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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2895 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.
Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?
So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.