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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4422 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Crops Grown: | 3975 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!