chocolate tariff avoidance Minecraft Servers

Chocolate Tariff Avoidance

  • ChocoLindt: Sweet Tariff Escape!

    ChocoLindt: Sweet Tariff Escape!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the ChocoMines: A Sweet Conspiracy

    In the realm of pixelated existence where blocks form the backdrop of unparalleled absurdity, those who tread can taste the bitter truth wrapped in the sweetness of simulated cocoa. Lindt, in its cunning brilliance (some say malevolent), is scheming to smuggle oblong chocolate treasures from Europe into the land of maple leaves and poutine, circumventing the tyranny of tariffs. But here, on ChocoMines, we don’t just play; we challenge the very fabric of confectionery commerce!

    What Makes Us Special? (Unlisted Features)

      • Chocolate Currencies: Embrace the bewilderment of trading diamond swords for silky smooth dark chocolate bars. Some say the more cocoa you gather, the closer you get to the truth of the universe!
      • Mysterium Tariff Run: Join the Great Escape where you’ll traverse treacherous terrains to hoard sacred chocolate recipes—rumored to be hidden in the depths of enchanted caves guarded by the spirits of disgruntled chocolatiers.
      • Explosive Chocolate Blockades: Beware! Rival factions are keen to maintain their sugary strongholds. They’ve constructed bizarre barricades made of melted white chocolate and Minecraft dirt—an unsettling combination that can make or break your day.

    Player Testimonials: Phantoms of Despair and Delight

    “I joined thinking it was just a game, but then the chocolate started talking. Now I’m questioning my existence.” – CocoaMystic82

    “They said it was sweet, but honey, this server is a dark abyss where sugar lingers like a plague. I can never escape.” – ChocoSlave472

    Wormholes & Warning Signs

    🔴 Warning: Players have reported strange occurrences. When raiding the Lindt Vaults, whispering shadows of European fathers (who supposedly invented chocolate) beg you to stop. Are they guiding you… or tricking you? Every move we make ripples through the cube-filled cosmos!

    Confounding FAQ—Questions? Why Bother!

      • Q: What’s the point of chocolate in Minecraft?

        • A: Follow the cocoa bean truth, young padawan. Studies show it expands your mind exponentially! Or something like that.
      • Q: Are we allowed to dig for chocolate?
        • A: Digging? Ha! We prefer the artful excavation of existential dread nestled deep within your heart!

    Conspiracies We Can’t Ignore

      • Did you know? This server was banned in 12 countries—nobody knows why, but whispers of cocoa horrors vibrate through alternate dimensions. Are we a revolutionary faction or mere pawn chocolates in a grander scheme?

      • Urban Legend: The Chocolate Guardian – Legends abound of a hollowed-out mountain constructed entirely of sugary debris. They say if you manage to enter, you’ll be greeted by a specter who demands chocolate offerings and grants you the true treasure map—but at what cost?

    Secret Features to Scream For

      • Reverse Economics: With every loss, you earn chocolate points (Cocoa+). Spend them at the Hall of Absurd Bargains where nothing is ever as it seems! You might walk in for a pickaxe and walk out with a goat-worshipping cult membership.

      • Cocoa Rites of Passage: Experience weird ceremonies under the pale moonlight that confuse your senses, wondering if this is just another Tuesday night or something that challenges the very concept of reality.

    Join Us—If You Dare!

    Unleash your inner conspirator on ChocoMines, where the fabric of candy-coated existence is teetering on a perilous edge! Will you conquer the chocolate world, or will the sweet truth unravel you into pixelated oblivion?

    Dare to question. Dare to discover. Dare to get enveloped in a universe of delicious chaos that may or may not be plotting your downfall—block by block, bite by bite. 🍫🌌

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RISE

    RISE

    New Minecraft Servers

    RISE, is a Lord Of The Rings Minecraft server. This means we are using the LOTR mod which you need to be able to join.

    Do you want to build a kingdom, raze your enemy’s to the ground or sail your armada into war? Then this server might be just the thing for you!

    With the LOTR mod as base you can be part of any of the famous LOTR factions like: Gondor, Rohan or Mordor. You can become king of your faction build a castle and claim other lands. With our ship plugin you will even be able to build a fleet and go to war with your enemy’s! Raise an army of mercenaries and wage war.

    We also have server events which include: Evil Vs Good, Free for all and PvE. Our first Evil Vs Good events will be set in the war of the north. Defend the realms of Arnor or besiege them as Angmar under the Witch-Kings command.

    We even have pre-build structures players can conquer for themselves!

    Join now and be one of the first and have al the loot right for the taking!!! Our Discord: discord.gg/yxFNFKd

    87.98.143.86:25584

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cube dynasty

    Cube dynasty

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: mc.cubedynasty.fun

    mc.cubedynasty.fun

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CompleteAnarchist

    CompleteAnarchist

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Complete Anarchy. A relatively new anarchy server with no rules. Grief all you want, Hack all you want, Play all you want.

    Join now at: CompleteAnarchist.aternos.me Discord: https://discord.gg/TqSasa3

    CompleteAnarchist.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DinoLands MC

    DinoLands MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    DinoLandsMC is a factions server always looking for staff! We ensure your experience is great. If no one is online the server WILL go offline until manual turning on which is a con. Have fun!

    DinoLandsMC.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 2builders2griefers

    2builders2griefers

    New Minecraft Servers

    WARNING: THERE IS NO RULES PLEASE JOIN WITH VPN OR ALT AND DO NOT LEAK YOUR STAFF INFO! NOW YOU CAN JOIN! WE DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU ARE GETTING HACKED ETC.

    2b2g.tk

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Temporal Survival

    Temporal Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hardcore-inspired multiplayer PvP. Players spawn at random locations, and deaths will be punished by timeouts relative to how bad one fucked up.

    By forming a team, you’ll be able to co-operate with players. You’ll be able to teleport to each other for a brief amount of time, so that you can find each other despite the random spawn locations.

    Hostname: pvp.temporals.gameshaft.net (no port needed)

    Forming teams: /team create Team Name

    Inviting players to a team: /team invite playername

    Chat management: /sw

    temporals.gameshaft.net:25569

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hard2craft.eu

    Hard2craft.eu

    New Minecraft Servers

    🔥 Hard2Craft.EU 🔥 is the only server in Bulgaria that offers survival in the sense of the game itself! ✩ Have fun with your friends as you create huge survival bases and farms, and sell their output to a specially created /warp sell ✩ Earned money can be exchanged for the currency (Credits) that we only offer! ✩ Through Credits you can buy Ranks without having to pay, also OP CUSTOM ENCHANTS ITEMS! ✩ Monthly leaderboard with prizes for the top three! ✩ Spleef EVENT every day from 21:00-22:00 with prizes of $5,000 that you can exchange for Credits! ✩ Ranks/Survival/Miner/PVP/Events/Forest and more! ⭐We are waiting for you!⭐ ☝️ IP: Hard2Craft.EU ☝️

    hard2craft.eu

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Alliance Reborn

    Alliance Reborn

    New Minecraft Servers

    New for 2022 – UK Server NOW 1.19.2 Vanilla Survival (1.19.2) with Vote Chests, Ranking Land claim for your protection so there is no greifing This server does not operate a Pay to Play for upgrades work your way up the ranking by doing the grind 🙂 No PVP inless you want to enter an Arena with friends.

    Join Discord https://discord.gg/VqcZCJze6y server address: alliancereborn.net

    AllianceReborn.net

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pishcraft

    Pishcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a 7 year old, recently 24/7 server freaturing:

    – Vanilla survival – A computational redstone build world – Parkour

    Come and play 😀

    minecraft.otopia.co.uk

    New Minecraft Server
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