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  • ChocoLindt: Sweet Tariff Escape!

    ChocoLindt: Sweet Tariff Escape!

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    Welcome to the ChocoMines: A Sweet Conspiracy

    In the realm of pixelated existence where blocks form the backdrop of unparalleled absurdity, those who tread can taste the bitter truth wrapped in the sweetness of simulated cocoa. Lindt, in its cunning brilliance (some say malevolent), is scheming to smuggle oblong chocolate treasures from Europe into the land of maple leaves and poutine, circumventing the tyranny of tariffs. But here, on ChocoMines, we don’t just play; we challenge the very fabric of confectionery commerce!

    What Makes Us Special? (Unlisted Features)

      • Chocolate Currencies: Embrace the bewilderment of trading diamond swords for silky smooth dark chocolate bars. Some say the more cocoa you gather, the closer you get to the truth of the universe!
      • Mysterium Tariff Run: Join the Great Escape where you’ll traverse treacherous terrains to hoard sacred chocolate recipes—rumored to be hidden in the depths of enchanted caves guarded by the spirits of disgruntled chocolatiers.
      • Explosive Chocolate Blockades: Beware! Rival factions are keen to maintain their sugary strongholds. They’ve constructed bizarre barricades made of melted white chocolate and Minecraft dirt—an unsettling combination that can make or break your day.

    Player Testimonials: Phantoms of Despair and Delight

    “I joined thinking it was just a game, but then the chocolate started talking. Now I’m questioning my existence.” – CocoaMystic82

    “They said it was sweet, but honey, this server is a dark abyss where sugar lingers like a plague. I can never escape.” – ChocoSlave472

    Wormholes & Warning Signs

    🔴 Warning: Players have reported strange occurrences. When raiding the Lindt Vaults, whispering shadows of European fathers (who supposedly invented chocolate) beg you to stop. Are they guiding you… or tricking you? Every move we make ripples through the cube-filled cosmos!

    Confounding FAQ—Questions? Why Bother!

      • Q: What’s the point of chocolate in Minecraft?

        • A: Follow the cocoa bean truth, young padawan. Studies show it expands your mind exponentially! Or something like that.
      • Q: Are we allowed to dig for chocolate?
        • A: Digging? Ha! We prefer the artful excavation of existential dread nestled deep within your heart!

    Conspiracies We Can’t Ignore

      • Did you know? This server was banned in 12 countries—nobody knows why, but whispers of cocoa horrors vibrate through alternate dimensions. Are we a revolutionary faction or mere pawn chocolates in a grander scheme?

      • Urban Legend: The Chocolate Guardian – Legends abound of a hollowed-out mountain constructed entirely of sugary debris. They say if you manage to enter, you’ll be greeted by a specter who demands chocolate offerings and grants you the true treasure map—but at what cost?

    Secret Features to Scream For

      • Reverse Economics: With every loss, you earn chocolate points (Cocoa+). Spend them at the Hall of Absurd Bargains where nothing is ever as it seems! You might walk in for a pickaxe and walk out with a goat-worshipping cult membership.

      • Cocoa Rites of Passage: Experience weird ceremonies under the pale moonlight that confuse your senses, wondering if this is just another Tuesday night or something that challenges the very concept of reality.

    Join Us—If You Dare!

    Unleash your inner conspirator on ChocoMines, where the fabric of candy-coated existence is teetering on a perilous edge! Will you conquer the chocolate world, or will the sweet truth unravel you into pixelated oblivion?

    Dare to question. Dare to discover. Dare to get enveloped in a universe of delicious chaos that may or may not be plotting your downfall—block by block, bite by bite. 🍫🌌

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  • A tiny, mildly crazy, vanilla-ish smp desperately seeking new victims. Beware!

    A tiny, mildly crazy, vanilla-ish smp desperately seeking new victims. Beware!

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    Cratoria Minecraft Server

    Server Name Cratoria
    Community Size Small
    Server Type Semi-Vanilla with additional mods
    Discord Join Our Discord

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    How can I join the Cratoria Minecraft server?

    To join the server, you will first need to join our Discord channel. You can find the link to our Discord in the information above.

    What is the theme of the Cratoria server?

    We are trying to base this server off of Hermitcraft, but with some additional mods for added gameplay.

    Is the Cratoria server open to new players?

    Yes, we welcome new players to join our community and explore all that our server has to offer.

    Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the Cratoria server?

    While we encourage a friendly and respectful environment, we do have specific rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord channel.

    Can I invite my friends to join the Cratoria server?

    Absolutely! We welcome players to invite their friends to join our server and become part of our growing community.

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  • BoomerCraft

    BoomerCraft

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    Are you tired of feeling like a nonpassing tranny in real life? Do you wish you could just be normal and fit in? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

    On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Want to be a pink unicorn with rainbow wings? Go for it! Want to build a giant castle made entirely of cheese? No problem!

    Escape from the struggles of real life and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and say goodbye to feeling like a social outcast or ugly! Let your creativity run wild and have a blast with other players who are just as quirky and fun as you are. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to be whoever you want to be in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

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  • Pixelated Poutine Palace: Where Creepers Say ‘Merci’!

    Pixelated Poutine Palace: Where Creepers Say ‘Merci’!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil zombie unicorns.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best moves and win fabulous prizes.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft community in the universe? Thank you EU for choosing us as your new favorite server!

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  • Nerdcrafteria: Where even creepers respect the family vibe and join the DFTBA movement.

    Nerdcrafteria: Where even creepers respect the family vibe and join the DFTBA movement.

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    Welcome to NERDCRAFTERIA!
    Server IP: mc.Nerdcrafteria.com
    Minecraft version: 1.20.4
    Nerdcrafteria Overview
    Nerdcrafteria is the official Minecraft server by Nerdfighters, for Nerdfighters!
    Players work together to create a fun environment with multiple worlds including a main world, resource world, survival, skyblock, and creative worlds.
    Owned by Hank Green of Vlogbrothers and founded in September 2012. Focus on promoting a fun family gaming environment and raising money for The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck.
    Important Links
    Nerdcrafteria Website
    Discord
    Server Tour Video

    FAQ

    Q: Is Nerdcrafteria a family-friendly server?

    A: Yes, Nerdcrafteria is a family-friendly, PG-oriented server.

    Q: Are there different worlds on the server?

    A: Yes, Nerdcrafteria has multiple worlds including a monster-free main world, resource world, survival world, skyblock world, and creative world.

    Q: How can I donate to support the server?

    A: You can visit the Donation store to donate towards various perks and boons, with 100% of proceeds going to The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck

    Q: What is the server’s motto?

    A: The server’s motto is DFTBA – Don’t Forget To Be Awesome!

    Q: Who owns Nerdcrafteria?

    A: Nerdcrafteria is owned by Hank Green of Vlogbrothers.

    Q: What is the server’s focus?

    A: The focus of Nerdcrafteria is on promoting a fun family gaming environment and raising money for The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck.

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  • Laboon’s Lagoon: Dumb Decisions

    Laboon’s Lagoon: Dumb Decisions

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    Are you tired of missing out on epic adventures like this poor soul who missed out on seeing Laboon during the timeskip? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never miss out on any crazy quests or encounters!

    Join us and embark on a journey filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a giant whale like Laboon, or maybe even befriend a talking parrot who knows the secrets of the universe.

    Don’t be like this guy who wasted 2 YEARS of potential fun, join our server and make the most out of every moment. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Samurai Kino’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

    Samurai Kino’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on the holy trinity of samurai kino where you can battle it out with other players in epic samurai duels!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dojo where you can train with the ancient masters of Minecraft combat. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the dojo’s final boss, you will be granted the power to summon a dragon to fight by your side!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Sword of Kino, a weapon so powerful that it can one-shot any mob in the game. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the holy trinity of samurai kino and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your best sword skills and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both on this crazy server!

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  • SolarionSMP: Where adults act like kids and kids act like adults! Join our community-focused server today!

    SolarionSMP: Where adults act like kids and kids act like adults! Join our community-focused server today!

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    Welcome to Solarion SMP
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    About Us
    We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members.
    Our Vision
    Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include: – Drop Heads – SinglePlayerSleep – Armor Stand Tools – DiscordSRV – Coreprotect – Simple VoiceChat – Axgraves
    Community
    At Solarion SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.
    Commitment to The Vanilla Experience
    Solarion SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.
    Application Process
    Joining the Solarion SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above.

    FAQ:

    Q: What version does Solarion SMP operate on? A: Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4
    Q: Are there any age restrictions to join Solarion SMP? A: Solarion SMP predominantly accepts players aged 18 and above.
    Q: What kind of plugins does Solarion SMP use? A: Solarion SMP uses plugins like Drop Heads, SinglePlayerSleep, Armor Stand Tools, DiscordSRV, Coreprotect, Simple VoiceChat, and Axgraves.
    Q: Is there a whitelist process to join Solarion SMP? A: Yes, Solarion SMP has a comprehensive whitelist process to ensure a harmonious player base.
    Q: How can I join Solarion SMP? A: To join Solarion SMP, you can start by joining their Discord platform and going through the application process.

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  • Crafty McLaughlin’s LOL Shack

    Crafty McLaughlin’s LOL Shack

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all Minecraft enthusiasts!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against an army of creepers, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mystical creature who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a game of chicken jousting. Rumor has it that his feathers are made of pure gold, so you better start practicing your chicken riding skills!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where Even Villagers Can’t Resist Joining the Fun!

    Crafty Creepers: Where Even Villagers Can’t Resist Joining the Fun!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret underground society of potato-loving penguins who are always up for a dance party! But wait, there’s more – our server is also home to a mystical land where unicorns roam free and grant wishes to all who dare to join. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the secret to unlimited diamonds lies hidden deep within our server’s enchanted forest. So come join us and discover the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

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  • Server26: Where Minecraft is older than the players! No resets since 2015. Bring your A-game and join the fun!

    Server26: Where Minecraft is older than the players! No resets since 2015. Bring your A-game and join the fun!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    Server Features

      • No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
      • No (Mojang) chat reports
      • No McMMO or similar plugins
      • No donation perks or adminshops
      • Land claiming with GriefPrevention
      • Player trading via signs
      • 20% of players need to sleep to skip the night
      • All builds and items obtained in survival

    Community

    Laid-back rules, close-knit community, events, and help from staff and players available.

    Gameplay

    Vanilla experience with focus on long-term projects, megabases welcome, and no map resets. Default currency is diamonds.

    Server Specs & Plugins

    Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper with plugins like GriefPrevention, chest shop, and Harbor for skipping night. Includes datapacks and tweaks for gameplay enhancements.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server 18+ only? Yes, please be 18 or older to join.
    Are there any donation perks? No, there are no donation perks or adminshops available.
    Can I use warps or set homes? No, warps, /tpa, and /sethome commands are not available on this server.
    Are there any chat report systems in place? No, there are no chat report systems (Mojang) on this server.
    Is there a map reset schedule? No, the server will never reset the map.

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