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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2025 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.
Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?
So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.