🔥Chocolate milk Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChocoMilkBandit

Apology, bothered, brand, Carton, Chocolate milk, ChocoMilkBandit, Communication, confession, convenience, convenience store, Girlfriend, Honesty, milk, misunderstanding, plain milk, relationship, Replacement, SNACKS, straw, Upset

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Villages Defended:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Farms Harvested:	102
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

WinCub

Adventure, back, Casual, Claims, Community, Custom Items, discoveries, Economy, exclusive, in game, java, long term, Plugins, Reset, Rtp, Server, Sethome, Survival, Version

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	548636

IP Java : Wincub.hosterfy.eu Version : 1.21

Welcome to Wincub, a new casual survival server with exclusive custom items and an in-game economy. We value the community and are committed to maintaining the server over time without reset.

The server offers various plugins to improve the player experience, such as /rtp, /sethome, /back and claims.

Join us for a long-term adventure full of discoveries!

wincub.hosterfy.eu

MemsHC the best sandbox server Minecraft

#exciting, Adventures, best, Community, Donations, drinks, Environment, Friendly, Fun, Gadgets, MemsHC, Minecraft, multiplayer, opportunities, Player-focused, Safe, Sandbox, Server, unforgettable

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Join our exciting Minecraft server, where you will find everything you need for unforgettable adventures! Great gadgets, free donations, various drinks and many other exciting opportunities are waiting for you. We offer a safe and friendly environment for all players. The only thing missing is you, friend! Join and become a part of our community!

95.216.114.205:23824

Lanterncraft: Where lanterns are the real MVPs in a multiplayer world 1.21

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, activities, bedrock player, Discord, friendly community, Griefers, Keeping inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, Lanterns, multiplayer, MVPS, Phone, player-controlled economy, Plugins, PORT, Questline, Quests, real, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, smp, Staff Team, world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to Lanterncraft

We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server that offers a variety of activities and plugins for our players. From a resource world to a player-controlled economy and quests, Lanterncraft has something for everyone. Claim your land to protect your builds, enjoy inventory protection upon death, and join our friendly community today!

Server Details:

Platform	Java IP	Bedrock IP & Port	Discord
	play.lanterncraft.net	play.lanterncraft.net:25586	discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

FAQs:

Question: Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Answer: Yes, you can claim your land to prevent others from destroying your builds.
Question: Do you have a questline on the server?	Answer: Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards for completion.
Question: Is inventory protection enabled on the server?	Answer: Yes, keep your inventory upon death so you never lose your gear.
Question: Can Bedrock players join the server?	Answer: Yes, we are crossplay so Bedrock players can join the fun on their phones.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

adorable pet, Animal lover, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous poster, cat, cat lover, Cute cat, domestic animal, Epic, feline friend, furry companion, internet forum, Minecraft, No. 78345667, Online Community, pet owner, pet photography, pet portrait, playful kitty, purring, Server, social media, Whiskers

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident cat, Mr. Whiskers. Legend has it that Mr. Whiskers once defeated the Ender Dragon single-handedly using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of raw fish. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers you’ve ever seen. So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky time!

Minecraft SMP: Snoot Wednesday – Jet Set Radio Edition

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, GAME OST, Greentext Mega, Guide, Jet, JET SET RADIOOOOO, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, Radio, set, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, thread archives, Wani Hug That Gator, Wednesday

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Villages Defended:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mines Excavated:	3577
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz – because who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a reptile in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Download our exclusive Snoot Game at snootgame.xyz and listen to the epic OST while you play. Need some guidance? Check out our Fang board playlists for some killer tunes to accompany your gameplay.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole archive of fics and art dedicated to our server, including Snootboorus and Snoot fic spreadsheets. Plus, we have AI chatbots and Blender models for all your creative needs.

But the real question is, could you beat your Snootfu in a fight? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and find out!

RestroomRuckus Minecraft Server

5 year old, aita, comprehending, inappropriate, mental health issues, Minecraft, pervert, Perverts, pissed, rational explanation, restroom, RestroomRuckus, Server, Shocked, Son, tirade, Wal-Mart, Wife, women’s restroom, world today

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for bringing your 5-year-old son into the women’s restroom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where anything goes, even bathroom etiquette debates!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good old-fashioned argument in the restroom, just like the one that happened at Wal Mart. Who knew that taking your child to the bathroom could cause such a stir? But on our server, you can relive that moment over and over again, with plenty of players ready to debate the appropriateness of bathroom companions.

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the bathroom battles begin!

CraftyGiftlessGamer

cousin relationships, CraftyGiftlessGamer, Etiquette, event attendance, family connections, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, gift etiquette, gift giving, personal boundaries, personal values, second cousins, social events, social obligations, wedding celebrations, wedding gift, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding traditions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Crops Grown:	5280	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be pressured into attending weddings? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who prefer pixelated adventures over awkward family gatherings.

Join us and never worry about receiving wedding invitations from distant relatives again. We promise not to judge you for declining, and we definitely won’t guilt trip you for not sending a gift. In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and exploring our virtual world instead.

So if you’re tired of being used as a gift-giving machine at weddings, come join our server where the only thing you’ll be giving is your time and creativity. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky fun with us?

DreamCraft SMP

Ambitions, aspirations, big dreams, career aspirations., Childhood Dream, childhood fantasies, childhood memories, dream fulfillment, dream job, DreamCraft, dreams, FANTASY, future dreams, goals, ideal future, imagination, Long-term goals, Nostalgia, Reminiscence, smp, Wishful thinking, youthful desires

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Animals Bred:	142
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8845	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Have you ever dreamed of living in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where dreams come true! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle evil mobs with enchanted rubber chickens, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the hilarity ensue!

Mine4Money

#Daredevil, bizarre requests, craziest things, crazy stunts, desperate times, Extreme Measures, financial incentives, Mine4Money, MONEY, money-making schemes, odd jobs, odd tasks, out-of-the-box ideas, outlandish acts, risky behavior, strange jobs, unconventional gigs, unconventional ways to earn money, unique opportunities, unusual jobs, wild challenges

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Towns Built:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2735
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds the old-fashioned way? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we pay you in real-life diamonds for every block you mine! That’s right, we’ve got a secret partnership with a diamond mine and we’re passing the savings on to you!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where we drop rare items from the sky and watch players fight to the death for them. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with creepers!

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our gambling den where you can bet your hard-earned emeralds on a game of chance. Just be careful, we’ve had a few players lose their entire fortune in one night – but hey, that’s the price of excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but our server is only open on weekends!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Assad, Attack, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military base, Minecraft, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, RETALIATION, Russian base, Server, summit, Syria, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	2837	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the wild adventures of Putin and Assad in Syria! Build your own Russian base and watch out for surprise attacks just like in real life! Will you be able to defend against Ukraine’s sneaky moves? Join now for a chance to be a part of this insane battle for power and dominance! Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!