chocolate tariff avoidance Minecraft Servers

chocolate tariff avoidance

  • ChocoLindt: Sweet Tariff Escape!

    ChocoLindt: Sweet Tariff Escape!

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    Welcome to the ChocoMines: A Sweet Conspiracy

    In the realm of pixelated existence where blocks form the backdrop of unparalleled absurdity, those who tread can taste the bitter truth wrapped in the sweetness of simulated cocoa. Lindt, in its cunning brilliance (some say malevolent), is scheming to smuggle oblong chocolate treasures from Europe into the land of maple leaves and poutine, circumventing the tyranny of tariffs. But here, on ChocoMines, we don’t just play; we challenge the very fabric of confectionery commerce!

    What Makes Us Special? (Unlisted Features)

      • Chocolate Currencies: Embrace the bewilderment of trading diamond swords for silky smooth dark chocolate bars. Some say the more cocoa you gather, the closer you get to the truth of the universe!
      • Mysterium Tariff Run: Join the Great Escape where you’ll traverse treacherous terrains to hoard sacred chocolate recipes—rumored to be hidden in the depths of enchanted caves guarded by the spirits of disgruntled chocolatiers.
      • Explosive Chocolate Blockades: Beware! Rival factions are keen to maintain their sugary strongholds. They’ve constructed bizarre barricades made of melted white chocolate and Minecraft dirt—an unsettling combination that can make or break your day.

    Player Testimonials: Phantoms of Despair and Delight

    “I joined thinking it was just a game, but then the chocolate started talking. Now I’m questioning my existence.” – CocoaMystic82

    “They said it was sweet, but honey, this server is a dark abyss where sugar lingers like a plague. I can never escape.” – ChocoSlave472

    Wormholes & Warning Signs

    🔴 Warning: Players have reported strange occurrences. When raiding the Lindt Vaults, whispering shadows of European fathers (who supposedly invented chocolate) beg you to stop. Are they guiding you… or tricking you? Every move we make ripples through the cube-filled cosmos!

    Confounding FAQ—Questions? Why Bother!

      • Q: What’s the point of chocolate in Minecraft?

        • A: Follow the cocoa bean truth, young padawan. Studies show it expands your mind exponentially! Or something like that.
      • Q: Are we allowed to dig for chocolate?
        • A: Digging? Ha! We prefer the artful excavation of existential dread nestled deep within your heart!

    Conspiracies We Can’t Ignore

      • Did you know? This server was banned in 12 countries—nobody knows why, but whispers of cocoa horrors vibrate through alternate dimensions. Are we a revolutionary faction or mere pawn chocolates in a grander scheme?

      • Urban Legend: The Chocolate Guardian – Legends abound of a hollowed-out mountain constructed entirely of sugary debris. They say if you manage to enter, you’ll be greeted by a specter who demands chocolate offerings and grants you the true treasure map—but at what cost?

    Secret Features to Scream For

      • Reverse Economics: With every loss, you earn chocolate points (Cocoa+). Spend them at the Hall of Absurd Bargains where nothing is ever as it seems! You might walk in for a pickaxe and walk out with a goat-worshipping cult membership.

      • Cocoa Rites of Passage: Experience weird ceremonies under the pale moonlight that confuse your senses, wondering if this is just another Tuesday night or something that challenges the very concept of reality.

    Join Us—If You Dare!

    Unleash your inner conspirator on ChocoMines, where the fabric of candy-coated existence is teetering on a perilous edge! Will you conquer the chocolate world, or will the sweet truth unravel you into pixelated oblivion?

    Dare to question. Dare to discover. Dare to get enveloped in a universe of delicious chaos that may or may not be plotting your downfall—block by block, bite by bite. 🍫🌌

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  • Hexicraft

    Hexicraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hexicraft: Survival, No PVP, No griefing Lively, original events Custom plugins (Warps, trading, and more) Lag free 16GB dedicated machine Fun and welcoming atmosphere

    What people are saying about Hexicraft: “Minecraft is the stupidest game but I love everyone on Hexicraft so much” – Spidersqueak “It’s so unreal buds, it’s absolutely phenomenal and ground breaking” – Jibbleostrich “Hexicraft is my favourite server, I’ve been on it for around three years. The staff, even members are all very helpful with any questions you have. I can assure you if you put dome time to it, Hexicraft can be one of your favourite servers!” – Dacvid “Hexicraft is a fun friendly community, with easy going staff” – _MrLee

    play.hexicraft.com

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  • rCraft.eu | Survival/Creative | EU

    rCraft.eu | Survival/Creative | EU

    New Minecraft Servers

    Semi-Vanilla Survival, Creative, Minigames and mature community!

    Our community is small, but close-knit and is comprised of an experienced and mature adult staff. Our staff and players create a helpful and friendly gaming environment for all. We strive to create the best gaming experience for our players. If you are looking for a vanilla server with friendly, experienced players, then rCraft is for you!

    play.rcraft.eu

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  • PowderCraft

    PowderCraft

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    PowderCraft 1.7.2

    – Factions – Raiding – Silk Spawners – Vote for a maximum of 30 diamonds, 30 TNT and 120 Exp Bottles each day! – Griefing/stealing allowed – MCMMO – PvP – Ranks – Economy – Free [Member] rank and the ability to set 2 homes for anyone who introduces themselves on the forums Official server webpage http://powder-craft.enjin.com

    pwc.us.to

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  • 123pvp.com

    123pvp.com

    New Minecraft Servers

    123pvp.com

    123pvp.com

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  • EnderCraft Survival/Raiding 24/7

    EnderCraft Survival/Raiding 24/7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Owned by _Red_Max_ EnderCraftMC is a semi-vanilla server where you go hide your base and come out to find others to raid them in the fast world. Through trading, raiding, and mining you come to get large amounts of emeralds (AKA Emmy or $Em’s) which is the money on EnderCraft. Spend your money on an ungriefable plot to store your things safely or a PlayerShop where you can manipulate your Villagers trades to sell your own items – totally scam proof! Also get in on the constant server events for chance to win great prizes! Site: http://e-craftmc.enjin.com/home

    endercraftmc.beastnode.net

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  • Kubcraft

    Kubcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Kubcraft

    n8.csrv.pl:14367

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  • Eden Universe

    Eden Universe

    New Minecraft Servers

    -=Eden Universe=-Eden Universe is a minigamesand factions server, we allow people to go to Survival, Factions, Skyblock, Cops & Robbers, Teacher, Skywars, king of the ladder, PRISON, and Hunger Games You won’t get bored on this server we promise that :). -=How can I join?=- Server Ip: Play.Mrgocanes.com -=Community=- Eden Universe is well known for the nice community we have, people of all ages join and seem to make new friends every day, meet your friends now, and join Eden Universe:)! Hope to see you on our server! We have a TON of plugins and great staff. Please join today! We have a ton of people and great staff that are always on. Join today and check out the great server. We are adding a prison world on the server as a new world and may be adding more minigames. We are also recruiting staff so apply now! -=Contact=- site: www.mrgocanes.com skype: Mrgocanes

    mc.mrgocanes.com

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  • BouCraft

    BouCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    BouCraft Server is a PvP and Survival server, we want it to be as similar to a single player survival but in multiplayer, no minigames, parkours, etc. In BouCraft you will find a server in which you must make your home by collecting resources, and at the same time pvpe with users.

    At the same time we have certain pvp arenas in which you can get PvP Points to be able to exchange them for Protection IV armor. We have currently been online 24/7 for 1 and a half years.

    mc.boucraft.net

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  • Zambies (Zombies Survival PUBG)

    Zambies (Zombies Survival PUBG)

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    Zambies is a Minecraft zombie server that introduces an exhilarating game-mode where players either cooperatively or single-handedly fight through waves of zombies and other monsters wielding an arsenal of distinctive weapons and equipment.

    You start off at Level 1 with nothing more than a Recurve Bow. As your level increases, you will unlock new weapons, equipment, perks and upgrades to aid you on the battlefield!

    mc.zambies.net

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  • Social Craft

    Social Craft

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    SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! This server is meant for the players. Instead of your usual hub server, this server has mini games, and tons of cool features. You can meet other players, and have fun playing mini games. We also have plots, so you can build a house while you socialize. This server is dedicated to players having fun, while socializing, and you won’t find anything like this server.

    mc-sc.us

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