Chocolate milk – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Golden Towers and Flying Cars

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Join the Server Where Reality is Optional and Time is a Suggestion!

Welcome, brave traveler! Have you ever wandered into a place so mesmerizingly deranged that your sanity flutters away like a confused butterfly in a lava storm? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is scientifically proven as the greatest paradox of your digital existence or a glitch in the fabric of reality itself! Prepare to lose your mind (and your last three brain cells) in the most chaotic utopia known to pixel-kind!

Feature	Description
Infinite Gold	Every block mined gives you 20 gold coins with the face of a president you might not remember!
McTrump Meals	Order a Minecraft meal for just 2 ¼ diamonds and receive food that heals you emotionally and physically! Will you ever need this? Probably not!
Self-Flying Tesla	Your car doesn’t just drive—it flies! But only on Thursdays and only if you sing to it.
Golden Towers	Stay in a hotel made of real digital gold, and by gold, we mean that old mustard jar in your cupboard.
Time-Warping Scoreboards	Check your score at 7:53 AM every day, even if it’s not morning. When did time matter?
Endless SexX Bots	Experience virtual companionship with cold chocolate milk, tailored to your inner desires or immediate discomforts.

FAQ Section

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Ah, joining! It’s like breathing on a Tuesday! Click on the mystical link or leave your soul at the door—whichever feels right at the moment!

Q: What is the objective of this server?

A: Ah, objective! In a world devoid of logic, your goal can be anything! Perhaps it’s to collect more gold or just stare blankly into the void while questioning your life choices!

Q: Are there any rules?

A: Rules? In this dimension? The only rule is that there are no rules, except for the ones I just made up five seconds ago. Trust is overrated!

Random Quotes

“I couldn’t believe it. Nowhere in the world…”

“When I got to the parking garage…”

“It’s clear to me now, THIS is what MAGA meant!”

Craft Brew Haven 1.20

Brew, Cappuccino, choco milky, Chocolate milk, coffee, Craft, favorite beverage, favorite drink, frappuccino, Haven, hot chocolate, iced coffee, iced tea, Juice, latte, lemonade, milk, milkshake, MOCHA, smoothie, Soda, tea, Water

Join our epic Minecraft server and you can have all the choco milky you want! Yes, you heard me right, unlimited choco milky for all players!

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts. Who wouldn’t want to see that in action?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and creepers bust out some sick dance moves. It’s lit, fam.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most bizarre Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Plus, did I mention the choco milky?

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ChocoMilkBandit

Apology, bothered, brand, Carton, Chocolate milk, ChocoMilkBandit, Communication, confession, convenience, convenience store, Girlfriend, Honesty, milk, misunderstanding, plain milk, relationship, Replacement, SNACKS, straw, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

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WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

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NostalgiaGoneBad – Minecraft SMP

acquired dislikes, acquired taste, changing food preferences, changing palate, childhood delicacies, childhood favorite, childhood nostalgia, childhood treats, culinary memories, evolving preferences, evolving tastes, food aversions, food preferences, growing up, mature palate, Minecraft, NostalgiaGoneBad, nostalgic foods, picky eater, revolting flavors, revolting foods, smp, taste buds change

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrr! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from Mars, it’s so cray-cray! And get this, if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops diamonds, like whaaat?! And the spawn area is a giant chocolate cake with sprinkles and gummy bears everywhere, it’s like a dream come true!

But like, seriously, you gotta join because if you don’t, a pack of evil llamas will come to your house and steal all your socks, like all of them. And then they’ll replace them with moldy cheese, ewww! So don’t risk it, join the server and save your socks from the llama apocalypse!

Oh, and to answer the question, I used to love eating pickles as a kid but now they taste like alien boogers, yuck!

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MineCraftLabz

current research, cutting-edge research, experimental research, groundbreaking discoveries, groundbreaking research, groundbreaking science, groundbreaking studies, innovative research, latest research findings, leading research projects, MineCraftLabz, modern research, pioneering research, research advancements, research breakthroughs, research development, research exploration, research innovation, research projects, revolutionary research., Scientific breakthroughs.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and be a part of the most groundbreaking research projects in the Minecraft universe.

Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, our scientists are hard at work trying to make it happen! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a flying, exploding pig one day.

But wait, there’s more! Our researchers are also working on creating a potion that turns players into real-life diamond miners. Imagine digging up diamonds like it’s nobody’s business and becoming the richest player on the server.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most out-of-this-world research projects in Minecraft history. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you!

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CraftyGazpromLayoffs

business news, corporate decisions, cost-cutting measures, CraftyGazpromLayoffs, economic impact, Energy Sector, gazprom, job cuts, job losses, job market trends, Layoffs, layoffs announcement, layoffs news, Losses, managers, Oil and gas industry, restructuring, russia, Russian economy, Wartime, workforce reduction

lol u ever been on a minecraft server where the managers are getting laid off like it’s nobody’s business? well, come join our server where we got gazprom weighing in on that shizz. we got so much drama, you’ll forget you’re even playing minecraft.

come join us for a wild ride of layoffs and wartime losses. who needs diamonds when you got that kind of excitement, amirite? plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the managers who got the boot. it’s like a game of hide and seek, but with more tears and pink slips.

so come on down to our server, where the drama never stops and the fun never ends. who needs peaceful building when you can have corporate chaos instead? join now and experience the thrill of gazprom layoffs firsthand. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out.

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Ninja Fail Everywhere Server

Espionage, Fail, folklore, global ninjas, hidden warriors, Japan, Legends, Martial Arts, Myths, ninja, ninja culture, ninja espionage, ninja secrets, ninja skills, ninja techniques, ninja traditions, ninja training, ninja warfare, ninja warriors, Ninjas, secret agents, Server, world history

yo, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got ninjas from ALL the countries, even the ones u never heard of. like, did u know that iceland has ice ninjas that can freeze u with just a touch? or that australia has kangaroo ninjas that can kick u into next week? it’s wild, man.

plus, our server is haunted by ghost ninjas who can phase through walls and scare the crap outta u. but don’t worry, they’re friendly… most of the time.

and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair where u can train with the ninja masters and learn their ancient techniques. trust me, u won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

so come join us and experience the ninja madness for yourself. but be warned, once u enter our server, there’s no going back. ninjas for life, bro.

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New Server IP
GamerVerse Central

Biomes, Cosmetics, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Custom menus, Custom Mobs, Death Messages, Dungeon Adventures, Earth, Economy, EMOJIS, emotes, Factions, Graves, Jobs, Leaderboards, MCMMO, Parkour, profile, Quests, recipes, Rewards, settings, Skills, Survival, tags, Tool skins, Vote System

CUSTOM ENCHANTS: Tailor your gear with unique enchantments that provide strategic advantages. CRATES & REWARDS: Discover exciting loot through our crates system and earn rewards for your achievements. LEADERBOARDS: Compete with other players and climb the ranks to showcase your skills. +20 CUSTOM MENUS: Navigate through our intuitive menus designed for easy access to all server features. CUSTOM ITEMS & RECIPES: Craft unique items and discover new recipes that add depth to your gameplay. EMOJIS & EMOTES: Express yourself in-game with a variety of emojis and emotes. CUSTOM MOBS & BIOMES: Encounter specially designed mobs and explore custom biomes that enrich the game world. DEATH MESSAGES & GRAVES: Keep track of your adventures with personalized death messages and grave markers. TOOL SKINS & COSMETICS: Customize your tools and appearance with various skins and cosmetic options. +70 QUESTS: Engage in over 70 quests that challenge you and reward you with valuable items. PROFILE, SETTINGS, & TAGS: Personalize your gaming experience with customizable profiles, settings, and tags. VOTE SYSTEM & JOBS: Participate in our voting system to earn rewards while choosing jobs that suit your playstyle. DUNGEON ADVENTURES & SKILLS: Test your mettle in dungeons while leveling up skills that enhance gameplay mechanics. PETS, TRADE SYSTEM, & AUCTION HOUSE: Collect pets, trade items with other players, or auction off rare finds in our marketplace.

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Minecraft server

Account.., Antispam, Auto-mine, banner, Cases, Cities, description, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, image, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, Pets, Server, server owner, Servers, Shop, Starter Kit, Storage, tags, Uralpassport, Vampirism

The server owner “” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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PrestigiousMC

anti-grief, Bosses, Custom Mobs, discord invite, Economy, friendly community, Ip:, keep items, Livemap, Minecraft, Player Shops, PrestigiousMC, Protection, server stats, Skill System, smp, Survival, Towny

– Towny OR Survival:	You can either join a town or wander off into the survival world and set up a home somewhere! We have a random teleporter so you can easily find spare land to begin building on!
– Self-serve protection and anti-grief:	You can use our friendly protection menu (type /ucp) to fully set up your own protection without having to type any other commands! This prevents players interacting with your area. Furthermore, you can lock your doors and chests! If you forget to protect land and do get griefed, Keep calm, One of our friendly and trained staff members will fix everything!
– Custom mobs and bosses:	Take on a new challenge with our unique mobs and 3 world bosses for you to kill. Each boss has unique drops such as Speed boost gear, shield that grants bonus health and collectable chat tags! If you are brave, you enter the Labyrinth dungeon for either greater rewards.
– Keep items on death:	You will no longer lose your hours worth of mining by falling in lava or losing your items from a sneaky creeper. You keep all of your items on death.
– Good Economy with player shops:	Choose a job and earn money from doing tasks or earn money by setting up your own store!
– Immersive Skill system:	Level up skills to gain extra powers or Become #1 on skills leaderboard. Each skill greatly improves your playing experience in those skills. For example, Alchemy gains access to haste and health boost potions at level 65.
– Friendly community:	We strongly believe that the community is the heart of a server, Our community members come first and we will make sure everybody feels like they are part of it!

FAQ

Q: What is the IP for the Minecraft server?

A: The Minecraft server IP is pgmc.world. Alternatively, you can use the IP address 135.148.52.156.

Q: Is there a LiveMap available for the server?

A: Yes, you can access the LiveMap at http://135.148.52.156:21083/.

Q: Where can I find player and server stats?

A: Player and server stats can be viewed at http://135.148.52.156:21133/.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GuFbJGxBjn.

Pixel Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Flip, flip advice, flip flips, flip guidelines, flip precautions, flip recommendations, flip requests, flip safety, flip safety advice, flip safety measures, flip safety tips, flip suggestions, flip techniques, flip tips, flip tricks, flip tutorials, flips, Haven, keep yourself safe, PIXEL, Requests

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical wonderland filled with unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride for your brain, man!

You gotta join because the admins are like wizards who can grant you three wishes, but only if you bring them a sandwich first. And the players? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of ninja pirates who will challenge you to epic battles and then invite you to a tea party afterwards.

Plus, the whole server is made out of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. So not only can you build epic castles and fortresses, but you can also snack on some delicious cheddar while you do it. It’s like a dream come true for lactose intolerant gamers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for, dude? Come join the fun, flip yourself into this crazy world, and keep yourself safe from the creepers and the trolls. It’s gonna be a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it!

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SoccerSisMineServer

bookworm, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Empathy, family, parenting, relationships, School, Shy.., sister, Soccer, SoccerSisMineServer, socialization, sports, stepchild, stepmum, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and stepmum shenanigans! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and build your own virtual family where you make all the rules.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced into playing soccer or any other sport you hate. Instead, you can immerse yourself in a world where reading books is celebrated and being a bookworm is the coolest thing ever.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t hide behind books forever – on our server, you can build a fortress out of books if you want! And if anyone tries to bully you, just build a giant book monster to scare them away.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can be yourself and escape the drama of real life. Who needs soccer when you can build your own book-themed kingdom? Let’s block and roll, bookworms!

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DeluBroCraft

anger, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DeluBroCraft, Disrespect, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family, forgiveness, Maturity, parenting, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sibling, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your brother’s room? Look no further! Join our server for a chaotic experience that will make you feel right at home among the clothes, dust, and trash.

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy setting boundaries and standing up for themselves, just like your brother did when he told your mom not to mess with his things. We encourage players to prioritize their peace of mind, even if it means giving up on those who have taken care of them all their lives.

With intense arguments, dramatic stand-offs, and silent treatments that last for days, our server offers a unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the messy relationships and complex emotions of our Minecraft world. It’s a virtual drama-filled adventure waiting for you!

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