New Minecraft Servers 2025

chocolate starfish Minecraft Servers

chocolate starfish Minecraft Servers

  • ChocolateStarfishCleaner Minecraft Server

    ChocolateStarfishCleaner Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 806
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Potions Brewed: 57
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

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    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.

    Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?

    So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 7490
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 4198
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 3659
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Farms Harvested: 626
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 2545
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 4509
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7521
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 7479
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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  • Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

    Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 5230
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 88
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 523
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Ores Mined: 1701 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

    Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

    Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

    So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 6799
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Falling into the Void: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Ores Mined: 9221

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

    – Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

    – Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

    Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 2343
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 165 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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