, Pollution, reality tv, recycling, Redemption, survival show, Trash, Treasure, WIN

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

Ordinary SMP

building, Community, Contests, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraft-like, java, Minecraft, Mods, ordinary, PvP, Redstone, resource pack, Server, smp, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Crops Grown:	2089
Star Shards Collected:	142	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.4
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

FAQs

1. What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

2. Is grief protection available on the server?

Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

5. What events can I participate in on the server?

We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

7. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bitches, bitches who look like this, Ethereal, long tail, look, Realms, tags

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦

BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

aita, Blame, BlastCrafters, Cleanup, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, explosion, family, Guns, Horses, Livestock, Mess, new year’s eve, Outrage, Property, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Shooting, Shooting Range, social media, tannerite, Video

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimension Hops:	12
Divine Spears Created:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

HorriblePersonMC SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!